~ Happy 2026 ~

 

~ Merry Christmas ~

 

~ Happy Thanksgiving ~

 

~ Trick or Treat ~

 

Sleep

 by Dianne

Janet was lying in bed one night. Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. 

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Janet asked.

"To get my teeth!!!"

The Date

 by Dianne

Old People

 by Dianne

~ Happy Independence Day ~

 

~ Happy Father's Day ~

 

~ Happy Mother's Day ~

 

~ Happy Easter ~

 

~ Happy Green Day ~

 

~ Happy Love Day ~

 

The Funeral

 by Dianne

~ Tayvis ~

 

Tayvis - what is your opinion on these two? I know you have one! 

~ Krispy Kreme ~

This is just all kinds of wrong! Krispy Kreme thinks if you can't go to Paris for the Olympics, they'll bring a little bit of Paris to you. Introducing the Passport to Paris collection:

Crème Brûlée Doughnut: This is an unglazed doughnut filled with crème brûlée-flavored Kreme, dipped in a caramel icing reminiscent of crème brûlée, and finished with a topping of caramelized sugar crunch. 

Double Chocolate Éclair Doughnut: This unglazed doughnut comes with a chocolate custard Kreme filling, is dipped in chocolate icing, and is garnished with chocolate crisp pearls. 

Raspberry & Vanilla Crème Doughnut: Featuring the classic Original Glazed doughnut, this treat is dipped in raspberry icing, sprinkled with cookie pieces, and crowned with a dollop of vanilla Kreme.

The Salesman

 By Dianne

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. 

The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" 

"Yes," the young man replies, "I was a salesman back in Omaha." 

The interview goes well and the man gets the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." 

His first day on the job is rough, but he gets through it. After the store is locked up, the boss comes down. 

"How many customers bought something from you today?" he asks. 

"One," the man replies. 

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" 

The kid replies, "$101,237.65." 

"$101,237.65?!" the boss repeats, flabbergasted. "What the heck did you sell?" 

"Well, first, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." 

"A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" the boss asked. 

The young man said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

~ Happy Mother's Day ~

 

~ Happy Star Wars Day/Cinco de Mayo ~

 

~ Happy May Day ~