In celebration of our 100th blog, have a chuckle on these 60 quotes by you " The Night Owls"
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20 quotes found by barbwa
Whabbear~ I just went to the end of Wed. blog. Yes sweetie you do qualify as "one of the girls"
mary/mi feb1
I also tried a thong ONCE - oh dear Lord - what was I thinking??!! apparently, not very clearly!!!!!!!!
mek jan31
SacBarb - you will look beautiful in anything you chose to wear - and i swear - i will tell you if your ass looks big!! :-)
mek feb1
Whabbear You have a point about my Va JJ. Might make someone get the munchies. And I'm not going to say anything more about that!
just_lin feb1
Geez, you don't think they will mistake me for a hooker in my boa and heels do you?
goldie jan30
True story here, owls. The first time I went to Europe as an adult I spent a week by myself in Brussels. I have no idea why, but being there made me unbelievably horny. How weird is that?
whabbear jan31
******ATTN K-MART SHOPPERS******
In case you are not aware, in our store we spell whore: J-O-D-I~
tina~in_UT
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS!!!
You now spell Jodi I-D-I-O-T!!!!
jodi feb3
MEK- of course I say 'bitch' with the utmost respect and love. Besides, whore and slut were already taken..........
goldie feb10
OMG you guys, this is cheaper than therapy
joeyfromva
I need the love, I need to feel it, I need to connect, hell I need the sex! And its got to be good...
carol feb12
Can't a chickenowl get a little help around here?? You guys ever heard of VEGETABLES????
birdee feb12
Goldie - I tried to go back to "that" profession - but found out I can't survive on nickels!
canadiangirl feb12
TINA - Are you sure you would recognize a multiple O?!!?
jodi feb12
Joey: For some reason every time your "owl" picture comes up I think it is a boob..a big naked one!
dianne/denver feb 13
JODI: If I scroll past your march to 500 really fast I can almost see you drinking that beer...kinda like a flip book!!
zona feb 13
My eyes are crossed and I have some vile pictures in my head now. Something about hiney licking. Has my dog been blogging???
lynn d feb 13
tina
even tho it was "thong thursday" i did not wear mine, actually i don't even own a pair, i cannot stand a 24hr wedgey...
carol jan 31
I certainly hope I'll be riding a cowboy. :)In fact, I'm hoping to wear him out.
just_lin jan31
Goldie: Thanks for the chili. I left some Beano for anyone who needs it.
sacbarb jan 31
20 quotes found by zona
1)LYNND: "Maybe write to Colin Firth, George Clooney, Hugh Grant & Johhny Depp and see which one would spend the night and give me my last sexual thrill." (from: What Would You Do)
2)LYNND: "Go braless!!!! Who the hell cares, if you are dying, and why be uncomfortable!! That one is for you, ITEACH!"
(from: WWYD)
3)IBB: "HUGE GROUP HUG--Oh what the hell, how about a group grope?" (from: WWYD)
4)MAUREEN: "orgasm--correct spelling for Ronnie and what Colin Ferrel can bring on." (from: WORDS)
5)WANT2SLEEP: "Sometimes I worry about our poor BEAR. So smart yet so..um..well, you know." (from: Here's Your Sign)
6)KGRL: "JODI-my friend, I would never insinuate that you are or we're ever cheap...a HO yes, but cheap never!!!!" (from: HYS)
7)LOVEY: "We don't stop laughing because we get old. We get old because we stop laughing." (from: HYS)
8)ITEACH: "I am going to stick with sex. It seems like the only thing I have been able to do right lately. :)" (from: HYS)
9)GOLDIE: "I am full blooded German, I'll ask Mr. G what I taste like and let you know...teehee :)" (from: HYS)
10)CPGEM: "WHABBY: LEAVE IT TO YOU to throw your garbage on the floor. Did you also leave that errant satellite floating in space? Geez when will you learn to pick up after yourself?" (from: HYS)
11)TINA: "ITEACH--I'll send you the do it yourself kit. Wait...Jodi has a ton..I'll have her give you one of hers.
:)~" (from: HYS)
12)J/LIN: "I want Custard! Morning. Noon. Night." (from: Life In Six Words)
13)JODI: "Zona-LOL @ holy crap!!! Like holy crap batman!!! BAM!!! ZIP!!! SPROINNNG!!!" (from: LISW)
14)ITEACH: "SCIRISH--You are never alone. We are here for you. We are all strange birds here, but we have a lot in common." (from: LISW)
15)MEK: "Nyquil keeps me awake--and so does Dayquil-so I'm screwed." (from: LISW)
16)CPGEM: "MEK yes, a good march will always put an owl in a good mood and we have you to thank for that!" (from: Attitude)
17)DIANNE: "J/LIN...all this talk almost makes me want to go and wake my husband up...almost!" (from: Att.)
18)MARY/MI: "J/LIN: You are a nut! I think you have your cowboy hat on too tight!" (from: Att.)
19)MEK: "I missed this march--but I love to watch a good kicking, scratching, elbowing, tripping to the finish line!! LOL" (from: Att.)
20)J/LIN: "Yes, I AM THE Queen of Tedious!" (from: Att.)
20 quotes found by joey
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Special Thank You's today:
zona
barbwa
joey
The blog is yours, go and enjoy, and don't eat to
much, as you need some room for tomorrow!
Don't forgot bring a 100 of "something"
Thank You to iteach
1,464 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 1464 Newer› Newest»KGRL: I bet you're so good you were marching and tying at the same time! ;)
roflmao u booted them all into the bush
Congrats on 400 Kgrl!
ZONA - Tying what?!!? How many shots have you had? LOL!!
TURTLE - So sorry I missed the march......and no I luv the tongue stories!!!
I bet she was too Zona, 3 cherry stems, figure 8's, jello shots as a chaser
Hey gang coming through.... Make Room
Here are 100 cupcakes! OOps I see there are quite a few cupcakes showing already! LOL
Hodi: Your damn avatar is like looking into two lasers! LMAO and The 69 embellishment is way over the top! ROFLMAO!
Bono: Who knew??? Gold tassels! You must be some kind of royalty!
Can't wait to witness the Jelloshot Off Olympics between Whabby and Kgirl! Snort LMAO
WOW...I'm gone to play with my granddaughter and just look at all of you!!!
Nana's gotta a brand new bag.
Just needing some more Jello Shots and I have to say...OMG Hodi, those are not ta-tas, those are floatation devices. Good God Almighty. AND a beverage holder , to boot!
Joey, my you are perky today.
Def. want to be there 10-10-10 for the drink-off.
Bon'O, great to SEE you!
BTW, my granddaughter asked me where I was going dressed like this, before she went home. I had to tell her that Nana was going to take care of some personal 'Bidness'.
Ok tried the figure 8's the only thing moving is the skin wattle under my chin!
ROFLMAO RONNIE!!
Oh my stars, tff
OMFG LYNN you're crackin me up
Thanks Lovey for loaning me your Boa...Love it!
OMFGROTFL....The post birthday girl just made me laugh out loud at my desk....
figure 8's equaling chin wattleing...
Advice....put your shoulders into it. it really does work.
Kgirl: Will try the shoulder action be right back!
Lynn, Isn't that what they make jock-straps for...to stop the wattle?
omfg I had tequila streamin out my nose
U R TOOO FRIGGIN FUNNY PPL!!
Ok I am back... well the chin wattle moves faster than ever and my back fat just slapped me! Damn!
LynnD~~No need to curtsy. I'm no darn royalty. I'm Tata B. Demure, and wear my finest ONLY for the most special occasions with my best friends.
RonnieGirl~~OMG!! Get DOWN wit' yo bad self...TCB indeed!
Hi all,
Popping into the party from work. I've got some tequila and other booze in my desk drawer, sipping between patients!
Loving the party!
I am still trying....Crap I just lost a tassel and the dog is hiding under the bed....
I'm so sorry Bon, I forgot your TATA today hehe
It's those hairy legs I'd worry about. I'm going to slip a little bottle of Nair in you to-go party bag for after you next snow. Dear, us girls need to take care of each other.
And i wonder why I can't find a man. I always heard it was love at first sight....WELL?
Thank you Ronnie!
Ok I quit tassel twirling I am winded and I just realized my boobs grew an inch!!!
Well an inch closer to my knees! LMAO
kgirl- not only can I handle it I may be able to show you a thing or 2!!! Lol
Owwwwwwwww......somebody go get 100 boxes of tissues. I just laughed myself into a crying jag. Pass the tequila!!!
Lynn, if you could just get them to grow to your ankels, you'd never have to worry about shaving your legs again.
Way to go, Goldie!!
lynn crazy glue them on
passin TATA the tequila>>>
RONNIEGIRL!!! Luv your pic!! Isn't LOVEY the best?!!?
TATA - Passing the fruit!!! Do you prefer lemon or lime?
I wonder why Jello in the hospital never tasted this good? Maybe Wabby and Goldie need to work in the kitchen there.
Pass the brownies, please.
LYNN D - Your poor dog!! And you better find that tassle......LOL!!
This Turtle dont eat sausage goldie....but you may be right well have to see on 10/10/10 !
I think Tink should be head judge since she dreamed this challenge up.
No way Jodi.. YOU SNAGGED IT, I just put it in...LMAO
I coudn't get into the porn photobucket
Yes Hodi, she is, and so generous with her time and wardrobe. I just wonder, WHY she even has clothes like this. Is there a 'past' we should know about?
I know one thing, if I start getting porn sites on my puter...OMG. I had to sign-up to get in there.
LMAO yes Ronnie there is.... spent mostly on the naughty mat
LOVEY - Maybe my computer is "easier" than yours!!! LOL!!
CHEERS!!!!
RONNIE - I don't know.....but something tells me that maybe she can work the pole!!!
Ronnie, I don't know why I couldn't get in...LMAO...
I have many buckets but none would let me into the stripper page
ROFLMAO...Tink will witness this???
OMG, K-girl. Well, she's not a marching virgin anymore AND has a thong and boots. I'm bringing a camera!
ROFL ya not fully protected, get your rubber on
Hodie..."work the pole". LOL
Naughty mat, Lovey?? Had to do something to get there.
ya Ronnie, I went under instead of over on the twister mat
I don't carry rubbers, Lovey. I had a HIStorecTOE-ME.
LOL
spent a bit too much time greasin it up
LOL Lovey!
well I sure hope u have an anti VIRUS
Phone..brb
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What did his toe do to u?
crap.....too freakin' slow!!! 454!!!
Jodi~~Sorry to take so long to reply...LIME definitely. I had to go over to MS and return LynnD's damn dog. I found the poor thing all traumatized & whimpering under MY bed.
I have to go pick my son up.....damn....better cover up!! LOL!!
Anti Virus....Well it's been a while, but Mr. Norton said I was protected from everything, even Spam...is't that a form of Ham?.
BTW...I never go to a party where the presents aren't wrapped.LOL
Jodi~~Trenchcoat...that'll keep 'em guessing!
LMAO RONNIE!
and if the party doesn't end with favors we can always blow them up n fillem with water
LMAO@Jodi and Ronniegirl!
I am taking a quick sneak-peek in between getting something accomplished! lol
y'all are too frickin' funny!
I guess the weather has me extra perky Ronniegirl! lol
HODI: I just clicked to make your picture larger! ROFLMAO-OMG!
You are COOORECT!
well, or that would be a way of getting straight A's Jodi
oh and LYNND-I saw yours on photobucket too! It was animated;)haha
LOL@BONO with the trenchcoat idea!
Okay, didn't someone bring 100 condoms...if they didn't, here's 100. Now bring on the water.
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Bon good thing it didn't choke on her tassel
just so I don't get trampled!!
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ROFLMAO@Ronniegirl!!
I thought I saw 100 condoms around here somewhere;)
I may need some for when my strippers come!(SP?-ROFLMAO)
OMG you guys are crackin' me up. Jodi's right, so hard to type from the floor. Everything looks so different from down here.
I can't see through the forest...oh, wait, that's lynn's legs...sorry! Will someone just pass me another jello shot?
See what Ronnie did? Happy dance!!!
Lovey~~LOL! DDDD's for an A+ !
ROFLMAO
Congrats on 69er Ronnie
Whabbear! That is NOT where your party hat goes! haha
I think I've been into the jello shots too much!
Someone take them away.....
ROFLMAO@sacbarb!
On that forest joke note..I'll go now lol
Or is it a Bush joke?LMAO
Yeah Lovey...it felt goooood! LOL
Thanks
ROFL
Passin Barb the jello tray
>>>>>>>>>>
bet ya need a smoke now eh Ronnie
LOL LOL
Can you just imagine if this party had taken place late one night at the place that we flew away from?
I bet it wouldn't have been "Too Tedious" to read and scroll through then. bwahahahaha
if this party took place anyone else other than here, I'd need major bail money
I'm looking for a ciggy, or a back seat of an old Chevy...LOL
Better slow down on the shots for a while, I don't want to get sent home.
and my pal owls to bail me out
of course not until ALL the brownies and tequila are gone
Major bail money...lol
gesssssssh I mean ANYWHERE
Joey: Did I read that right? Not only are you twirling but you are EXTRA PERKY too. Condoms on the way!
Can you say "Hi to Lovey, Blog Buddies?" AND this is what a jail looks like.
lmao SacBarb, there are 100 on first page, and another 100 on this page... but 50 of those are gone cause RONNIE blew them up
omfg ROFLMFAO Ronnie
You're killin me
and beside me is tedious knocked out on the floor but her tassels are still bobbin to the beat
Well at least 50 of them have my DNA and bright red lipstick on them...sure beats only 2 or 3. lol
We are going to hit some kind of record today
Got my boots on
and my helmet
knee pads
elbow pads
the more the merrier eh Ronnie
armored tassles
500
500
I know I have sacbarb and my crotch is itching off from this thong.
Crap, Lovey, you plowed right over me
anyone hurt?? should we call the chippendales to do cpr on the owls
:o( I'm sorry SacBarb you can have 500
omg I hope it's not jock itch Ronnie
Congrates...now just who got it?
Even with my armored tassles I am all bruised. Thanks to the jello shots, I don't feel a thing.
No, Lovey..I think Lynnd has it on her wattle, trying to hold it still. Thanks for asking, tho.
No, Lovey, you got it fair and square!!! I'll take another jello shot.
Who the hell got it?
someone is bogartin the brownies..... but here's the jello tray SACBarb>>>
Ronnie: See, crotchless is the way to go...no pun intended.
Well, it's time for my big girl panties, gotta make a 'bidness' call.
BBL
Lovey got 500. I was 501
LOL sacbarb...gotta love ya!
No commando is the way to go....whats the point in crotchless?
I'm getting dizzy.
Turtle: You are right, the crotchless gives a false sense of security so we might as well just go commando!
Here Want sit down, let me get some water....with a lime in it yeah a small lil glass of water.
And some pretzels....
And a remote control.....
Anything but Butt floss works for me
Holy crap- I am tryng to *hic* work here people. How can I possibly keep up with all this blogging and *hic* drinking!
More brownies on the way- can we start on the appetizers now?? I need something *hic* to soak up my jello shots and tequila and rum and jagermeister- oh and the booze with gold stuff in it is called Goldschlager MEK (just in case you wanted to remember the name of your headache).
Tassles twirling...
GOOD AFTERNOON...
WE have tried to upload a picture for our profile but keep getting an error message!! We got it to upload on myspace and it's now my default pic!!
I'm home from the airport with a SURPRISE guest!! When I left for the airport - HODI was marching to 300! now there are over 500 posts - we'll read them later!!
We are going to start drinking FOR REAL!!!!!! TO celebrate FOR REAL the 100th anniversary and another successful blog buddy meeting!!
(My good blog buddy just called me the blog buddy meeting WHORE!!) but that is in a good way, I'm sure!! LOL
Okay - before we reveal - we are going to try like hell to get this picture uploaded!!
We'll BRB!!
CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!
damnit MEK- no fair- I have to drive home now, I can't wait for the pic :(
I'll be back (if I dont get arrested for DUI)
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Okay, big girl panties went to good use. I just asked my accountant if he was SURE he had passed his CPA test. REALLY! lol
Well, back to my thong and tassels.
Mek...who is it?
MEK: I think I know who it is, but will wait for you to announce it. ;)
K-girl,
Remember the personality profile test we took that Amicus told us about? She said you and i have the very same results and it's only 2% of people that carry our traits.
Mostly about intuition...and I'm going to write you very soon to see if you are "feeling" the same thing I am about something.
Okay??
MEK - Great pic!!! Have another pitcher for me!!! ((((HUGS)))) & a b'slap for your surprise!!!
Happy 100th Blog to all my lovely Owlettes!!!
I haven't had a chance to read any comments yet, because I had a friend over to help me set up my new Laptop!!!
I had to re-sign in so I am now Donna Jean not DonnaJean.
Now, though, when Laurie Elizabeth is in the hospital, I will be able to stay in touch with you all. I am just learning how to work this new toy, and it is FUN!!!
I am sure I have missed lots of fun, lots of good food, and lots of wonderful cocktails!!!
So, my lovelies, I am going to take this time to go back and try to catch up with all the festivities!!!
Love you all, and party on!
DonnaJean
okay ronniegirl write away, where am i gonna get it?
Ms email..that okay?
Yeah!!! DONNA JEAN is in the nest!!! You better get your best tassles out.......and you have a whole lotta shots to catch up on, too!!!
Zona, What's the temp today?
Hodi, they look like 2 red eyeballs staring at me. You go girl!
K-Girl - Yes I will be the judge. I will stay as objective as I can be.
Dianne - I will take off the boots and tassels and wear a conservative suit fit for a judge.
Did some of the party-goers fade away, Hodi?
It's so good to see you Donna Jean, as I pass a Jello Shot to you. Here's 2, one for each hand.
Those are my red eyeballs thank you.
Ronnie the one on the left is named six and the one on the right is named nine.
Welcome to the Luau DJ,
Hurry the hell up MEK!!! We wanna know.
I can hear Jodi celebrating all the way up here in west central Wisconsin, go Jodi !
Hi Tink, my favorite Pink Lady.
LMAO Turtle
LOL K-girl. Nice number!
WE WANT MEK
WE WANT MEK
WE WANT MEK
MEK: We are not good at this waiting game, especially when we are drunk. Where the hell are ya?
Hey, Survivor is on tonight and I have often wondered who all in the Nest watch it, besides Amicus, Zona and me. Anybody know?
Please pass me another one of those Brownies...the biggest one, please
Waves at Want!!! Noisy up there? As noisy as my place on New Years?
tassles and shots??? I'm ready!!!
Is there any Silver Patron in the house?
No picture yet on my profile, as I have not downloaded any from my old computer, but they will be coming!
Back to checking everyone's posts!
I want to see Tinka in her go-go boots and tassles!
DonnaJean
Maybe she's eating a Apple?
Come on MEK
And I thought I was computer illiterate, or is that illegitimate? lol
Ronnie: I watch Survivor, but I didn't get to see it in Hawaii. We were too busy doing other fun stuff. But I plan to watch it tonight.
Turtle, you should have asked your old neighbor to do fireworks for today!
Turtle, get rid of the hula skirt and majorette boots, you look silly at work that way.
Holy buckets!! I just got home from school and there is 551 comments.
I just love this place!
sacbarb, great, do you know who else?
BTW, did you see who was voted-off last week, mush to her surprise?
LOL sacbarb...too busy stealin' computer hook-up in a hotel you were not staying in...way too funny!
Hi, iteach....have a Jello Shot.
ITEACH is in the nest!!! WOOOO HOOOO!!! Now this is a gal that I know can par-tay!!!
Ronnie: I didn't see it last week so I don't know who is left. I missed 3 episodes. I don't know who else watches it, either.
want...
Wy you gotta let that shit out? I try to wear my majorette boots as often as possible.
sssshhhhhh....be berry berry quiet.....I'm hunting 5-69!!!!
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I watch Ronnie. As a matter of fact I am in a Survivor pool and my person is Jason. He's the idiot who found the fake idol and didn't know it was fake.
TURTLE - Damn straight!!! The girls wear the numbers proudly!!!
Too...much...Benadryl...and...tequila. Falling...asleep. Need prime rib...Oops, got horseradish up my nose.....need potato salad, quick, and maybe some Kona.
lol!!! TURTLE.....I couldn't even begin to march.....5-69 marching HO!!! Congrats..:P
Okay, I am now up to comment 200, you guys had so much fun this morning!
Off to read the rest.
Ronnie: I was really sweating someone coming over to me askin' what the hell I thought I was doing. I wouldn't make a good crook. I know I looked guilty. Sharon was my 'lookout' but she had that guilty look too.
sacbard, remember when Ozzie made a fake Immunity Idol, well he gave it to the bug-eyed girl that noone cares for. (can't remember her name)
Wellll, they all had decided she was going to be voted off the island and so, she produces the "Idol" at the Council Meeting, thinking she would have immunity.
NOT!! She was gone. This puts the target on Ozzie now.
Target on Ozzie now, because everyone knows he has the real one.
Hey lets get to over 600 comments before Iteach comes back.
Thank you Ronnie for the jello shot!
When I was in my 20's my friends use to call me the "shot goddess". I just love shots!
However, in my 30's I have slowed down.
I like lemon drops the best.
Ozzie must have done that while I was in Hawaii cause I didn't know about it.
Too late Shirley!!! :0
What's that girls name, Shirley?
But I'm bringing my bottle of whiskey with me! Lol!
OK, meeting DonnaJean's request:
It's time for another shot of Patrone for all owls!
Are you ready....
OK...
pouring shots in shot glasses...
distributing lime wedges...
1, 2, 3....
DOWN THE HATCH WITH THE PATRONE...
inserting lime wedge in mouth...
biting on wedge...
swallowing lime juice...
DONE! "hic"
I'm sooooo hungry that I don't know where to start!
Any suggestions?
Thank you Whabby, that was awesome!
Mr. Iteach will be thanking you later too!
Start with the "brownies", iteach.LOL
I will Ronnie!
Damn, Whabby...that could be addictive. Thanks.
Thanks Bear. That goes well with the jello shots and brownies.
Ok, I made it home safe and sound and still no MEK- Hurry your ass up if you are not passed out on the floor by now!
ronnie- I watch!!
RGIRL: Only 75 degrees today. YAY!
HI ITEACH!!!
left, right, left, right
Why was Bear giving everyone a wedgie? Oh, I get it.
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Not too bad, Zona!
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cdddd
DAMIT- I got foaded!!!
Dang the foad monster has me in his sights today!
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