by Dianne
A group of 15-year-old boys discussed where they should meet
for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's
next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six
dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there and
Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the
same street and they might see her.
Ten years later, the group of now 25-year-old guys discussed
where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would
meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was
cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there
was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided
they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the
booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late
enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and
the waitresses wore low cut
blouses and really tight pants.
Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at
Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were
reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for
your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the
lighting was good and they have an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food
was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped
accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had
never been there
before...
