As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember.......

by Sac Barb

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
    An impressive new book.  It's called ......... 

    'Ministers Do More Than Lay People' 

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink 

    And be Mary. 

3. The difference between the Pope and 

    Your boss,  the Pope only expects you 

    To kiss his ring. 

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant 

    Flash  and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to 

    Your door is if you're in  the bathroom. 

 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. 
    The seat folded up, the drink spilled and 
    That ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 


7. It used to be only death and taxes 
    Now, of course, there's 
    Shipping and handling, too. 

8.  A husband is someone who, after taking 

     The trash out, gives the impression that
     He just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just 

    Vending machines and a  large trash can. 

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my 
       Mechanic might try to rip me off. 
      I was relieved when he told me all 
      I needed was turn signal fluid.' 


11. Definition of a teenager? 
     God's punishment...for enjoying sex.   
       
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may 
     The splinters never point the wrong way.

NOW GO HAVE A GOOOOD DAY.......