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Friday, August 17, 2012

~ A Doctor and His Problem ~

by Tina~in_ut


A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.


But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go."


But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering………. "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

26 comments:

Dianne/Denver said...

Morning. Tina, I didn't see that coming-- funny until you get a visual. Thanks for the blog today. How's your dad on this visit? He looked goo and so did you in your pictures

Well, I'm first but I'm still inbed sp please excuse my hair, breath, and dirty face.

Tina~in_ut said...

Di~ I didn't see it coming either...nasty!!~

Dad is doing well~ His only issue is his freaking ass swollen feet...they are HUGE....he's got to watch his salt intake...and he says he does watch it...he watches as he stuffs his face with the peanuts and Doritos he snacks on~ (rolling eyes!) Otherwise....the cancer crap is under control for now~

I like u with ur nasty hair....rotten breath....and greasy face~ :D

Just_Lin said...

Tina Really didn't need that visual. Dianne doesn't really look that bad. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Oh, there you are. You probably look better than me in the morning. My hair sticks straight up like a I'm a big matchstick with a flame on top.

Jodi said...

TINA - EWWWWWWWWWW!!! I hope he had his waders on ;P

Jodi said...

DIANNE - I'm sure you look just fine!!

Jodi said...

SLIN - Mine only looks like that when I fall asleep on LOIS' hammock...lol!!

Jodi said...

Had a productive morning....mani/pedi and I got my eyebrows waxed!!

Wishing you all a good afternoon ♥

Lynn D said...

Afternoon Glories!

Hodi that should be Ewwwe!

I have spent all morning setting up my new fancy phone. Yep I am stepping into this century, a data package and ever thing. The phone is a Pantech Marauder. So far it has been pretty easy to set up. I think using a tablet has helped me adapt to it some.

Waving at everyone!

sacBarb said...

Tina, I have no words! I'm glad your Dad is doing well (except for the swelling).

Di, I often think when I am posting that it is a good thing my computer doesn't have a camera.

J/L, You do NOT look like that in the morning, however that flaming matchstick was a funny visual.

Lynn, LOL @ Ewwwe. I had a Pantech something or other before my iPhone and I really liked it. It was very user friendly.

Jodi, love it when I can have a pamper me day.

Dianne/Denver said...

Night

JL I have to get up at 7:30am tomorrow. That's just so wrong.

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Actually, with my figure, I look more like the recent Olympic torch than a matchstick. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Speaking of flames....

Custard got home late last night from the Springs fire as it is 75% contained. However, he leaves in the morning to the Trinity Ridge fire. :(

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Oh, yes. Very, very wrong.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD LOL @ ewwwe!

Jodi said...

LYNN - EWWWWWWWWWWWWe it is ;)

Jodi said...

BARB - It was lovely!!

Jodi said...

Good grief DIANNE!! Whatever for?!!?

Jodi said...

SLIN - Wow pretty dry out there? Are all these fires in the same state? Waving at your ship ;) ♥

Jodi said...

TINA - Kick him in his cankles ;)

Jodi said...

MICHAEL - Waving a wing at you ♥

Just_Lin said...

HOdi Yep. Idaho. Waving back from my ship. LOL

Jodi said...

SLIN - Wow!! and Ha ;) Good night pretty lady ♥

Jodi said...

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Jodi said...

25!!!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Yes I am up at 5:17am. Getting some coffee in me and then a shower. Angel is picking me up at 6:45 to head into Seattle for the Antiques Roadshow. I am hoping my camera on my phone will work. :) More than like it will be user error and not phone error.

Waving at all of you. Tina tell Michael I am thinking about him. I hope he gets his internet soon!