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Thursday, March 3, 2011

A Real Man

by Sac Barb

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
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No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......
Never mind.
CHEERS!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Who Wants Salad For Lunch?

by Shirley

Are the fruits and vegetables you buy clean enough to eat?

The Environmental Working Group (EWG) studied 100,000 produce pesticide reports from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to create a list of 49 of the dirtiest and cleanest produce.
So before you hit the grocery store, see how some of your favorite fruits and veggies measured up.
Did one of your favorites make the list? Don't worry, the EWG recommends purchasing organic or locally grown varieties, which can lower pesticide intake by 80% versus conventionally grown produce.

Celery
This stalky vegetable tops the dirty list. Research showed that a single celery stalk had 13 pesticides, while, on the whole, celery contained as many as 67 pesticides.
Chemicals fester on this vegetable as it has no protective skin and its stems cup inward, making it difficult to wash the entire surface of the stalk. It’s not easy to find locally grown celery, so if you like this crunchy veggie, go organic.
Peaches
Peaches are laced with 67 different chemicals, placing it second on the list of most contaminated fruits and vegetables. They have soft fuzzy skin, a delicate structure, and high susceptibility to most pests, causing them to sprayed more frequently.
Strawberries
This red, juicy fruit has a soft, seedy skin, allowing easier absorption of pesticides. Research showed that strawberries contained 53 pesticides. Try to buy strawberries at a local farmer’s market for a sweet dessert.
Apples
Apples are high-maintenance fruit, needing many pesticides to stave off mold, pests, and diseases. The EWG found 47 different kinds of pesticides on apples, and while produce washes can help remove some of the residue, they’re not 100% effective.
Blueberries (domestic)
These antioxidant-rich berries have a thin layer of skin that allows chemicals to more easily contaminate the fruit. Domestic blueberries were loaded with 13 pesticides on a single sample, according to the EWG. Imported blueberries also made the list at No. 14 for the dirtiest produce.
Sweet bell pepper
This crunchy, yet thin-skinned, vegetable is highly susceptible to pesticides. According to the EWG, sweet bell peppers showed traces of 63 types of pesticides. While some pesticides can be washed away, many still remain.
Spinach, kale, collard greens
These leafy green vegetables are on the list, with spinach loaded with 45 different kinds of pesticides and kale 57.
In 2006, Dole recalled bagged baby spinach after multiple E. coli illnesses associated with the vegetable made their way across the country.

Grapes (imported)
These tiny fruit have extremely thin skins, allowing for easy absorption of pesticides. And think twice before buying imported wine. The grapes that go into the wine could be coming from vineyards that use too many pesticides.
Potatoes
Have you ever indulged in a potato skin at your favorite restaurant? You might want to think twice before eating the skin. This spud was highly laced with pesticides—36, according to the EWG—that are needed to prevent pests and diseases.
Cherries
Cherries, like blueberries, strawberries, and peaches, have a thin coating of skin—often not enough to protect the fruit from harmful pesticides.
Research showed cherries grown in the U.S. had three times the amount of pesticides as imported cherries. Because cherries contain ellagic acid, an antioxidant that neutralizes carcinogens, it’s worthwhile to buy organic or seek imported ones.

Monday, February 28, 2011

~ I Told You So ~

by Tina~in_ut




I told you.....I told you.......I told you......now if you haven't seen it, GO!!!!!


King George VI triumphed and made his speech, and now, the film made the biggest speech of the night: "The King's Speech" was crowned Best Picture at the 2011 Oscars.

The World War II-set drama about friendship, trust and overcoming the odds beat out nine other films, including Golden Globe winner "The Social Network". It's the first time the Academy has awarded a film about British Royalty the top slot.

Colin Firth, who won for Best Actor, starred as King George VI, a stuttering King of England who must overcome his speech impediment to deliver a speech and inspire a downtrodden country as Nazi bombs rain down. Geoffrey Rush played his quirky speech therapist, Lionel Logue, while Helena Bonham Carter plays a young Queen Mum.

SSSSSCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM~

Colin Firth

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

~ So Stupid ~

by Tina~in_ut


I see this stupid commercial everywhere I look!  I can't stand it.  What were they thinking?  Makes me not want to clean!  Wait, I don't....that's what I had kids for~ lol~

Friday, February 25, 2011

The Top 15 Grocery Store Pick-Up Lines

by Shirley

  1. "I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!"
  2. "Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?"
  3. "May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?"
  4. "How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?"
  5. "What a coincidence! You've got butter in your cart, and I've got a copy of 'Last Tango in Paris' at home!"
  6. "How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?"
  7. "I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.'"
  8. "Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!"
  9. "You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.'"
  10. "What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!"
  11. "So how would you like to become a stock *man*?"
  12. "Pssst! My piggly is wiggly."
  13. "Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy."
  14. "Clean up in Aisle BVD!"
    and the Number 1 Grocery Store Pick-Up Line...
  15. "Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips."