by Tina~in_ut
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening
from the Department of Homeland Security:
- Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
- Transvestites 833
- Hernias 3,485
- Hemorrhoid Cases 6,172
- Enlarged Prostates 9,249
- Breast Implants 59,350
- Natural Blondes 3
Thought you'd like to know. Have a happy trip.
40 comments:
Morning to u Tina
I just read this to Janice~ She can't stop laughing~
Hi Di~
LOL! Love it....Good morning Tina! Good morning Dianne!
I am shocked they found three natural blondes!
Good Morning Owls....hope everyone has a good day today. Our weather is very cold (below 0) but going up in the 50's tomorrow so that will be a heat wave for us.
I am glad I am not on the East coast with all that snow!
Don't get too close to me as I am covered in a rash like the measles from face to waist. I had a facial last week and they put that lotion all over my arms and shoulders and I think I had a reaction. I don't have any problems with a massage but this is very itchy and benedryl is NOT helping.
Hi to Janice....we haven't heard from you for awhile.
TINA: What do you do all day when not manning the phones? By the look of the weather on the Today Show you might be back on phones as I type.
HI LYNN: Glad things are better for your daughter and Eva. Keep us posted.
Morning BEBBI: You still stepping? How do you like your new place?
ur a wretch!!!! DIANNE!!!! We were all put back on the phones....and now I'm going to leave early! CUZ I CAN!!~
Dianne if that rash gets any worse get yourself to the doctor ASAP. It is an allergic reaction and if the benedryl is not working it can spread. The doc can give you a shot to combat the reaction.
Tina, when you leave are you taking Janice with you or are you leaving alone biotch!! Where is your loyalty woman ;-)
We just got our 2 drives plowed. It started snowing about 1 in the afternoon and didn't quit until after midnight! What a freakin mess! Mr Mary had his little plow out there when the neighbor came by to help in his ginormous tractor!
For some reason our puppy like to piss on the big snow mounds lol!
I agree with LynnD..3 natural blonds?!
I think some people think that they frisk everybody. Not true, mostly if, like me, you have a foreign object in your body ( my titanium knee), of if you keep "beeping" through the metal detector, or if you are like Tina, look menacing!
I was frisked so quickly that I didn't even get a small thrill!
Waving at Diane, Bebbi & LynnD~~
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DeeDee: I saw polygrip lying on the ground in Area 51..I believe it might be yours??....he he..
Sorry to hear about your teeth situation..uggh..
Dianne: No, stopped the Virgin health miles, but still stepping and exercising. I need to get a new pedometer. The Virgin Health Miles one quit working when you don't upload.
I am loving my new place. I have a lot to do with getting pictures up and just all the going through things and getting rid of stuff. Paperwork is fun though because I get to burn it in my fireplace! Woo hoo. :) I LIKE it! Very peaceful, still feeling a bit frazzled about my singleton status, but I will get used to it. Not sure how all that stuff works..and not really ready anyway.
How about you? I bet the grandkids were so fun at Christmas!!! :) I always love to hear about that. Such a blessing. Is your PT still going on? How have you been feeling?
Good evening feathered friends! And TINA! :)~
TINA...sorry you had to go home early. NOT!!!
Loved the blog! too funny.
DIANNE...I hope that rash goes away.If not, heed LYNN's advice and get thee to a doctor.
BEBBI...It sounds like your new house is already a home. Enjoy it and take your time as a singleton. Get to know and enjoy YOU!
MARY...it hasn't stopped snowing here since Monday. I am sooooo sick of it. I am sick of coming out of work and cleaning all the snow off the car. Today the rat bastards didn't even shovel from the door to the parking lot. It was up to my knees. Then had to stand in it to clean off the car. Grrrrr and Brrrrr!
LYNN...how are EVA and Leah doing? And how are you?
I wonder how may "carpet don't match the drapes" cases were revealed!
Hello, everybody! Just got back from MASA's, my favorite sushi restaurant in Palo Alto. About to settle in to do some writing tonight.
et vu?
Mr.NASA went to MASA!!
That struck my funny bone!! tee hee hee!
I forgot to read the blog this morning! And it's great!
If you want to avoid those pesky cavity searches, just load up on laxatives the day before.
lol Bonachichi~ The last time i was at the airport, I watched this woman get groped~ I could not believe how much and where they touched her! I've never been messed with like that!! I felt sorry for her....and she was an old woman....you know....like DeeDee~
Tina I wonder how many incontinent? Good thing they wear gloves.
Waving to all the Owls.
Thanks to all the Owls who offered good thoughts and prayers for Canton. Todd and Vicki said goodbye to him yesterday as he passed over the Rainbow Bridge.
LOL bonachichi on the pesky cavity searches..you cracked me up with that one.
Sacbarb: So sorry to hear of the loss of Canton..also, I apologize for missing the post initially. xo.
Good morning all...!! :)
Mo: It is! :) And, I am loving it. :) IT's weird but a new adventure and fun most of the time! :) I still have a lot to do and I like it.
LOL@'weenie! I never thought of that!
Hmmmmm, where is today's entry?
Well guess what??? My "new bridge" that has been replaced once under warranty has cracked and chipped again! Off to the dentist go AGAIN!!!!!
Dianne...ohh noooo!! Your dentist will get another wonderful vacation on you, AGAIN, this year..what a lucky dentist you have!! :)
I am going to under warranty on this puppy
Dianne...oh yeah! That's awesome! LOL..under warranty..yiPPee..making the "man" work for it..woot woot woot. he he. :)
Good morning!!!
Someone screwed up....lol
Dianne...you should go to my dentist...he is cute and perfect in every way!! I am looking forward to getting my holes drilled for my implants!!
you know I'll bet Tina was supposed to get the blog posted before she went bed last night...
but she was having a time with some ferocious rectal itching...
she probably forgot..what with all the digging and scratching...bless her heart...I hope she doesn't have those pesky pin-worms again...
Deedee--- thought we were sworn to secreacy about the pin worms?
I don't think so...its such a common problem according to Tina....
I had never heard of it before but Tina says lots of people get them...she says lots of people get scabies and head lice too....
Dee Dee...LOL..what an image...digging and scratching..ouch.
DeeDee Well that must be why she has her thumb up her ass.
Dianne I just can't believe how much trouble you've had with your bridge and with root canals. Are you chewing on rocks, or something?
OK Dianne I'm awake! Now where the hell are you? Has anyone told you that you are very loud in the morning? Well you are!
Oh I see Gummy is here today telling stories about poor overworked and underappreciated Tina. The poor dear probably needs a vacation. All she does is work work work!
SacBarb I'm so sorry to hear about Canton. This is the most difficult thing about having a pet. Sending hugs to all who loved him.
Dianne if you keep going to the dentist and having all these problems you may look like the woman in my avatar soon!!
Hi Lynn D, Bebbi and Just Lin!!
Shirley Hi! Hey, it's a balmy 62 here and raining. What's it like way up there where you are?
the ONLY person here that i love it SHIRLEY!!!! I don't even know what a fuckin' pin worm is! tyvm!!!~
and I had the blog in....i just forgot to hit publish.....it's up now~
Bebbi You are starting a brand new adventure. I know great things are in store for you. How exciting!
Bear Are you working hard or hardly working?
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