Monday, June 16, 2008
What did you just call me?
by Zona
I was listening to my Myspace music player yesterday, when I heard the song "The Lady Is A Tramp" being sung by Frank Sinatra. Sinatra sings this with a smirk in his voice, and I'm sure when Rodgers and Hart wrote the song..they had to know that there would be an emphasis on the obvious double entendre. In reality, the song is simply about a woman who doesn't fit, and doesn't desire to fit, into what she feels is the snobbery of high society. This got me thinking about how we use certain words and phrases and how we interpret them, depending on who we are talking to or who we are with. This then led me to Tina and Jodi. Or..as they are affectionately known...Tinaho and Hodi. Less than a year ago, I wouldn't have believed that the words Ho, Crackwhore, and yes, even Bitch, could be said with such affection. I think it's incredible that we have all come to know each other so well, that the use of these words, which could have at one time been guaranteed to hurt feelings....now just make us laugh. I mean, come on.....Tina even gets away with saying TinkHOtia! So let's all raise a glass to Tinaho and Hodi...without whom we may never have achieved the Status "Ho"!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 323 of 323MEK are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that Tiger won today? Please let Tina know!
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lol ebj~
I'm off to go watch "The Other Boleyn Girl." SacBarb, was that you who said you loved that book, too, and saw the movie?
Goodnight all. From now on I'm copying Tina's guess on the senior picture, too. ~Sigh~ She's never wrong.
whoreTINA...I hear some dude named Lion Forests won the golf game in the third inning after the kick-off
MoHo~ I think you should start watching NASCAR!~ you'd love it....the best part it finding out who is on the pole~ :)~
Hello All!
Sandie - I hope that Ty is okay. Please keep us updated, that is a long time to have that fever.
Tinka: Sorry to hear your mom fell. You sound so busy right now! I hope that she is doing okay today. Also, glad you had a nice day before everything happened.
And everyone else (forgive me for not naming everyone as I am kind of tired tonight)..Hello, good morning & I hope everyone has had a great day.
Oh man, my internet went down - that can't be good..
Tina - I will email you privately, I don't want to ruin the outcome of the golf tournament for them!!
LOL
:-)
Ebj - first hour of Deanna - total waste of air time!!
Tina -congrats on 200!!
Zona - the bachelorette is standing in Frank Sinatra's house - she is on a one on one date there!!
how fitting for today's blog!!!
:-)
I think everyone is AMAZED at the show - or they have ALL fallen asleep!!
LOL
BORING!!!!!!!!!!!
MEK I'm here, you are right, it's a waste.
I had no idea Sean had more designer clothes than most women! Geez
do you guys think that DeAnna was led on by Brad??!!
EBJ - LOL - I thought the same thing when the showed his closet!!
OH NO - imagine that she BREAKS down next week.......
DeAnna cry - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL
glad that is over!!!!
Switching to Nashville Star
I may be sorry that I missed the first hour of that!!
OK I've heard AMAZING 3 times in the past 5 minutes, and Christ Harrison was one of them who said it!
That's not a word he usually uses!
OMG are you kidding me MEK, Deanna is gonna cry next week? NO!
I like Sean, but the fact that his mom was crying because she misses him (and he lives 1 street over and talks to her and sees her daily) concerns me.
We watch the Mole after Bachelorette! That's a pretty good show.
oh no...deanna is gonna cry. let's all chip in and send her a bazillion boxes of kleenex!
poor deanna....NOT!
Oh EBJ - just wait - tonight - they are ALL THEE perfect guy!!!
gets REALLY old!!!!!!!!
MO - I have a penny - is that enough!!
:-)
I must say it again..
That Ronnie is one good looking lady!!
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My huz was just wondering how many of them she has slept with! haha
Ronnie:
Thank you so much for sending me your pic! So funny, I love that you were able to share a laugh with us...
And Beauty In and Out, I meant every word! You are an amazing owl....
Sandie:
I pinky swear, I do not tell anyone who the owl is. The owls are all in my e-mail addy, hidden safely. Not sure how Tina does it, but I gotta give her Kudos, as her guesses are always right...
Mek:
Tiger won, is that not great news!
;O)
EBJ - tell Mr. EBJ that they don't all sleep together until the fantasy suite dates!!!
cpgem - it's GREAT news..
(in my best Tony the Tiger voice)
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Mek:
So I guess you knew then? ;O)
cpgem - how did you know that I knew!!??
OMG - I just saw that the WINNER of the US Open is supposed to be on Jay Leno tonight..
wonder who THAT will be!!!
i will have to stay up now!!!
Mek:
Wild Guess, or it could be a owl's intuition.....
Mek:
We owls are very smart!
I'm just SO glad that I looked before I turned the tv off!!
I would have been SICK if I missed that!!!!!!!!
and - we are VERY endearing also..
Mek:
Yes in a "crackwhore" kinda way :O)
Beautiful picture Ronnie and I love the first one too. Most Nuns don't have a sense of humor.
I agree with all the comments about the Bachelorette, including the ones about Twilly. I thought he should have gone last week and he creepy looking, but more than that he is just plain weird. Now I have put myself out there for all of you.
SacBarb - I totally agree with everything you just said..
AND don't miss Tiger on TTS..
OH - they just showed clips from tonight's show...
and there was NOTHING about Tiger..
i will NOT be happy if I stay up and he doesn't show up!!
ya'll will hear the air go out of me!!!
:-)
MEK: Thanks for the heads up about the TTS.
HoTina: I think you are psycho er psychic
Ok, Guys I am off to bed...
Sleep Well...
see ya tomorrow!
:O)
Ronnie: Great pictures! Love your sense of humor! You are so beautiful! I wish you would let us see a recent pic. of you!
Sandie: I thought of another "Tina" conspiracy. Perhaps she is really "TOM" and can hack into ALL the myspace accounts! LOL!!!
Tina: I was going to say that you were Carol too (and that "Carol" was your alter-ego)! LOL!!
I really need to try and get some sleep! Night all! Thanks for the silliness today! : )
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good nite, cpgem and jennifer..
sacbarb - I'm not sure now if he will be on - says in the guide - the winner of the US Open - but when they just did the promo for tonight's show - they didn't say anything about "the winner"..
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MEK: I usually watch TTS anyway. It's odd they didn't mention it on the promo though. Maybe his knee hurt and he cancelled.
Dear Lord,
If you love the rest of the owlettes here, please make sure Tiger Woods (the golfer) is on The Tonight Show! Please! It would be best for all if he is!~
Love,
Psychotic Tina~in_ut
:)~
SacBarb - your "most dramatic" Rose ceremony ever is getting ready to happen...
Tiger won't really say how badly that knee hurt - but I'm sure it "smarts"!!
:-)
P.S. Lord, He's the guy who won the U.S. Open today! The one who's been praying to You to make his leg/knee stop hurting~
And Lord....apparently his knee is smart too~ (who knew) :D
Tina..
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Tina - I love you!!!
OMG -- seriously - that was WAY too funny!!!!!!!!
Keep Praying!!!
Okay - I'm signing out for the night...
SacBarb and EBJ and Just Lin and anyone else on the West coast that just saw DeAnna throw a couple more to the curb - no surprises..
Good nite,
Hope everyone has an excellent Tuesday!!!
:-)
My neighbor and I finished a bottle of wine earlier and fell asleep. When we woke up this is what we looked like. I don't know how this happened! :)
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Good night MEK. Sweet Dreams
goodnight mek~
cute sacbarb~ Did you get lucky? :)~
la la la la la la la~
hum dee dum~
oopsy daisy~
ho hum~
crackwhore~
bitch~
you talkin' to me, ho?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~
Oh no, Tina's on the loose !
SacBarb I love your pantless owls! LOL
Tina: I don't know, I was asleep
Thanks J/L. It is cooler with this heat wave we are having
sacBarb~ I think you'd remember if you got lucky, honey~ :)~
Hi Want~
Hi J/L~
Hi Tina Are you done talking to God and Jesus?
Hi Guys....
RONNIE: I loved your pictures from high school BUT I think I like your current one of you being a mermaid just a tiny bit better!!
Hi Dianne Good to see you tonight.
want Are you still here too?
Hey Dianne, Jlinn, Sacbarb and Tina.
Someday, I wil get myself together and type it correctly----JLinn
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well damn, I did it again.
hi di~
J/L~ they are the same person~ and I'm never done~ :D
want It's okay. I know you mean me no matter how you spell it.
Tina But you're still a crackwhore.
And God Loves crackwhores! He told me~ Even Jewish ones~ (lol mo)
Tina How's work tonight? If I called, would I get you?
I want a job Tina..
Tina: I guess I didn't get lucky then, but I was asleep. Still don't know where my pants went.
Hi Want and Dianne
J/L~ if you called and were mad and wanted to talk to a supervisor and I felt like talking to you.....yeah....maybe you'd get me~ You wouldn't get anything outta me....but you could talk to me~ :)~
Want~ Don't you dare tell me you don't work! I wanna not work!
BTW No Tiger on TTS.
SacBarb~ look near the hot tub :)~
Dear Jesus,
why don't you like me? No Tiger on TTS? WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?
Love and Kisses,
Tina~in_ut
P.S. Please don't send Want to answer that question~ :)~
Lol,,,no Tina, I work. But I want your job. I've always wanted to answer phones for the airlines, but around here they don't pay well.
Tina It looked like you were telling SacBarb to look for Tiger by the hot tub. Bwahahahaha!!!
And, airline benefits are my dream....
*****Attn K-Mart Shoppers*****
Want is on crack! She's been smokin' dope! She's not playin' with a full deck! Please send help! NOW!!!!!
want....they don't pay well here either~ :(
SACBARB: You lost your pants? I don't think that will be good for the nest when you start your swooping!!
I guess I will go to bed and sleep. I watched Nashville Star tonight. I am not crazy about any of the singers but I like the music and Trace Adkins!
So, on that note....good night J/L, Tina, Want, and SacBarb.
Love, Diannehoindenver...(loved that name MO)!!!
Wait, Tiger is in the hot tub..?
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ha....got 300~ :)~
Bye Dianne..
Goodnight Dianne_HO_in_denver~
J/L I was just going to ask Tina if I should look for Tiger near the hot tub. Anyway, he isn't there. Neither are my pants.
TINA: darn you...I was typing as fast as I could to try and sneak a 300 in there. Did you decided to have your husband be the prize for awhile?
Good night Diannehoindenver
Want~ the benefits are great...and probably the only reason i'm still here~ the job stinks sometimes...and has been getting worse and worse~
It could be decide or maybe decided..not! I must be getting bleary eyed!!
BTW, who is this Tiger you are all talking about? Is it like Lions, and Tigers and Bears--oh no?? :)
Dianne you sick ho~ He is no prize~!
SacBarb I guess Tiger took your pants.
Dianne_ho_in_Denver Good night and take care of yourself. You shouldn't be marching in your condition anyway. You need to build up your strength first, especially against the crackwhore.
wait....that didn't sound right....he's not THE prize....keep your hands off of him....my hands are rarely on him~
Oh, I know...for TINA to be talking about him so much and praying for him...he must drive a race car..right? WAIT WAIT...I know...I think he won golf today and he is pretty darn cute too!
I think he's a race car driver Dianne...not sure tho.
I don't mind call center work Tina, strange, I know.
Oh my gosh Dianne, i think we typed that at the same time....
okay...you two are scaring me~
want....well....NW and DL will be one soon....go there~
Tina, this is one time where the word THE makes a huge difference in your statement about MR T....
Ok J/L..I won't march yet. Maybe after next Tuesday I will be rid of this tank when I march and then I will be passing everyone!!
Good night for reals this time...xxoo
Want, you and I are really thinking exactly the same...I think that makes us very smart, right?
But, I want to work with you dear..
Of course Dianne, we are very, very smart. Just check my typos!!!
then move to UT~ :)
okay ladies (term used loosely~) I'm off and going home~ Have a wonderful rest of the night~ :D
Good night gang..
Good night everyone. See you all tomorrow.
Happy WEdnesday!!
Good morning..
Cats let me sleep until 5:25a.m.,
YIPPEE......
SacBarb - yes, sadly - no Tiger on TTS - I think if the tourney had ended Sunday - the winner would have been on....
Dianne in Denver - I totally agree about Nashville Star - I am not really excited about any of them - but REALLY happy with who went home last night!!
I hope everyone has an excellent day!!!
:-)
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