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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Morning Sex

by Sac Barb


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming o
r this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 
"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer is broken."

12 comments:

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning!!!~ that seemed appropriate!!!~ thanks for the blog, Sackie ~

Zona said...

BARB: Definitely not soft boiled that time..eh? :D Cute joke..thanks for the grins this morning!

TINA: Great moanin' this mornin' Gorgeous!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

LOL Barb!

I am pooped. Had a crazy running around day yesterday and then went and took my first painting class last night. I actually have a picture and it looks like something. LOL Zona so glad you pushed me to do this. :) Well you agreed I should give it a shot. The teacher is great. I was the the only student last night and they had us painting on a table right by the front doors. Yikes. Actually Chris and I were having such a great time we didn't notice most of the people. :)

J/L I am glad you are having that checked I have been worried about it.

Waving at everyone!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

LOL Barb!

I am pooped. Had a crazy running around day yesterday and then went and took my first painting class last night. I actually have a picture and it looks like something. LOL Zona so glad you pushed me to do this. :) Well you agreed I should give it a shot. The teacher is great. I was the the only student last night and they had us painting on a table right by the front doors. Yikes. Actually Chris and I were having such a great time we didn't notice most of the people. :)

J/L I am glad you are having that checked I have been worried about it.

Waving at everyone!

Just_Lin said...

Tina Good moaning back atcha. You are looking good as always.

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Cute joke. Now I know why I don't want my eggs that way.

Just_Lin said...

Zona Stay cool! Did you swim last night?

Just_Lin said...

LynnD Good for you for starting a class. It sounds like you are already glad that you signed up. One of these days I should take an art class, too. I used to really be into it, many, many, moons ago.

sacBarb said...

Zona, Soft boiled??? LOL definitely not!

Lynn, Glad you are liking the class and you're getting private lessons, too! We need pics of your work.

J/L, I, too, am glad you are getting those checked out.

Tina, Give it up. I tried for years to sell my kids too, and they're still around. Well, sorta. But I'm glad for it, cause they do come in handy. If you get sick when you get old, they really will step up.

sacBarb said...

BTW, thanks for the comments. I hope you are all having a good day. It's 12:42 and 93 degrees climbing to an anticipated 107! Stay cool!

Zona, I know, it's probably 200 where you are and all I can say is "Sorry!"

Just_Lin said...

Zona Are you soft boiling eggs in your pool?

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb I still don't have lab results from yesterday yet but my doctor has tested several things so far and all has been fine. Like I said, it's probably just thin skin from aging. I understand it is more prevalent for those of us who used to be in the sun a lot. Growing up in SoCal and bathing myself in baby oil mixed with a little iodine to do the "dye and fry" thing at the beach or around the pool, I would fall in that category. Arms get the most sun exposure normally.