by DeeDee
I know just how this young lady feels......I felt the same way when Rose walked to the stern of the research vessel in the movie Titanic and threw Louis XVI's Le Coeur de la Mer into the sea.....WTF!!
I hope this starts out your week with a laugh!
Disclaimer - The characters in this parody are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to anything you know or have seen is purely coincidental. Residents of the Denver, Colorado area are advised to view in a seated....restrained position.
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Oh DeeDee~ that was the funniest video I've seen in a long time~ I do hope tho that said person in Denver doesn't have a heart attack~ Of course, we won't know for another 12-16 hrs~ :D
Why am I not surprised that this comes to us, courtesy of our own beloved DeeDee?
Good Morning, Tina!
Morning Glories!
Tina I see you distracting me with thoughts of cooking a big bird! Congrats on 1st!
DeeDee there is no place like home unless it is with unlimited money and a tropical island get away with the best suite money can buy!
Poor tin man that was his home? Where is the ambiance and decor?
Never did like Dorothy. Sorry Dianne!
A gracious Good Morning to All!
DEEDEE: I think I am second only to DIANNE in my love of the Wizard of Oz...and I thought this video was very funny. As much as I love this movie...and understand that Dorothy had to realize how much she missed home before she could go back..I always wondered why she wasn't just a little bit upset when she found out that home was only 3 clicks away. Thanks for the early morning laugh DEEDEE!
TINA: Congrats on 1~ :D
LYNND: You don't like Dorothy?
HI BONACHI!
Good Morning...
Tina.. Bonacci.. Lynn.. Zona..
OMG.. this vid cracked me up.. so funny!
Everyone have a great day..
My father pissed me off this morning, so my mood is pissed off.. make sense?
Mornin' Tina,DeeDee,Bonachchi,LynD,Zona,& Carol
DeeDee,now, there's an ending I didn't expect! Morning porno/lube job! Too funny!
Tina congrats on the early worm!!
Good Morning!!
"psycho glitter bitch!" lol
I can't tell you how many times I have driven all the way through town just to find out there was a loop!
It is infuriating to do something the hard way just to find out that there was a simple way that no one bothered to tell you about til you were finished doing it the hard way.....
I am sure many of you have had the experience and would like to share that today......
Why didn't we see DeeDee in the video? Was her broomstick in the shop?
DEE DEE - Thanks for the hilarious video!!! Just what I needed to start my week off right!! lol @ "phycho glitter bitch"!!!
TINA - Congrats on 1st!! Now get your ass to work!!
CAROL - Sorry you're in a pissy mood.....(((hugs))) from WESconsin!!!
Waving a wing @ BONACHICHI, LYNN D, ZONA and MARY!!
crap!!! s/b "psycho glitter bitch"!!!
lmao at Lynn D!!!!
Never liked Dorothy!!?? Come to think of it she was kinda silly....always talked like she was outta breath....I started loving Judy Garland after Liza was born.....
I liked the witch of the west...with her marching guards and flying monkeys..
And the Tin mans house was just wrong...I have never been in a gay mans house that wasn't just really "done".....
Bonachichi...
I resemble that remark....
Carol, Mum used to infuriate me.One day Mr. B found me in the garage dropping F-Bombs and punching the air. Sometimes you just have to let it out.
DeeDee, I thought you might!
DeeDee~ you reminded me of something the reps here do....one of my jobs is to help reps with any problems they may come across. Sometimes they call and rant and rave and yell and scream because they are so frustrated with something another rep did to a reservation and now "they have to deal with it!" I usually laugh (inside) and let them have their say, and most times, when they are done, I've fixed the reservation. Knocks the wind right out of their sails~ (I almost wrote sales!)
Hodi~ I finally made it to work.....cough cough...3 hrs late~ :)~
Bonachichi~ no picking on my DeeDee~ shhhhhh....she doesn't know she's ugly....I tell her she's pretty~ :D
Carol~ my son pissed me off yesterday....took me half way thru mass before i wasn't pissed anymore....okay...3/4's of the way thru~ Then he did it again this morning....so I grounded him! Will that work for your dad? :D
OMG...that was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, DEE DEE
OMG.....my image of my all time favorite movie is ruined. This office that I am sitting in right now with all the WOZ items surrounding me and I all I can picture is the fire coming out of the Tin Man's funnel.
DEEDEE: How could you when you obviously know my love for this group? I am guessing your next blog is that there is no Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc. Well, you will probably say the Tooth Fairy is the Tin Man!!! When reading the comments and the end of your blog regarding Denver, I got up right away at the crack of 2PM to read this. Not only am I heartbroken to think, could it be possible but I am missing valuable sleep. WHY THE HELL DIDI YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THIS?? I am going now as I have to take one of your pills and call my therapist. (Click Click, there's no place like home and the uncles were making passes at her)? Oh no, what happened to Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh no?
ZONA: Are we going to stand for this or are we going to protest this awful ending of our favorite movie? We need to think up a plan.
And my little pretties.(owls), don't think I'm not writing on MY stats list who is enjoying this ending!!
Dianne Are you rallying your flying monkeys? LOL
Just stopping in real quickly.
Tina Congrats on first, yet again. *sigh*
Carol I hope you are feeling less pissed off now.
DeeDee What a fun way to start Monday! Thanks for the laughs! I know I have done things and made them a lot more difficult than they had to be. I just can't think of it at the moment.
I just had a leak fixed under the sink (hopefully). Apparently, the hose to the dishwasher had to be replaced. Now I am off to work for a little bit. I hope everyone is enjoying their day.
Waving a wing at you all.
omg omg omg~ Di....your reaction...classic~ :)~
p.s.~ why are you up so early?~
p.p.s.~ Janice thought it was hilarious, too~
OMG...J/L~ did you just call Di the wicked witch of the west? :D
So I went grossry shopping and some lady in the next aisle kept ranting at her kid. Damien quit doing that, Damien if you don't quit we will go home, Damien I said quit right now. All I could think was lady you named your kid Damien what the hell did you expect???
Di ummm just sayin' don't let a house fall on you. :)
Di, forget the house. You need to worry about DeeDee. We're doing a spectacular job of pissing her off.
This will be one of those lessons we learn the hard way, I think.
Tina Well, Di did expose her true self when she called us her little pretties. :D
That's right, I said it. Dianne is exposing herself in the nest. Where is that naughty mat?
I really hate flying monkeys!
I saw the best sign tonight in front of a church...
Prayer is a wireless call to G-D without roaming charges!
I love church signs!
lol Mo~ I love them too~
J/L~ I talked to Di....the woman is traumatized!!!!!~ lq~
LynnD~ The whole time I was reading ur post, I was thinking.....uh...they named him Damien~ duh!!~
Tina I am now thinking I maybe should have peeked around the corner to see if he was running her over with the cart or setting fire in cereal aisle.
lmbo LynnD~
Okay....this is how far behind I am on my tv watching~ I JUST now watched the tribute to Patrick Swayze~ so sweet~
i smell skunk~ :)~
Tina...
Not as much as I do..
Dianne..
LOL.. hope the pill worked..
Lynn..
LMAO.. Damien.. I was thinking the same thing...
I will admit.. I am still pissed off, I tried my hardest to get in a better mood, but to no avail..
My dad caught a skunk in a animal friendly trap, put the trap in his car and took the skunk to the park. Never thinking that the skunk would spray while being trapped in a cage in a dark trunk.. Well needless to say it did, my fathers car was hit big time with that god awful smell.. To make matters worse, he puts the car in the garage instead of keeping it outside.. My poor mother scrubbed her hands dry using vinegar and everything else she can think of to try and get rid of the smell.. When I came home and pulled in the garage, I became more pissed.. calmly I told him to put his car outside, which he did. My car is sitting outside as well, as I don't want that fucking smell in my car.. I am sure it will be days before that smell goes away..
I don't know which is worse the vinegar or the skunk aroma..
so.. I am still pissed.. I do not blame this on age, I blame it on stupidity.. sorry just had to say that..
i'm so sorry Carol~ not only for what you are going thru....but I can't stop laughing~ You poor thing~ I still say....GROUND HIM!!!!~
CAROL...I can understand why you are pissed...but...that was funny! I know I wouldn't think so if it happened to me, but ya gotta admit it...it's funny!!! Sorry! Is your garage attached to the house? Did the smell permeate the house, too? Maybe call an exterminator and see if they have something to neutralize the odor. I'm sorry for laughing!!
ok, I'm not really sorry for laughing!!! If I was, then I would have stopped already ;)~
Oh Mo~ I'm so glad you're here....I couldn't stop laughing either~ I was picturing Carol and her big family, including the Italian Stallions out for dinner, open bottles of wine, and everyone laughing over the whole thing! (of course....this whole picture is weeks from now!) :D
Carol Oh, yeah. The smell will linger for a loooonnnng time. There's an air spray called Orange Mate which is, as the name implies, almost straight orange fragrance, and it does a pretty good job of covering the skunk smell. As for the trunk of your dad's car, at pet stores you can find a product called Nature's Miracle Skunk smell remover.
That was funny! Thanks DeeDee
Congrats on first Miss Tina.
Hello all..I hope everyone had a good Monday.
Carol~ If it will help, I could come over and fart in your garage~
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dang you bitch!!~
Ha! I got 50!!!
as i was typing....i was thinking...I never get 50!~ AND I STILL DON'T~
But you get #1 a lot and I never do.
TINA...they will laugh MANY weeks from now!!
My friends dad would trap racoons and take them to the park. The difference is he had a pickup truck and the racoons don't spray!!
Carol: I always say, Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Sorry to hear you had such a pissy day. Sounds like the car got pissed on.
TINA...honey, if you fart in the garage I think the 2 odors would be combustible...BOOM!
I've had skunks fight under my house before and spray, permeating the whole house. It's very difficult to sleep at night when that happens. Plus, my clothes and everything else smelled like skunk.
We have skunks around our house. In the mornings we sometimes go out and there will be that smell. One time my daughter and her friend were sleeping out in a tent and they saw the skunk. Needless to say, they came back in.
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You are all welcome to laugh, cause when I told Vincent.. we cracked up..
It is funny.. and I so wish I could ground him.. maybe I will take away his remote to the TV.. that will surely get him..
J/L..
Thanks I am going to look into your suggestions..
Mo..
Yes the garage is attached to the house.. The smell has not climbed the stairs yet, but there is always tomorrow..
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shew..I got so nervous, I just put 9...oops. Got it!
Okay, goodnight everybody..sweet dreams!
Seriously, what was he thinking?? Has he done this before? I bet he never does it again!
My father told me he has no luck, cause of all the animals (he is trying to catch a gopher) that could have gotten in the cage it had to be a skunk.. and I am thinking..
WHAT!!! you put a cage out with peanut butter in it, and geez you can get anything..
I think he thought the gopher was just gonna stroll right in the cage and that would be the end of it..
The funny part.. is we really live in a city, we are far from woods and expanding lands.. My father is like Pa Kettle in the middle of Times Square..
:O)
Mo..
He would surely do it again..
The dreaded cage is still out there..
And I went to get peanut butter, and its all fucking gone..
LOL bebbi~ goodnight~
I sleep with a skunk...and i have two more across the hallway~
lmbo carol~ your story just keeps getting better and better~ btw....your surely's are really throwing me~ :D
Mo..
There is a corner in our backyard that my dad is convinced a gopher is digging.. its driving him crazy, he put bricks there but he is also convinced that the gopher moved the bricks... hmmmm.. I know..
Hence the animal trap..
Rats like peanut butter, too. ijs
Bebbi Congrats on 69!!
Ok.. I am cracking up on my comment..
A gopher moving bricks..
LOL LOL
Tina..
You have no idea how many times I typed "surly" and had to go back and retype "surely" once I typed "surley"
:O)
CAROL...HIDE THE CAGE! And the peanut butter!
Goodnite Bebbi..
what happens when you type shirley? ija~
Tina...
Sleeping with skunks.. :O)
Maybe the gopher has a little front loader truck and is moving the bricks!!
Tina..
I am so lost with all these:
surly
surley
surely
shirley
shirely
I feel as if I am losing my Mojo!
:O)
MO..
LMAO.. LMAO.. LMAO
And a little gopher hard hat, gloves and tool belt!
Mo...
Imagine if my father does get the gopher.. and the gopher attacks him with his tool belt..
OMG.. this is to funny!
LMBO Mo~ lol
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There is a whole group of chipmunks working with the gopher to do an extreme makeover on that corner of the yard!
do you think ur dad will fight back?~
LMBO
OMG MO~
Tina..
Yea, with his TV remote..
LOL
And the squirels all stand around chanting...move that brick, move that brick....
Poor Carol! OMG... what a story!
Bebbi: You said:
"I always say, Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
Not all would agree with that sentiment!
stop it mo...i'm gonna pee~
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Mo..
I am losing it.. I can't breath..
ewwwwwwwwwww bear~
take the ciggy outta ur mouth~
Whabby..
But some surely would.. ;o)
Tina..
Who you kidding.. you love it..
;O)
Tina..
The ciggy is what keeps me sane..
The skunk will come back in a hummer limo and cry tears of joy to see its new home. And Thumper, the celebrity designer will hop around in spastic happiness!
i thought thumper died~
WHABBY...you live in the Golden State...not the Golden Showers State!
CAROL...breathe, just don't inhale the skunkness!
and when the skunk comes back I hope the gopher eats him alive..
that is if the gopher is still around.. ;o)
omg....i forgot to tell you...i had great news today~ Aunt Vera went to Heaven this morning~ :D On the first...she would have been 100 1/2~
Thumper died?????? SHIT
Guys, you cracked me up tonite, I surely don't feel pissed anymore..
Thanks!
♥♥♥
oh...maybe it was bambi? or bambi's mom~ idk~
but are you pissed ON? :)~
Tina..
And that is great news, Why? or maybe you are planning on using her as a Avatar, cause we all know you are very fond of using dead ppl as your avatar.. so yes that would be great
news..
I have to go to bed.. my eyes are sleepy..
Thanks again..
c u all tomorrow..
OMG!!! I'm NOT using Aunt Vera as an avatar~ That woman was a saint! Now....when DeeDee dies~ :)~
carol....i just re-read ur question...duh....it's good news cuz she was tired and old and ready~
Who is Aunt Vera?
Hubby's great aunt~
RIP Aunt Vera
i still can't get over that skunk!~
Since gophers eat plant roots, I don't know that they would care for peanut butter.
You are all cracking me up! I needed a little cheering. I went to visit my ex SIL . She is on high morphine doses. I am amazed at how alert she is. She gabbed the whole time I was there1 I was told that last night she was talking out loud to her deceased Mother and Grandfather. She pointed to the man next to her Mother and said "is that Grandfather?". Gave me the chills.
I am off to bed with a funny skunk story in my head and a little "tin porno" to boot lol! Niters all....
Carol, I am sorry about your Great Skunk Tragedy. Not sorry enough to stop laughing, but a little sorry.
When Animals Attack.
Bad Things That Happen To Good People.
What a great video blog that would have made.
Hmmm. I think we came full-circle, wort of. DeeDee mentioned learning the hard way, yes?
Whoops. I wort of screwed up the spelling. I;m using the 21st century version of candlelight. Laptoplight.
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