Senior In A Sex Shop

by Maureen

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.  Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "D-d-dooo youuuu have d-d-dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "D-d-doooo youuuu  c-c-carryy aaa p-p-pinkk onnee, t-t-tenn inchessss l-l-long aaandd aabboutt t-twoo inchesss th-thiickk...aaand r-runns by b-baatteries ?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"D-dooo y-yoooouuuu k-knnnoooww h-h-howww t-t-tooo t-t-turrrnnn t-t-the s-sunoooffabbitch offfff?"