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Saturday, February 19, 2011

"Why DeeDee Invented Keyless Car Entry"

by Bonachichi



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54 comments:

Maureen said...

kerplop

Maureen said...

Can't watch the vid...so, why did DEE DEE invent keyless car entry?

Maureen said...

Good morning Maureen! How are you today? How's the weather?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

So she wouldn't have to pee on the frozen lock and get her penis stuck.

Maureen said...

I'm fine. Thanks for asking. How are you?

It is sunny but COOOLD. Expecting snow tomorrow. YUCK!

Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...thanks for the info! How are you today?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Excuse me! What am I? Invisable?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I am hot. I don't like being hot. When I'm hot I get sweaty and I don't like being sweaty.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I guess it makes me cranky too.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I've opened windows and have my fan on.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

And I'm eating ice cream.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Don't you just hate it when you ask someone how they are and they just go on and on and on?

Maureen said...

Yep :)~

Just kidding! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't wanna hear.

How hot is it there? It is 32 here

DeeDee said...

I didn't invent that shit!!

glares at Shirley

DeeDee said...

Good morning Maureen.....

32 sounds good....our weather is humid and warm...

Here Shirley...

passes Shirley basket of jalapenos...

Maureen said...

OMG...DEE DEE invented shit, too? I'll have to send residual checks everytime I poopie?? OY

Maureen said...

DEE DEE...trust me, I'll be bitching when it is hot and humid here, too!

Doing anything fun today?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Maureen it's 3C or 37F here.

**ignores DeeDee's glares, walks over to her and gives her a big hug**

Oh DeeDee thanks so much!! I know a family who would love to have these! You are just so sweet! Always thinking of others! Muah!!

DeeDee said...

well...ah...yes....thinking of others...

refluffs crushed ruffles on blouse...

bonachichi said...

Oh come on, DeeDee. Peckers everywhere are rejoicing at your ingenuity! I'll bet Whab can attest to that.

And if DeeDee did indeed, invent shit then I think it's her who would be paying people in that they're producing it for her.

bonachichi said...

I'm sorry if people can't see the vid. I posted it to my youtube account. It's marked private, but I didn't think it had anything to do with FB friends or no.

DeeDee said...

I was able to watch it! And I did not invent shit...thats how rumors get started!

I said "I didn't invent that shit!"

Don't mess with me today! I was up late...this morning I am falsely accused...then Shirley hugged me and busted my starch!!

Do you know how hard it is to do these Queen Elizabeth I collars!!!

DAMN IT ALL!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Oh DeeDee honey I'm so sorry! Let me buy you a new one! I feel so bad, but I just wanted to hug you cause you are so nice to think about other people! You wait right here and I'll be back in a jiffy!

**throws DeeDee a kiss and runs from the room**

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

**runs back into the room**

So will this collar do?

**tries to catch breathe...sweat runs down face**

DeeDee said...

looks for auto-strangulation device...

Oh you didn't have to do that!!

here...let me try it on....

How do I look!?

DeeDee said...

Is "regal" the word ur looking for?

Just_Lin said...

DeeDee Your collar reminds me of the one the dog had to wear after she was spayed. Also called an Elizabethan collar or E-collar for short. Have you had surgery recently?

Just_Lin said...

MO Congrats on arriving here first today. And I must admit, you are definitely the best looking of all of us even without wearing an E-collar.

Just_Lin said...

Shirley It sounds like you are having hot flashes. Sorry. :(

Just_Lin said...

Bonach Vid working fine but MO can never see the vids. :( Thanks for the blog today. I guess the lesson is that men shouldn't whip out their peckers irresponsibly.

Lynn D said...

Afternoon Glories!

The last two days I have been on the run. So have not been here much. Long story on all of it so I won't bore you with details.

What is this that I heard Deedee has a penis for peeing on locks? Hmmmm

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Oh my! DeeDee it was my pleasure, and may I say you look absolutely stunning! The color just makes you look more beautiful than ever!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Hi Just Lin and Lynn D!!

DeeDee said...

No J/L!!!! I have not had SURGERY LATELY!!! Its called FASHION!!

NOR DID I INVENT SHIT OR KEYLESS ENTRY!! AND I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS THAT PEES ON FROZEN LOCKS LYNN D!!!!

NOW NOT ANOTHER WORD!! NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE PRESS WILL GET WIND OF ALL THIS INNUENDO AND I AM WARNING YOU ALL!!

THE FUR IS GOING TO FLY!!!

Maureen said...

OY...DEE DEE invented fur, too?

Phew, finally something I won't have to pay risiduals for!

Maureen said...

I was gonna do a happy dance, but I
can't remember of DEE DEE invented that as well as the Rhumba. Wouldn't wanna cheat her out of her royalties!

DeeDee said...

Shirley is scaring me....


takes garlic from purse and hangs around neck...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee what a lovely garlic necklace! You're so creative!

whabbear said...

How can the fur fly when you have continuous Brazilians?

whabbear said...

Bon: I can vouch for that, indeed! Especially the peckers participating in International Bear Rendezvous!

DeeDee said...

removes Taser from purse and places under purse on lap...accidently tasers leg...

ACCCKKK!!!!!

convulses and flops around on floor like fish...

DeeDee said...

comes to senses and heads for door with major poop stain on back of Ungaro frock...

bonachichi said...

DeeDee, I went shopping for you today. Here's a beautiful collar. Go ahead. Try it on.

bonachichi said...

How's the weather down in Brazil? Every time I check, it seems it's always the rainy season.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee honey don't be embarrassed about your little "accident". I have a really good stain remover...it will take that stain out and no one will ever know it was there!

DeeDee said...

hands frock to Shirley...

well...ok...but be careful...that was the first expensive thing I bought when I became "corn rich"...

excuse me....

ah Maureen...could I see you in the study..... closes doors

...dear....I don't mean to alarm you but I think Shirley may have had a mild stroke or has been possessed by demons...I don't know whether to call a doctor or an exorcist! What do you think?

Maureen said...

DEE DEE...Sshhhh...I think it may be both. Don't tell her I concurred. Let it be our little secret, mkay?

Let me google exocrist doctors and see if I can find one.

bbl

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

DeeDee I'll have this cleaned for you in no time!

**steps closer and whispers**

It will be our little secret.

**skips happily out of the room**

Maureen said...

Good evening feathered friends!

Saw The King's Speech...AWESOME!
If you haven't seen, GO! Geoffrey Rush so deserves an Acadamy Award! Is he nominated?

Maureen said...

I'm taking a little survey...

1.If anyone in Nova Scotia can turn thier head 360 degrees, raise your hand.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Maureen I can't turn my head 360 degrees, but my apartment feels like 360 degrees!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Here you go DeeDee! Just like brand new!!

DeeDee said...

Maureen...

Colin..Geoffrey and Helena are all nominated....it has the most noms of any movie this year...and I agree...it is a great film...

looks thru hole in seat of dress...

ah...thank you Shirley...I see the stain is definitely gone...

Maureen said...

DEE DEE...I thought the Winston Churchill character looked more like Alfred Hitchcock!