In celebration of our 100th blog, have a chuckle on these 60 quotes by you " The Night Owls"
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20 quotes found by barbwa
Whabbear~ I just went to the end of Wed. blog. Yes sweetie you do qualify as "one of the girls"
mary/mi feb1
I also tried a thong ONCE - oh dear Lord - what was I thinking??!! apparently, not very clearly!!!!!!!!
mek jan31
SacBarb - you will look beautiful in anything you chose to wear - and i swear - i will tell you if your ass looks big!! :-)
mek feb1
Whabbear You have a point about my Va JJ. Might make someone get the munchies. And I'm not going to say anything more about that!
just_lin feb1
Geez, you don't think they will mistake me for a hooker in my boa and heels do you?
goldie jan30
True story here, owls. The first time I went to Europe as an adult I spent a week by myself in Brussels. I have no idea why, but being there made me unbelievably horny. How weird is that?
whabbear jan31
******ATTN K-MART SHOPPERS******
In case you are not aware, in our store we spell whore: J-O-D-I~
tina~in_UT
ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS!!!
You now spell Jodi I-D-I-O-T!!!!
jodi feb3
MEK- of course I say 'bitch' with the utmost respect and love. Besides, whore and slut were already taken..........
goldie feb10
OMG you guys, this is cheaper than therapy
joeyfromva
I need the love, I need to feel it, I need to connect, hell I need the sex! And its got to be good...
carol feb12
Can't a chickenowl get a little help around here?? You guys ever heard of VEGETABLES????
birdee feb12
Goldie - I tried to go back to "that" profession - but found out I can't survive on nickels!
canadiangirl feb12
TINA - Are you sure you would recognize a multiple O?!!?
jodi feb12
Joey: For some reason every time your "owl" picture comes up I think it is a boob..a big naked one!
dianne/denver feb 13
JODI: If I scroll past your march to 500 really fast I can almost see you drinking that beer...kinda like a flip book!!
zona feb 13
My eyes are crossed and I have some vile pictures in my head now. Something about hiney licking. Has my dog been blogging???
lynn d feb 13
tina
even tho it was "thong thursday" i did not wear mine, actually i don't even own a pair, i cannot stand a 24hr wedgey...
carol jan 31
I certainly hope I'll be riding a cowboy. :)In fact, I'm hoping to wear him out.
just_lin jan31
Goldie: Thanks for the chili. I left some Beano for anyone who needs it.
sacbarb jan 31
20 quotes found by zona
1)LYNND: "Maybe write to Colin Firth, George Clooney, Hugh Grant & Johhny Depp and see which one would spend the night and give me my last sexual thrill." (from: What Would You Do)
2)LYNND: "Go braless!!!! Who the hell cares, if you are dying, and why be uncomfortable!! That one is for you, ITEACH!"
(from: WWYD)
3)IBB: "HUGE GROUP HUG--Oh what the hell, how about a group grope?" (from: WWYD)
4)MAUREEN: "orgasm--correct spelling for Ronnie and what Colin Ferrel can bring on." (from: WORDS)
5)WANT2SLEEP: "Sometimes I worry about our poor BEAR. So smart yet so..um..well, you know." (from: Here's Your Sign)
6)KGRL: "JODI-my friend, I would never insinuate that you are or we're ever cheap...a HO yes, but cheap never!!!!" (from: HYS)
7)LOVEY: "We don't stop laughing because we get old. We get old because we stop laughing." (from: HYS)
8)ITEACH: "I am going to stick with sex. It seems like the only thing I have been able to do right lately. :)" (from: HYS)
9)GOLDIE: "I am full blooded German, I'll ask Mr. G what I taste like and let you know...teehee :)" (from: HYS)
10)CPGEM: "WHABBY: LEAVE IT TO YOU to throw your garbage on the floor. Did you also leave that errant satellite floating in space? Geez when will you learn to pick up after yourself?" (from: HYS)
11)TINA: "ITEACH--I'll send you the do it yourself kit. Wait...Jodi has a ton..I'll have her give you one of hers.
:)~" (from: HYS)
12)J/LIN: "I want Custard! Morning. Noon. Night." (from: Life In Six Words)
13)JODI: "Zona-LOL @ holy crap!!! Like holy crap batman!!! BAM!!! ZIP!!! SPROINNNG!!!" (from: LISW)
14)ITEACH: "SCIRISH--You are never alone. We are here for you. We are all strange birds here, but we have a lot in common." (from: LISW)
15)MEK: "Nyquil keeps me awake--and so does Dayquil-so I'm screwed." (from: LISW)
16)CPGEM: "MEK yes, a good march will always put an owl in a good mood and we have you to thank for that!" (from: Attitude)
17)DIANNE: "J/LIN...all this talk almost makes me want to go and wake my husband up...almost!" (from: Att.)
18)MARY/MI: "J/LIN: You are a nut! I think you have your cowboy hat on too tight!" (from: Att.)
19)MEK: "I missed this march--but I love to watch a good kicking, scratching, elbowing, tripping to the finish line!! LOL" (from: Att.)
20)J/LIN: "Yes, I AM THE Queen of Tedious!" (from: Att.)
20 quotes found by joey
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Special Thank You's today:
zona
barbwa
joey
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Don't forgot bring a 100 of "something"
Thank You to iteach
1,464 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 1464 Newer› Newest»LOVEY - Just sittin' on the sidelines with her dang tongue hanging out!!!
Wasn't easy with those hooters staring me in the eye either Jodi!
LMAO JODI :oP~~
LOVEY - Pass the tequila!!! Salt and lime, too!!!
~ROFL @ HOOTERS
>>> passin tequila shots>>
and a pan of brownies
Dawn, that would be great..but not sure when I would be able to!
But I sooooo deserve a vacation!
Sorry was gone for a bit..had to show Mr. B the mess a nasty mole is making in the yard!!
Damn!! just realized..new page started!
omg 800 + posts ROFL
LOVEY - Isn't it great?!!? And not a bit tedious!!! :P
haha me to birdee. slow at this,besides i am staying outta the way of tipsy owls marching,lol
off to watch Survivor- behave while I am gone..
right on Jodi!!!
IT'S FRIGGIN GREAT I LOVE IT
F*ck I am trying to catch up but my god!
birdee,im gonna be in indiana at the end of may? sorry to cut this short but i gotta watch survivor. you all have a great time. thanks goldie for the brownies.
Goldie hurry back eh!!
Dawn, watch out for spinning boob's with tassel's too.
Some of these girls do a mean boob swing!!
LYNN!!!! Welcome back!!!
Shake yer tassels
BirdeeHO:
It ain't no boob swing, it's a figure 8. Ask JodiHO
I got it, I got that damn security box to turn off!!!!!! Yes!!
Now watch me march, it is going to get ugly.... LOL
Ok, back to my regularly scheduled programming.
Turtle, hey there!
sorry 'bout that..figure 8 it is!
LOL
Joey OMG @ meatspin!!! LOL!
Hodi ROFLMAO @ sit n' spin!
I had to leave to take a cat to the vet. One of my tassels fell out from under my top and landed on the floor. I told them it was a cat toy. :) CHEERS!!!
I'm going to have to go to the grocery store. BRB
Oh my you guys have gone wild! ROFLMAO!!!
Here are coupons for 100 chiropractic vists for all of you trying to master the figure 8!
You guys are crazy!
Did MEK ever check back and who the heck is her visitor????
I was just thinking,
can u pull a tongue muscle?
Turtle BTW, when I was younger I could do the figure 8. Now, the "girls" are a bit unwieldly. :)
& how would they sling it?
Party on little owls. I will be back tonight to drive some of you home. I think I am the only sober owl today. I hope that doesn't get me kicked out of the owl club. I am off to a computer meeting. Will check back tonight.
Lynn do u think we are keeping tedious alive?
LOVEY - Evidentally you can....TINA say Mr. TINA does all the time!!!
I'm sorry I meant JUSTLIN
LOL Jodi,really, that's gotta friggin hurt eh
LOVEY - I've heard they use a cunt sling!!! :P
ROFLMAO OMFG Jodi!!
beep beep medic alert:
I have fallen off my perch laughing, I cant breath
LOVEY - I can't take the credit for the sling......that was courtesy of our sweet MISS TINA!!!
I can't believe you used that word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO? Vajayjay, miss mary, "down there" anything but that word....
ATTN: KMART SHOPPERS!!!
LOVEY has fallen and can't get up!!!
Quick!!! Let's do a body shot while she's down. :P
bad bad Tina...lol... a snappin turtle is gonna get ya now
hey no ticklin only lickin
TURTLE - Just typing what TINA said on the phone!!!
LOVEY - Lick, lick, slurrrrp!!! YUMMO!!!
Ask the HO why she never calls me......
Yes sireeee .... i'd like another.... and here's one for u
Party on dudes! Wow this is a seriously kick-ass party!
Zona...thank you for the gift of 100 days home! Wouldn't that be nice! And to you, I give you a 100 rivers to cross!
I haven't had a chance to read the many, many posts, so I hope I am not repeating anything here, but I bring to the party 100 words seen frequently on the blog...
Nest Owlettes Hooters You Ho
left right first kudos congrats
good morning glory
roflmao lol bwaahaahaa fyi yay swak
crack whore
Thong Thursday Butt Floss Friday
big girl panties tassels boas helmet knee pads cowboy boots
Micheals Mekals Costco TraderJos Kfart
tedious abbsofrigginlutely woohoo hmmm WTF
holy crap dam dang OMG
FYI SWAK HMMM you ho
flying by pole dancing blushing waving wing happy dance happy hump day
coffee brownies potato salad garlic bread whip cream grosseries
left right march missed pounce kicked
George Clooney Hugh Grant Johnny Depp
Idol Oscars Wizard of OZ Sound of Music
Sweet Dreams Hugs
TURTLE - Sorry......she's already gone. I guess you'll have to ask her yourself.
VIG - Excellent list!!! You get an A+ !!! Are you ready for a shot?!!?
OMG VIG!! Perfect!!
Thank you that really is a special post.
Sweet dreams n hugs backatcha
Jodi...thank you...and you get a 100 banjos!!! Watch out!!!!
Lovey...thanks and hugs backatcha!
VIG - Good grief!!! Not the cousins again.....LOL!! Oh, that was a FUN night!!!
Hi VIG you need to catch up. Here's a tray of jello shots. We got them from Whabby. I think he stole them out of MEK's fridge.
All right, Goldie is making more brownies!
OK... inspired by today's zaniness, I'm off to take a quick hit of pot before hitting the trail for my daily run.
Party on, Owls! I am (for real now!) ;)
P.S. I know who's at MEK's! LOL!
How am I ever going to catch up reading? I have been out all day but did park in a lot for awhile to read comments for the party but that was about 400 comments ago.
Okay...here is what I am bringing to the party...100 Munchkins from over the Rainbow...they have agreed to do clean-up for us. Dare we say "thank you munchkins"!
I had a phone call from Jodi earlier today but I couldn't answer. When I called back I told her didn't she notice I was on the table twirling? It takes a long time to get the blue one going one way and the orange one the other way and sing at the same time!!
hey VIG, lie down it body shot time
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why do I suddenly feel guilty for winning a march against Tink??
Somehow that just doesn't seem right.
Once again K-girl gets X-69
I think I need lessons in marching. I thought we were 856 when I looked and suddenly we are at 870. I think I had better leave marching to the younger owls.
Kgirl and sacbarb.. Thanks!!!! Jello shots..body shots....woah! Time to get bizzzy!
K-Girl - I am as competitive as the next one. I don't want you to let me win but I think I need lessons especially when the blog is running somewhat slowly tonight. The nest is getting heavy.
VIG - Are you home? How was the malahat? I am getting ready to go to a computer meeting but I saw your name my friend.
Do we know yet hooo (little owl joke there) is at MEK's. I think I have it figured out!!!
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Tinka...hi nice lady..yes I am home for the night. The Malahat was pretty..the sun was peaking through the trees! Enjoy your meeting tonight! Comments and messages on Ms for you when you get home!
Okay, time to go get my weekly fix of Thai food. MMMMM...pad thai! And I will bring back a party pak for the Owls festivus!!!
I deleted my post because I went from 879 to 890. I really need lessons.
VIG - You can teach me how to march when I get home tonight. Must run. Love, Tink
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left, left, left, right, left!!!
OMG y'all are PAR-TAY-ING!!
Nearly 900 comments!?!?
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left, left, left, right, left!!!
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dons my battle marching gear!
thats a triple figure 8.....lmao!!!
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swing to the left, swing to the right!!!
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Go ronniegirl!! LOL
Just trample on over me! haha
Be back later!
RONNIE - Sashaying in on 900!!! Way to go!!!
jodiHO:
What kind of score am i gettin for that triple figure 8?
Im thinking at least a 9.69
Sashay, sashay, sashay.
TURTLE - lol @ triple figure 8!!!
Mystery been solved yet about MEK's secret guest?!?!
It's bugging me! lol
TURTLE - A 10.......for the level of difficulty alone!!! :P :P :P
WTG Ronnie!!!
sashay and chantay! lol
RuPaul!
Supermodel;)
Just so it won't be 911.
ronnie I tripped over your sagging boob! ROFLMAO
TURTLE - Did it work?
omgosh I was 911
Well, i read all during Surivor at the commercial time.
Hell of a Tribal Council tonight.
I guess SacBarb is watching now.
I see Mek isn't back yet.
Anybody know anything?
JOEY - Work it girl!!!
Jodi, did you get funny looks on the highway today with your 20 oz Mountain Dew in between your "girls"!?ROFLMAO
Someone needs to call 9-1-1 after this wild party;)haha
Joey, baby, my boobs don't sag with implants.
i just get them replaced every now and then> lol
<<<<---- would rather have the 9.69 as it gives me practice to always get better.....
JOEY - I give you 2 snaps up with a twist!!!
Can we say " perky, Blog Buddies?"
lmao@Jodi
=♪♪♪♪...Now turn to the left, now turn to the right
Sashay, chantay!
Dance Party time!
Where's DJ Mary?!
haha about ur boobs ronnie
LMAO@Jodi!! 2 snaps in Z formation
I used to love the "Men On....film, books, etc." from In Living Colour!
Why doesn't someone call Mek?
Is this a joke?
;O)
Mary: Do you have the karaoke machine set up yet?
Anyone to do the Limbo? How low can you go? My damn tassels already bumped the stick!
Back at you, Lovey!!
I think we're being Punked!!
Ashton?! lol
OMG at the pics of Ashton as an underwear model! They just popped into my head! lol
Geesh, you lushes & hoochies! I just got back, fired up the barbecue and started to catch up. Finally made it past 800 and have to stop long enough to say~~
DAWN*in*da*house FINALLY!!! Now we can REALLY get CROC'd! 'bout time, girly!!
haha Dianne!!
Bon LOL Welcome back!! Here have a shooter>>>>>
JOEY; You dance great! You should be on Dancing With The Stars...now throw me up and over one more time...wahoo!
joey what doesn't pop into your head?
Where is Mo? I don't think this is one of the nights she works at the coffee house. Isn't it just Wed. and Fri?
Dianne!! me limbo, look at the size of my belly, do u really think I could fit under there?
ok im tellin you all now, that my armor is right by my side, my spare shell is buffed to perfect dull, and my fin pads are broken in......hoo's ready?
I wish I could Limbo...my thong won't let me.
Yoo Hoo!
JOEY - I just watched a bunch of MEN ON FILMS, ETC on youtube the other day.......freakin' hilarious....my favorite from that show!!!
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oopsies...slipsies
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LMAO @ Ronnie
again..oopsies
Swing those tassels!
Still swinging.
where is my email ronnie?
Well, Turtle
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YES !!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Lovey: I was thinking maybe you could scoot under the stick. Come on....do the limbo rock! Would you rather cut in and have a swing of it with JOEY? He can twirl and whirl pretty darn good. I will have to tell you when he is twirling and the candy tassels hit you...they kind of hurt.
uh.um......
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Whoever gets 1000 will receive a $25.00 Amex Gift Check.
And I am not kidding, I am very serious, So you little perky owls, fight, kick, push, and go for it. Just remember NO BITING!
I'll do it in the morning.
Ya know...Check's in the mail.
Kind of thing. lol
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CAROL!!! u gotta get back here, u gotta be the one that breaks in 1000
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In my drunkeness, I thought I won that march. Kudos to Ronnie. You slapped me in the eye with your ta ta.
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Carol...
Talk about getting beat-up on the march lol
Thank you, I might have to watch.
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Hey, I'm home from work and just put my tassles on. I'm ready to party!
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♥Lovey♥
Thank you, but you all deserve more than me!
hoot hoot hoot
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Turtle I have a perfect pic for you. I'll have to go get it.
:oP
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TURTLE: Did you bring us any lei's? I don't know if I might have missed it and if not....can you run and get some for us or least tomorrow? Hop on the bike..unless you have had too many shots and then maybe SacBarb could borrow your bike for a minute...
CRAP!!!!!!!!
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Did I win, did I?
OMG OMG OMG OMG
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