by Tina~in_ut
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your Mother!'
26 comments:
BAMM!!
lol... Is that Mama on the scooter?
LOL! Good one, Tina!
Good morning, Michael. And I suspect Tinka will be in the nest soon, so good morning to you too!
From A51: Michael... beware of that Pieter Van Houten! He's a distant cousin of Leslie!
True story! LOL... Pieter's been a friend of Huz's since the 70's...
Meanwhile, from the current affairs department (no, that was not a sugue into a discussion of Arnold Schwarzenegger's activities) it looks like none of us owls will be ascending to Heaven today.
Too bad, too bad, too bad...
why!!?? Did they call off the rapture!!??
I hope not...I was planning on looting an Hermes Boutique or two!!
Morning all,
Well so far the world is still here. Shit I was hoping it WAS done for and then I would not ever have to worry about another stinking dirty sink full of dishes again. sigh Oh and seeing anymore news about idiots like Rush, Anne, Sarah, Hannity etc... Crap is this hell?
Tina the joke was good but that Amish boy needs to find a new life if that is what he looks like at 15.
No news yet about Eva. Waving at Michael and Whabby.
Michael you look stunning this morning.
Waiting for the good report Lynn....
Tina is at work and they are being studied and recorded...you know...the airline always looking for ways to improve...
So naturally Tina is on "best behavior" which means no nest or outside communication on company equipment...
She must be a perfect example for the underlings as she is the most touted and frequently awarded ho in the bunch...
And anyone that says its just because she is doing the CEO is just lying!
Good Morning Michael, Whabbear and Lynn. I slept in this morning. I will look at the blog now.
Congrats on first Michael.
Tina - That was a good one. I didn't expect the ending. Jack sure laughed hard at it. I wonder what that means. I hope I won't look like that when I get my scooter.
Whabbear - Thanks for saying good morning to me even though I wasn't in the nest. It made me happy that you were thinking of me.
Hi Lynn - Hope you feel really happy soon. I am praying that the news about sweet little Eva will be the best news ever. That will brighten your life. She is so beautiful. I love looking at her pictures.
Good Morning!!
TINA: That was funny!! :D
LYNN: I'm praying for good news for Eva!♥
I talked to MO last night. Her cousin had surgery yesterday and everything went very, very well!! Yay! She said to thank everyone for their positive thoughts and prayers.
Lots to do today..waving a big HELLO to everyone..have a great day!!
Michael - Do you have a secret web cam set up at Tina's work? You seem to know what is going on there at all times.
HI TINKA!! We were typing at the same time! :D Love you! :)
I just re-read my comments and I noticed how many times I said the word "Happy". It looks like I am trying to be Pollyanna this morning.
Afternoon Michael, Whabbear, Lynn D, Tinka and Zona!
That was good Tina, very funny!
Going to watch some hockey this afternoon. I hope Boston continues to win, cause I would like to see Boston and Vancouver playoff for The Stanley Cup...with Vancouver wining of course!
Tinka...lol.....no secret webcam...just an early morning note telling me whats going on at work from Tina....explaining why no emails today and why she wouldn't be first here at the nest...
you only used "happy" twice that I can see.... nothing wrong with too many happy's!!
Reminds me of something sweet....My older sister and her husband have 6 grandchirrens....when the first one started to talk she couldn't say Pappy so she calls her granddad "Happy"...and this caught on so he is officially "Happy" to his grandkids...
I personally refer to him as "you bigoted racist pig" or "Hook nose Honkie"....
His nose looks like the coast of Massachusetts....and what it lacks in square miles it makes up for in untrimmed nose hair and pits...
Good Morning Shirley and Zona--my-baby. Nice to see you early in the nest today.
Shirley - The hockey game last night was pretty exciting. I wonder who will get to the final Stanley Cup play-offs.
Michael - I loved your comment about the Grandfather named "Happy" until I got to the part about his nose. You quickly changed your "sweet comment" to something else, I am not sure what. I take it you don't like him very much.
Our beautiful weather changed to grey and cool. Tomorrow is the Christening/Birthday party for our littlest grandson. Hope the weather changes back because if the weather is warm and sunny the birthday party will be outdoors. Then I can take my "fur babies". Tango and Tia are so looking forward to it. They were groomed and look so pretty.
Off to my farms. I hope to see you there Zona.
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is the world still ending at 5pm?? ...or not...
I am trying to plan the rest of my day!
OMG WHABBEAR I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU MEANT!!!
Rosemary and Leno LaBianca!!!
tries to catch breath....
Good even-ing~
Miguelito~ congrats on first~
It's hot and I'm pooped~ The hubby just called and said that the Varsity Lacrosse team lost the championship game~ The girl is going to be so sad~ She was so happy when they won the semi-finals~ Awards banquet tomorrow and our Lacrosse season is over! YAY!!!!!~
I really really hope the video works tomorrow....you may have to sign in first to watch it~ :D
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