by Dianne
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
81 comments:
Good Morning~
omg.....I have to tell you guys.....when Di sends me something to post on the blog, there is usually at least one picture that goes with it. It's NEVER an attachment! It's always in the body of the email. Ugh! I have the hardest time converting it in my computer to a picture so I can post it. So I started googling some part of the joke, or the title, or the theme.....whatever I need to do to find the picture on the internet. Then all I have to do is save the pic and post~ Easy! Well this time, I used the title of the blog to find the picture....and O M G ! ! ! ! ! ! I didn't get any pics of a small child! I GOT DILDO's!!!!!!!!~ Then I remembered Sex & the City.....and now I know what "wabbit" they were talking about! Thanks Di!!!!!!!~
Ha! Good one, Dianne!
Good morning, Tina! Aren't you glad you took over from Carol? LOL!
Bear!!! Are you outta ur mind?!!~
Goood morning Tina!! :)
LOL Tina...what a story...!! Unexpected surprises....he he.. I didn't know that a "wabbit" was associated with dildos!! he he..
I love this one Di, so cute!! :)
Hi Whabby! :)
Good Morning Tina, Bear and Bebbi.
Dianne - That is the cutest story and the cutest picture. I thought her lisp would have something to do with the ending because it reminded me of a story that ends "Yeth and I am only sixteen". For the life of me though I can't remember the story.
Tina - I never saw "Sex and the City" so I have no idea what "wabbit" means. We couldn't get it in Canada unless we had a special channel. Then it came out after the series ended but it was highly edited. That was strange because Canadian T.V. is very liberal with its content. By the time it came here I had lost interest.
Bear - Are you coming to Canada this summer?
Bebbi - If you have time please message me and tell me about the connection between "wabbit" and "Sex and the City". I am curious.
I am off to the Doctor's again this morning. Will drop back in this afternoon. Have a great day Little Owls.
Tink! I have no clue! I was noticing Tina's comment...I hope she explains it..lol! !
Tink: Hope the doctor's visit goes well.
lol....it's a vibrator.....a GOOD one~ :)~
Oh thanks Tina... lol. Now, I will have to google. later
TINA - It's part of your inheritence ;)
DIANNE!!! This is just what I needed today....THANK YOU!!!
Waving a wing at BEBBI, WHABBY & TINKA :o)
TINKA - I don't think you're old enough to know about those ♥
Jodi! :) Hello and waving a wing back at you! :)
Tina Aren't they all "good" ones? LOL
You look lovely today with a bit of a blush to your cheeks. You haven't been playing with a wabbit, have you?
Dianne Cute one. Snakes don't bother me but having to feed them live food is not for me.
Bear Smarty pants!
Bebbi LOL @ Googling it later.
Tinka Are you sure you want to know?
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HOdi This is exactly what you needed today? LMAO! I should not have this picture in my mind.
Maybe it's what LynnD needs, too. LOL
HOdi2 Thanks for QOTD. :)
SLIN - I needed to laugh!!! lol!!
Tina, your moaning beauty is beginning to fade! I thought I was pretty hip on funky talk ha! ha!. I had no idea what "wabbit" meant...groan!
Diane, sinister little girly lol!!
cute.
Bear, she has signed on for 5 more years :)
bebbi & Tinka, I see you two are also "innocent" when it comes to dildos, especially furry ones ;-)
area51, Jodi, I am glad you went back. For some reason it was bothering me. Your tears in front of your Dad showed your love. He may be tough on the outside, but I bet when it comes to you, he is a softy :)
Justlin lol @ "You haven't been playing with a wabbit, have you?"
We had a terrible rain,thunder, & lightening storm go through here late last night. Our little creek looks like a river. I am very glad all that rain was not snow like it was north of us!!
Come on Mother Nature, it is no longer April 1st!!!
Good Afternoon!
DI: Funny!! Poor widdle wabbit though.. ;)
TINA: You say the wabbit is a 'GOOD one'..so I'm guessing you've tested a lot of vibrators..and the wabbit is your favorite, right? ;)
TINK: I could send you the dvds of Sex and the City so you can catch up!! :);)
JODI: LOL @ 'your inheritance' the box under the bed I presume? ;)
BEBBI: I googled and all I got were regular rabbits..let me know what you find! ;)
J/LIN: Now I'm going to have that pic in my head too!!
MARY: Sending you hot air!! :D
HI BEAR..you wascal you! :D
Afternoon/evening everyone! I'm sorry I haven't been a good owl lately. I promise after tax season is over I will spend a week on the naughty mat.
We have so much work to do I'm going in for 7:30 tomorrow morning. One business dropped off 2 boxes that stand about 3 feet high, full of recipts (we have already done 2 other boxes for him). Nothing is organized and it is for 3 years. Another business brought his papers in a small overnight duffle bag. Again nothing is organized. We have 3 other businesses to do plus the regular tax returns that people are bringing in. I only have 4 sitting here at home for me to do. But on the upside there is only 9 more official tax days that we are going to be open!!
Jodi my heart break for you. I am so glad you went back to your Dad's last night! He may say you don't need to stay, but I bet he doesn't want to be alone. I sat with mum for many hours. Most of the time we never talked, but I now know she liked having someone there with her. (((((((((HUGS)))))))) my friend.
Tina how come you aren't moaning anymore?
Tinka it's great that you can post again!
Bear, Bebbi, Lynn, Just Lin, Mary and Zona hi!!! **jumps up and down waving**
Oh I forgot to say I like seeing Carol back here too!
I'll be back when I can! Be good and don't fight! I have cameras hidden everywhere, so I know what goes on!!
(((((HUGS)))))
Just got back from Dad's. He is about the same as yesterday. We had some really heartfelt conversation. He truly is ready...whenever that might be ♥
MARY - I think you're right!! After all I am the only daughter ♥
ZONA - wrong....brown paper bag ;)
Thank you SHIRLEY!! A co-worker of mine agreed to take my short shift tomorrow, and I'm spending the night tonight. I didn't give him a choice, although he really didn't resist.
TINA - Asked Dad if he had any wishes for his funeral. He said 2.....The Old Rugged Cross & Communion. Dang...I think this Lutheran thinks he's Catholic!!!
Hi, Bebbi, Jodi, J/L, Mary, Zona, and Shirley!
Tink: Yes! We're flying back to Toronto to celebrate my parents' 60th wedding anniversary in August! We're actually calling it the "90-80-60" party because my Dad also turned 90 this year, and my Mom hit 80!
Home from the Doctor's. Nothing new. The syrinx can't be operated on because it is on the very base of the spine and it could cause paralysis. I will start some kind of rehab courses.
Bear, that is wonderful that your parents are celebrating 60 years of marriage. It should be a lot of fun. We celebrated my sister and brother-in-law's 50th and it was great. Little did we know it was her last year.
Too bad Toronto is 3000 miles from Victoria. I would have loved to have seen you. We still have to enjoy High Tea at the Empress someday.
Whabby, 90-80-60!!! Amazing!
Jodi, you are lucky your Father lives close by. I used to drive 45 miles when my parents were near the end. I would sit and talk and sing to them. Many days were agonizingly boring but I pictured them doing the same for me. No disrespect, but I would never tell them "they could go" until we were told their bodies were shutting down. Both parents hung on until all of us arrived. We sent them off with our singing. Everyone handles it differently. You in some way are preparing yourself for his departure. God bless you in the coming days. I wish I could sing to him :)
Hi Shirley, I was wondering where you were. April is such a busy tax month. My daughter is a chartered accountant and she is so busy in April that she can't even take the time to celebrate her birthday this week. Even May is busy because the businesses get an extra month to file.
We are having Chinese food for dinner tonight. I am looking forward to that. Jack doesn't feel like cooking and I don't feel like cleaning up afterwards. A good deal all around.
I have to check out my farms. Have a great evening. See you tomorrow.
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Hello Everyone!
Oh, Jodi, the talk that you and your dad had about his funeral brought me to tears. I feel like I know him. Hugs, my dear friend.
woot woot, todays 4 digit lottery number is...6969! I don't play the daily, but I wish I had lol!!
MARY - None taken....the dr called my brother back and asked if he could call my Dad. He thinks that my Dad has either had a stroke or the very least small vessel damage in the brain due to lack of oxygen. He convinced my Dad to be assessed for Hospice in home care. Probably in the next day or 2. I would've never thought of telling him what I did just a week ago, but you see his body IS shutting down. Oh, and I do plan on singing for him ♥
Thanks ITEACH...it's been really hard, but made a little better by the support of my friends ♥
LOVE IT!
Hi Hooters!
I have not been able to get on here..:( Wouldn't load yesterday and it JUST loaded tonight!
Jodi- you know my feelings. It is time for him to have the peace of knowing that it is OK to go on to be with your Mom. I'm herejust call......
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GOLDIE....thank you ♥
Just stopped home to pick up a few things. I'll be stopping back in the morning before the kids go to school. You all BE GOOD!!!
MARY - Oh, shoot....I thought you meant that I should sing for him. You would be soooooooo much better!! lol!! You never know...I might just call your bluff and put you on speakerphone ♥
Jodi, so sorry. I didn't know he had deteriorated so much. I am ready to sing. We can do a duet! :)
HOdi Continued prayers for you and your dad. xoxo
Hi, HGoldie I hope your sinuses are better.
Shirley Good thinking, about the hidden cameras. I'll have to make sure not to scratch anything that could embarrass me. :)
Waving at Mary, Zona, and iteach!
J/L and JODI: Just noticed the QOTD aNd NO I did not cook poptarts.....I cooked breakfast for dinner and to hear Louis you would have thought I cooked a Thanksgiving meal!
Glad you all enjoyed this cute little blog today. I got a chuckle out of it.
JODI: I am so glad your dad is willing to have Hospice come in and help out. You will be so happy with them and I think he will too. Sorry you are going through so much heartache right now...hugs to you. I could sing to him but he might cover his ears!!
Hmmmm, anyone watch AI tonight? I still like Scotty but probably since he is country....Loren too.
Tomorrow my friend and I are going with another friend to a nursing home to say goodbye to her husband. He has been very sick for the last few years aNd it is nearing the end. It is out of town so we will drive up in the late morning. I have known him for many years but he no longer knows any of us. He just turned 80 today.
Congrats on first MISS TINA!!!!
MARY; You can sing to me anytime. I love the little songs JODI leaves for me so I would love yours too.
ZONA: Nice to see you are explaining to the owls what the "other" meaning is for a wabbit. Thanks for the info.
TINA; I would send you my blogs different IF I knew how to do it...but you know me and computers.
Hello and Good Night to BEAR, J/L, BEBBI, GOLDIE, SHIRLEY, TINK AND ITEACH. Hope I didn't miss anyone....
60 Hmm....think I will try and 69 after all this time.
I just don't know what to say to get there without straight out marching
I guess I am going to be tedious
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Whew....got it in before one of you jumped on it....It is still a nice number
Good evening feathered friends!
DIANNE...tho cute!
HODI...I'm glad you are staying with your dad tonight. It will mean a lot him and even more to you. I sat at the hospital and nursing home everyday with my mom and some days she just slept as I sat...and I wouldn't have missed it for anything. G-D bless you my friend.
ZONA...you didn't send me the link, but SURPRISE...it opened!!! YAY!
SHIRLEY...welcome back! I missed you.
Went to Joni's dad tonight for the condolence call and didn't get home till 11 pm. Someone sent in a card with a poem about losing a mom and I bawled. I'm such a big old baby
Dianne - You could never be tedious. You are too vivacious and of course young.
Jodi - My thoughts and prayers are with you tonight. If your dad goes to hospice he will be kept very cozy and comfortable. I was so impressed with the attitude of everyone at the hospice here. It was so loving and peaceful, not sad at all.
God bless your daddy tonight and keep him content.
Mary - I think I am innocent when it comes to furry "whatcha ma call em". I guess that comes from being a teenager from the 50's.
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Thanks for the cute story Dianne. Jack really enjoyed it tonight.
Good Night Zona, Tina, Whabbear, Bebbi, Jodi, Just-Lin, Mary, Shirley, Iteach, Goldie, Dianne, Maureen and Carol.
An Irish Prayer
May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.
79 - Off to my farms.
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Mary - I just skimmed through the comments and noticed that while I was rambling on you wrote a beautiful piece about sitting with your parents when their lives were coming to an end. It was so touching. I never saw it until now. It looks so disrespectful because I followed it and didn't even mention it. I think I was talking about Chinese food for dinner. I am very sorry. I know that would have been a very difficult time for you. Losing ones mom and dad it one of the hardest things we have to endure. Again I am so sorry.
Why am I awake?
Because you aren't asleep? Just a guess :)~
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