In celebration of our 100th blog, have a chuckle on these 60 quotes by you " The Night Owls"
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20 quotes found by barbwa
Whabbear~ I just went to the end of Wed. blog. Yes sweetie you do qualify as "one of the girls"
mary/mi feb1
I also tried a thong ONCE - oh dear Lord - what was I thinking??!! apparently, not very clearly!!!!!!!!
mek jan31
SacBarb - you will look beautiful in anything you chose to wear - and i swear - i will tell you if your ass looks big!! :-)
mek feb1
Whabbear You have a point about my Va JJ. Might make someone get the munchies. And I'm not going to say anything more about that!
just_lin feb1
Geez, you don't think they will mistake me for a hooker in my boa and heels do you?
goldie jan30
True story here, owls. The first time I went to Europe as an adult I spent a week by myself in Brussels. I have no idea why, but being there made me unbelievably horny. How weird is that?
whabbear jan31
******ATTN K-MART SHOPPERS******
In case you are not aware, in our store we spell whore: J-O-D-I~
tina~in_UT
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS!!!
You now spell Jodi I-D-I-O-T!!!!
jodi feb3
MEK- of course I say 'bitch' with the utmost respect and love. Besides, whore and slut were already taken..........
goldie feb10
OMG you guys, this is cheaper than therapy
joeyfromva
I need the love, I need to feel it, I need to connect, hell I need the sex! And its got to be good...
carol feb12
Can't a chickenowl get a little help around here?? You guys ever heard of VEGETABLES????
birdee feb12
Goldie - I tried to go back to "that" profession - but found out I can't survive on nickels!
canadiangirl feb12
TINA - Are you sure you would recognize a multiple O?!!?
jodi feb12
Joey: For some reason every time your "owl" picture comes up I think it is a boob..a big naked one!
dianne/denver feb 13
JODI: If I scroll past your march to 500 really fast I can almost see you drinking that beer...kinda like a flip book!!
zona feb 13
My eyes are crossed and I have some vile pictures in my head now. Something about hiney licking. Has my dog been blogging???
lynn d feb 13
tina
even tho it was "thong thursday" i did not wear mine, actually i don't even own a pair, i cannot stand a 24hr wedgey...
carol jan 31
I certainly hope I'll be riding a cowboy. :)In fact, I'm hoping to wear him out.
just_lin jan31
Goldie: Thanks for the chili. I left some Beano for anyone who needs it.
sacbarb jan 31
20 quotes found by zona
1)LYNND: "Maybe write to Colin Firth, George Clooney, Hugh Grant & Johhny Depp and see which one would spend the night and give me my last sexual thrill." (from: What Would You Do)
2)LYNND: "Go braless!!!! Who the hell cares, if you are dying, and why be uncomfortable!! That one is for you, ITEACH!"
(from: WWYD)
3)IBB: "HUGE GROUP HUG--Oh what the hell, how about a group grope?" (from: WWYD)
4)MAUREEN: "orgasm--correct spelling for Ronnie and what Colin Ferrel can bring on." (from: WORDS)
5)WANT2SLEEP: "Sometimes I worry about our poor BEAR. So smart yet so..um..well, you know." (from: Here's Your Sign)
6)KGRL: "JODI-my friend, I would never insinuate that you are or we're ever cheap...a HO yes, but cheap never!!!!" (from: HYS)
7)LOVEY: "We don't stop laughing because we get old. We get old because we stop laughing." (from: HYS)
8)ITEACH: "I am going to stick with sex. It seems like the only thing I have been able to do right lately. :)" (from: HYS)
9)GOLDIE: "I am full blooded German, I'll ask Mr. G what I taste like and let you know...teehee :)" (from: HYS)
10)CPGEM: "WHABBY: LEAVE IT TO YOU to throw your garbage on the floor. Did you also leave that errant satellite floating in space? Geez when will you learn to pick up after yourself?" (from: HYS)
11)TINA: "ITEACH--I'll send you the do it yourself kit. Wait...Jodi has a ton..I'll have her give you one of hers.
:)~" (from: HYS)
12)J/LIN: "I want Custard! Morning. Noon. Night." (from: Life In Six Words)
13)JODI: "Zona-LOL @ holy crap!!! Like holy crap batman!!! BAM!!! ZIP!!! SPROINNNG!!!" (from: LISW)
14)ITEACH: "SCIRISH--You are never alone. We are here for you. We are all strange birds here, but we have a lot in common." (from: LISW)
15)MEK: "Nyquil keeps me awake--and so does Dayquil-so I'm screwed." (from: LISW)
16)CPGEM: "MEK yes, a good march will always put an owl in a good mood and we have you to thank for that!" (from: Attitude)
17)DIANNE: "J/LIN...all this talk almost makes me want to go and wake my husband up...almost!" (from: Att.)
18)MARY/MI: "J/LIN: You are a nut! I think you have your cowboy hat on too tight!" (from: Att.)
19)MEK: "I missed this march--but I love to watch a good kicking, scratching, elbowing, tripping to the finish line!! LOL" (from: Att.)
20)J/LIN: "Yes, I AM THE Queen of Tedious!" (from: Att.)
20 quotes found by joey
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Special Thank You's today:
zona
barbwa
joey
The blog is yours, go and enjoy, and don't eat to
much, as you need some room for tomorrow!
Don't forgot bring a 100 of "something"
Thank You to iteach
1,464 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 1464 Newer› Newest»Congrats to SHIRLEY!!
I knew everyone was just waiting! lol
601, that's only 68 away from
669...I'll wait.
Mek
Mek
Mek
Where are you?
Happy Happy Dance !!!!!
WoooooooooHooooooooo!!!!
More whiskey for me!!!!!!!
Is this party in a warm or cold climate?
Running to the gross-ry store. bbl. Are we out of anything yet that needs replenishing?
Help please- once again I need to get rid of that security box that pops up. I updated to internet explorer and it is back on. How again????? Zona????
MEK:
I gonna start slinging #2 pencils over the pacific in your direction, hurry the hell up!!!! lol
Bear: Is it time for body shots yet?? I think it is....ok who has innie belly buttons?
I'll tell you again, Shirley...I love your prom dress.
I think I just heard Goldie drive by on the interstate and she was hanging out the sunroof yelling something about "owls rule". I think the police are after her now. Run Goldie run ! Or at least put your top back on.
Hi Zonababy!!
Yes Bon'O, were out of Mek!
Could you pick one up for us?
Oh, here's a coupon.
H
If you're on Internet Explorer:
1. Go to 'Tools' on IE
2. Click on Internet Options
3. On 'Internet Options', open the Security Tab.
4. Select "Custom Level"
5. Scroll down to 'Miscellaneous' (near the bottom).
6. Within Miscellaneous, find subsection for 'Display Mixed Content'
(this is for Secure/Unsecure, i.e. text AND photos, etc.)
7. Set 'Display Mixed Content' radio button to 'ENABLE'
(default is 'Prompt', which is what causes the lockbox to come up every time)
8. Click on 'Apply' at the bottom of that IE controls window.
9. Click on 'OK' box at bottom left.
10. Close Internet Explorer to get the change to 'take'.
11.Reopen Internet Explorer, sign back into the blog, & you'll no longer get the lockbox, and will be able to see profile photos, etcere ya go, Goldie~~~
I have innie, but what is that, K-girl?
Wow..I MUST be drunk. Maybe I shouldn't drive to the store. That was supposed to say Here ya go, Goldie...THEN the instructions.
I'll watcg for MEK on the way. BBL
damn....i go get the in-laws...and you are already past 600!!!
ROFLMAO@ "Mr iteach will be thanking you later on too" !!!
So, um, Sleep. With all this party energy today, do you think we should drink for real in chat tonight?
I'm kinda thinking yeah.
BTW, owls, please feel free to drop into Rosschat tonight! It could be an owls takeover! Fun!
Goldie's on the interstate?
Isn't it a bit nippy up there right now Want?
I now have an image of Goldie driving a covertable down the highway with her tassels blowing in the wind. LMFAO!!!!!
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Doesn't everyone have an innie?
Hell no Turtle
Is it just me or do my tassels look like they are too low? Hmmmmm.
Oh, Whabby the Mr. likes it when I'm feeling tipsy!
TURTLE - I have an inny!!!
Any what?
Iteach, the only times I ever had an outie, I was pregnant.
Soooo ugly, when they show through your clothes. I always put a band-aid over it.
ITEACH - So does MR. JODI!!! How do you think we got Jake?!!?
&^%%^&**! It won't work bon bon- it just keeps going back on. Thank you for the directions though.
I will try later when I am less apt to throw the damn laptop out the window....
Want- I have to keep the top off, its the only way to get my tassles swinging freely in the breeze!!! Waaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Shirley, it happens, Hon, when they start getting a little older. Just wait til that one stray black hair shows up on your chin
Dang it, my mom is here.
I will be back later!
SHIRLEY - They look about right....considering your big bazoombas!!! Mine would be too, but I'm holding them up!!!
Well Bear, no wedgies, okay?
Iteach tell her to put some tassels on and join the party.
Jodi: Mr Jodi likes it when iteach is a little tipsy?????
No one has told me yet if this party is in a cold or hot climate.
Jodi~~How would she get herself close enough to your navel to drink? OK, gone.
ronnie: are you asking me what body shots are?
Oh my, 637 comments, I don't think I can catch up!
I see tho that the nest has turned into "The Nest does Dallas" lots of porn going on.
Is it the Jello Shots, whabby gave out earlier. Or are you guys smoking the funny stuff..
And what this about goldie
hanging out of car.
It seems I missed alot..However I did see. Tina and her new avatar. Thank You! Sooo Funny...
Where the heck do you find these things...
SACBARB - Doesn't everyone?!!? :p
SHIRLEY: It must be hot in here, all the tassels are staying on...;)
Shirley: It's whatever climate you want it to be! All this alcohol is warming everyone up, however.
want is here, waving to you!
:O)
♪Celebrate good times come on!!♪
I don't know the rest but lets DANCE!!!!!!!!!!
roflmao@Want's story about goldie yelling out the window! OMG that was funny!!
I also loved whoever said that if this were on the "other" blog late at night, they really wouldn't think it was "tedious" then! haha
I can't get completely finished to join you guys fully for a bit!! Hopefully afterwhile!!
I think today will be a record here for comments! We're almost at 700 and it's early on the west coast!
Turtle: Isn't your sleeping pattern gonna really be out of whack trying to party with us!?hehe
Y'all are hysterical! I still have about 300 comments from the beginning to read! I am caught up from about 400-643! LOL
CAROL - Where are your tassles?!!? Oh, wait.....DIANNE had some delivered.....orange and blue ones!!!
Has mek checked in..last I heard she was going to pick up her company at the airport.
♪Shake shake shake!!!!♪
♪Shake shake shake!!!!♪
♪Shake you booty!!!!!♪
Jodi: I didn't know.
Cover your eyes Carol really !
Waving
turtle: that reminds me, I always wanted to do a body shot from the cute 'dip' in skinny Mr. Joey's chest, but I never have in 7 years! LOL
He has been known to put snacks in it while lying down watching t.v.
LMAO
hey, a built in body-bowl;)
Carol, it's gonna be hard to catch up!
Jodi
My tassels are down to my knees..You really can't see them very well.
The perkyness has dropped...
ZONA - Where are your tassles? Don't worry.....I'll try to not step on them!!! :P
carol~ on the internet~ :)~
Is the mystery guest you Carol?
660
hi~
663
669~
669~
left, left, left, right, left!!!
669~
669~
668
yay....that's kind like a threesome~ :)~
BONO is your pic a drag queen!?ROFLMAO
I know who Mek's company was.
Neener neener neener!!!!
WHORETINA!!! Damn.....I tripped on your banana!!!! LOL!!
Yaheee Tina! the pic you have, I also have on my myspace..It is animated and the banana moves in and out! ROFLMAO
want
Its very hard to cover your eyes in here with this colorful "avatars"...
Joey
What the heck have you become?
goldie
Your eyes are popping out of your head, so you are the one smoking that funny stuff...
ROFLMAO@tripping on your banana!
OMG! lol
JOEY - I've seen your banana pic.....too freakin' funny!!!
K-Girl...I've led a sheltered life..cough, cough, snort.
Yes, what are they? I may have done that and not known what it was called. lol
Do you know what a lickity-split is?
Probaby do...hope so, cause I'm not telling ya.
haha Carol! I'm a party animal...wait until later;)
My avatar is the new boob job I had..LOL
I had candy tassels placed on them for today;)
I changed my myspace default to the "100th" pic from the invite I made!
ok.....hoisting up the girls again....I feel another march...make that sprint coming on!!!
left, left, left, right, left!!!
tina
I am waving my tassels at ya!
Even tho they have drooped more! Now they are down by my ankles..
left, left, left, right, left!!!
I thing they are eating apples....am I right?
SHIRLEY - I know who she is, too!!!
left, left, left, right, left!!!
left, left, left, right, left!!!
k lets go, strappin on the fin pads, helmet and spare shell
690
TINA!!! Pick that damn banana up!!
700
700
700
692
700
left, left, left, right, left!!!
700
700
700
700
700
697
700!!!
dang turtle you're good!!
Someone stepped on my toe! lol
part of my candy tassel fell off! LMAO
TURTLE - Congrats on 700!!! Now when do the body shots start?!!?
Apples from Washington Turtle?
strips off the armor! HA!!!!
want I have a feeling we should link "meatspin"!ROFLMAO
*close your eyes turtle if we do
Maybe we'll wait until
"after dark" hehe
IS that where apples are from Want?
joey I have seen meatspin in the chat room.... i don't close the eyes but believe me I ain't droolin...lol
Goey,,,,,no, not the meatspin! lol
jodiHO would love it tho joey: especially the dude that does the figure 8's
BODY SHOTS!!! BODY SHOTS!!! BODY SHOTS!!! Did I mention I wanted to do body shots?!!?
Hey Ho's!!!!
Woulda been here sooner but, I had a problem with my vision!
Kept hitting myself in the eye with these damn Tassels!
Pass me a drink...Please!
I think MEK is bringing apples to the party too. But where the hell is she?????????
Joey~ can you put it on my myspace page? :)~
Hodi....gotta go....pick up your own damn banana~ :)~
Hey Birdee, you have a LOT of catching up to do. Here are some jello shots to start ya off.
Goey, Hoey, put a tassel on the meatspin. lol
Passing a jello shot to BIRDEE!!!
Sacbarb, I know!!!!
I've been trying..talk about being "Fast"!!!
You ladies are on fire! lol
Jodi, better give them to me in sets! I'm a fast swallower!
I'll catch up!
Hell Birdee, here's a whole tray
** PERK** BODY SHOTS ?!?
I'm awake.
Hey Birdee, How's it hangin?
Never mind, I can see.
It's going to be a lot of tedious work to do all the reading and scrolling to catch-up.
Here's a beer, in Jax's honor.
xoxo
BIRDEE - Here's a couple of Spotted Cow Beer chasers!!! Bottoms up!!!
Whose belly are we sucking the shots off of? Joey? Whabbear?
Well you're not suckin' it off of mine, Birdee. You don't meet the physical..lol
BIRDEE - Where's your tassles?!!?
Shirley- no fair, tell us who is MEK's company!!! She obviously has fallen down in a drunken stupor and can't get up!
Hey LOVEY - What's on your tray?!!? Whatever it is.....pass one my way. :P
Jodi, Thanks! Help's to keep the throat running well !
Hey Ronnie... Had anything waxed lately?
passin jello tray n tesssqeeela around the nest.
BIRDEE!! Hoot Hoot... have a dish of brownies and catch up
Yeah, Birdee...just getting ready for our next trip to Mexico..lol
Jodi, i don't know how to change avatars! kinda slow in that department.
tequial Jodi hehehe help yourself :o)
birdee
I was looking for you, I thought you were on your new toilet...
Now that you are here, behave! Or I will have to cage you. :O)
Hey Lovey...I love "special" brownies!
LOL Goldie,
Hello this is the life alert:
Mek:
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer
Carol..No cages tonight!!!
tonight is all about...how bad can I be!
eatem uppppp Birdee, they is soooooo good mmmm
OMG Lovey...roflmao.
birdee
I hate to tell you this, but every nite is about you being bad!
Being caged is the only way to control you!
**eats a special brownie**
YUM!
LOL@want about putting a tassel on the meatspin
LOL@Turtle
I see sucking and swallowing going on...and the strippers haven't even arrived!? LMAO
Here ya go(CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!)
MEATSPIN
Make sure your speakers are turned up!
ENJOY! haha
Somebody grab the cage key away from Carol!
No eating chickenowls tonight!
tonight's all about sucking down the drinks!
birdee
I don't think there are any drinks left, the owls have been drinking since 9:30am....
Unless someone does a liquor store run!
hehe I am a full IV bottle left, wanta poke?
poking..sucking....this could get dangerous! lol
slurping...spinning...
what else?
just watch yer eyes lil chickenowl, cause Jodi's got some biggies spinning
I have a bottle of jagermeister in the freezer- I'll share!!
lovey
IV bottle...lol...birdee does not need to poke, she can just use her beak!
BIRDEE - Just promise.....no Niagra Falls tonight!!!
putting goggles on..
goldie
I thought you were in car somewhere on a highway?
HEY!!!!!!
what do you "know" about Niagra Falls?!...
Who blabbed?!!!
jodi
You are still so Perky, I surely thought my now you would have deflated!
Carol, that is Exactly what I use my beak for.....
poke poke poke
CAROL - aaahhhh, the power of duct tape!!!
I give up, I can't multi task anymore.. at least not while laughin my ass off.
birdee
And how do you sharpen your beak, cause after all that poking it will get quite dull...
BIRDEE - I'm not tellin'!!!
Jodi
Duct tape...I fell off my office chair, That was so funny!!!!!
ROFL I really didn't mean "I am the IV" I meant I HAVE a FULL IV
JOEY - Oh my freakin' hell.....that puts new meaning to the phrase "sit n' spin"!!
765
766
767
What did birdee do in Niagra Falls?
Did she leave bird shit, all over?
768
CAROL - If you watch Red Green on PBS....it is the answer for everything!!!
thanks for the interception carol
769 by default;)hehe
YAHEEE ME!
Carol...tongue!
Jodi!!!!!!!!!
JOEY - Congrats on 7 - 69!!! Even though it was on your 768 count. :P
BIRDEE - WHATEEEEE?!!?
birdee
Ha...lol...
jodi
birdee Gives good tongue! At least that is the word on the street.
Ok...gotta close up the office...
I will check back later...
Enjoy...
birdee
:O) Glad you stopped by!
HI owlettes, just dropping by to say hi, and happy 100, i comment rarely, but i read the blog everyday. u all are awesome.
oh and i am bringing 100 chocolite covered strawberries,mmm
and just dying to try goldies special brownies. mmmmm
BIRDEE - Don't flaunt it unless you're gonna use it!!! :p
DAWN - Wooo Hooo!!! Stay awhile....shots.....brownies.....potato salad!!! Help yourself.
LMAO!!
A bird does not shit and tell...
but, I will this one time...I did not leave bird shit at Niagra Falls!! LOL
And....I'm as quiet as a mouse!!!
Howdy CROC!!!
Mmmm chocolate covered strawberries----
said in my homer voice and drooling
Thank You!!!!!
Birdee, you were heard all over the US OF A
Dawn, Hi! Nice to see ya! Miss ya!
Jodi, now how do you I'm not using it right now?!!
Feel anything?!!
Hey Birdee, today some were even taught how to do figure 8's and tie knots in cherry stems... some are doing it over and over again... they say, practise makes perfect
hi jodi,birdee and all i have been reading and mek is driving me crazy gotta know who her special guest is aaargh. birdee, im gonna meet jax♫♫♪♪( in my best singing voice)
Lovey,..I find that hard to believe! Maybe just in the Midwest..I'll cop to that...k?!
Dawn... I heard..and I'm super Jealous!!!
You two will have a riot!
Croc Mek has fallen and can't reach her beer. medic alert is on their way... she should be back shortly
you should come on down we can hang at the beach!
any chance?
she's perch in the bush waiting on 800 like a hundred other owls.....
come out, come out.... ready to march, I'm duckin
BIRDEE - Nope....nada.....guess I'll just have to take your word for it!! I must be getting comfortably numb. :)
of maybe 800
800
800
hi lovey trying to catch up chowin down on goldies brownies and love the jello shots haha
:oP
800
800
:oP
left, left, left, right, left!!!
GOLDIE - Congrats on 800!!! You did it!!!
LMAOOOOO CONGRATS GOLDIE
Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I marched and didnt' get run over!
Grab a brownie Dawn, I'm making more.
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