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Showing posts with label Zona. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zona. Show all posts

Sunday, December 9, 2012

It Must Be Santa

by Zona



I've never been a big Bob Dylan fan..but I absolutely love this song and video. Randy found it one day while watching the Fuse music channel on On Demand. He'd seen it before..but I hadn't. I think I've watched it at least once a day since then. I love the way Dylan says.. "Who laughs this way..Ho Ho Ho.." makes me laugh every time!! :D

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween

by Zona and Randy

Sponge Bob Square Pants

Bruce Lee

The Hulk
 
Michael Jackson Thriller   

Aaron Rodgers

Spiderman

Batman


Friday, September 21, 2012

The 10 Worst Spelling Errors Found on Twitter

by Zona
These are some of the most egregious (and hilarious) spelling errors of all time.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Titanium x Viva La Vida

by Zona

I found this while be-boppin' around youtube last week..I just love it..I hope you like it too.


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Home Alone

by Zona

Although I know I wouldn't laugh if Nikki did anything like this..I had to laugh when I saw these pics..I got such a kick out of the looks on their faces..the dogs seem so apologetic..the cats are kinda like...So what?  :D








Saturday, August 25, 2012

Flying Over America

by Zona


Watch this full screen if you can...it's really cool! :)

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Coincidence

by Zona

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne...

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

Saturday, July 14, 2012

20 Years Later.....

by Zona



I don't know if this is a set up..or real..but I thought it was pretty funny..and kind of a cool idea. What would you have said to yourself if you had been able to make this kind of tape? Even better...what would you say to your 12 year old self now..if you could send a tape back in time?

Monday, June 25, 2012

Rock Of Ages

by Zona



Randy and I saw "Rock Of Ages" today. It's an understatement to say I am NOT a Tom Cruise fan..however I thought I could somehow put that aside and enjoy the movie anyway. I think I kinda succeeded..even after he appeared on screen..semi bare cheeked. Of course..that could have been a stunt cheek..you never know!  Alec Baldwin was wonderful as the owner of the club where a lot of the movie takes place..but then again..he's always great. I just love him. I liked Russell Brand and Catherine Zeta-Jones too. In fact all of the actors did a really good job. The music was excellent..the best part of the movie as far as I'm concerned..and there were quite a few very, very funny lines. But then Tom Cruise would appear as Rock and Roll Sex God and ruin it..at least for me. I've read a lot of reviews which state that if it wasn't for his over the top performance..the movie would have been a complete bomb. As far as acting goes..I guess he does play the part well..it's just that..for me..he doesn't FIT the part at all..I guess I just can't get past the fact that he's Tom Cruise. One funny observation..about the audience..not the movie. Rand and I were the first ones there..so we got to see everyone that came into the theater. The place was packed..but I'll bet not one person in there was under 50 years old..well..except Randy. Most had grey hair..and a few had canes..and they were all comin' to ROCK!! That just made me smile. Don't Stop Believin'...  :D

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Skyfall

by Zona




"The name is Bond..James Bond." I think Sean Connery portrayed him best..followed by Pierce Brosnan. I wasn't too happy when they replaced Brosnan with Daniel Craig..but I have to admit..Daniel Craig looks pretty darn good in this one..

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Tower Of Song

by Zona




I've loved Tom Jones since I was a kid...this song and video just blew me away...I don't even know what else to say besides...Wow..

Friday, June 15, 2012

For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)

by Zona

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
 

10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.