by Sac Barb
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
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No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......
Never mind.
CHEERS!
26 comments:
Morning glories!
Well maybe wine and a man with a low IQ and a big muscle, errr I mean muscles.
Good morning LYNN!! You are the prettiest HOoter today ♥
BARB - Can I trade that wine for a Spotted Cow?
morning ladies....
what Lynn said....lol
Good morning DEE DEE!!
Just got Dad's grocery list. Then heading out to give my "double red" donation at the Red Cross!!
I hope you "ladies" have a great day!! Be good while I'm gone ;)
From Area 51:
SLIN - Haven't gotten near as much done as I would've liked this week....oh, well, it's just REALLY NICE to have a break!!
MARY - I hope MR. MARY feels better soon!! Plenty of liquids....and not the "hops" variety!!
DIANNE - I so wish we were closer....I would totally go to the movie again....WITH YOU!!
MO - Geoffrey was TOTALLY robbed!! He was brilliant in the movie!
ZONA - Are you going camping this week?!!?
WHABBY - I damn near spit my coffee out!! lmbo!!
DEE DEE - Had to see what your avatar was....looked like you had been grooming yourself ;)
CHEERS!!!! It's only 10 am here, but I'm on EST where it's after noon already!
Lynn, ...and a dark room! :0
Jodi, it's really a 'fill in the blank' :)
Mornin' DeeDee.
Lynn: Oh MY you are so lovely today! Glad to hear the good news for baby Eva too. :) LOL @ big muscle!! :)
Jodi: LOL..spotted cow, whatever works for sure!
Sacbarb: True! :)
DeeDee: Morning! and afternoon and good evening.
I am going to the dentist today to see if I am healed up enough to drill the holes and all that!!!
I have lost 20 lbs from not being able to eat normally.....if I lose another 20 in this next process I will probably be dead....but I will have great looking snappers!!
Cute blog Sac Barb....lol
Jodi...my avatar is supposed to make you look...lol
...it made me look!
BARB - I'd say CHEERS back at you, but that would probably do me in!! Just got back from giving my double red....and feel woozy enough without help from "the cow"!!
Good afternoon BEBBI!!
DEE DEE - Good luck at the dentist ♥
Hi.....Hmmmm, I think I will try some of that wine! SACBARB, does any "flavor" work?
JODI: How often I too wish I lived near you to do some fun things together. We wouid always be going to Happy Hour and movies....and probably be in trouble too!!
Good Afternoon LYNN, DEEDEE, and BEBBI
Not much new around here. J/L....are you still sleeping or working?
Hi everyone!
I can always count on my wine to be there when I need it. It doesn't snore,leave pee spots on the turlet,need to be fed daily, or spend hrs in the Lazy Boy lol!!
I didn't sleep so well with the Mr snoring,coughing and sniffling.
I had a DDS appt. today. I know am the proud owner of Invisalign braces!
DeeDee, I will be losing weight too! I can't eat with these on and they are tricky to take out. They can only come out when I eat or brush my teeth.
It seemed weird to be getting them in when a teenager next to me was getting hers out! I told her I wanted to be sure I had a good smile in my coffin lol!!
Waving @ Jodi, LynnD,SacBarb,Bebbi & Diane.
I think I will take a nap......
now, know~ tomato tamato potato patato! geesh I need to proof read lol!!
14 to make it even
Good Afternoon!
BARB: Cheers! Or as my folks always said..Salute or Cin Cin!!I'm not much of a drinker..but if wine can do all that for me..well then pass me the bottle and I'll start singing 'Little Ol' Wine Drinker Me!' ;D
JODI: We did! In fact..all the equipment is packed and now we're gonna move to a different location with a better view.. ;)
LYNN: Don't forget talent and stamina.. ;)
DIANNE: Probably? :D
MARY: I hope Mr MARY is feeling better today!
HI BEBBI! HI DEEDEE!
It's a beautiful 80 degrees here..I hope everyone is having a nice day!
yay Mary!! It is a little inconvenient but it will be worth it when its over!!
I have to wait another MONTH!!! April 3rd is my next appt.....I am disappointed but it is what it is...I hate this denture....when all this is done I am going to use them for target practice....
Is anyone watching Survivor? It was good last night....Rob is sooo hot!! And I lol when pimple pits got the axe last night....
Good evening feathered friends!!
LYNN...you look smashed...oops, I mean smashing this morning in 1st place!! LOL@ big muscle!
SACBARB...very cute blog! I'm not much of a wine drinker (or any drinker!) but I think Amaretto serves the same purpose!
HODI... good for you for making your donation. All the blizzards and shitty weather cancelled a lot of blood drives and kept a lot of people away, so there are severe shortages now.
MARY...you're still a teenager at heart! And now at mouth!! :)
DEE DEE...I'm sorry you have to wait another month. Have more gooey butter cakes...you'll gain back that 20 in no time!
BEBBI...How goes it? Hope you are well. How are the kids?
ZONA...camping? LOL@ stamina and talent!
DIANNE...Can I hang out with you and HODI? I think we would have to prepare SHIRLEY so she could have the bail money ready!! BTW...how are you feeling?
I'm taking tomorrow off...YAY!!!!Love PTO!!
TINA...where the eff are you?????
DIANNE - ♥ ♥ ♥
MO - That would be a blast!!
ZONA - You'll have to fill us in on "the view"!!
MARY - I know you wouldn't turn away a good tart ale :P
TINA - What MO said!!
p.s. Enjoy your PTO MO....♥
20!!
Good night HOoters....have to fold the laundry, then I'm hitting the hay ♥
Jodi, Kudos for giving your double red. I used to give on a regular basis, but they don't want my anemic blood anymore.
Good night Owls. I hope you all had a great day.
Hey, HOoters. It's been a really long-ass day. Any day that starts with a urinary catheter being inserted and removed is a long-ass day. Lots of medical stuff going on today in preperation for a minor surgery I'm having on the 31st. Then the nurses got all excited about about my low blood pressure and pulse that kept making the alarm go off on the blood pressure machine. They then checked me manually and came out with the same result. Blood pressure was 89/58 and pulse 43. The doctor decided I was still among the living and didn't get too excited about it but did have me go to get an EKG. Later when I was talking to a nurse on the phone, she came across my EKG results and got concerned about my weak heart rate but then I got email from doctor saying results were fine. It's all in the eye of the beholder, I guess. I don't have a thyroid gland so have to be on thyroid meds. Lab tests today showed that my levels are way out of wack. Maybe that's why I've been having trouble losing any more weight. One can always hope, right? They're increasing my doseage. Like I said, it's been a long-ass day. Hope to see you all tomorrow. Sleep well, HOoters.
LynnD Congrats on being prettiest today. LOL @ low IQ and big muscle. :)
SacBarb Thanks for the blog about whining....I mean wine. I don't know anything about wine but I sure can whine.
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SLIN - Get some rest after your long ass day. Hopefully by tweaking your meds they will be able to get your levels back to normal ♥
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