Friday, July 21, 2017
THE STORY EVERY ONE IS AWAITING TO HEAR
A Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a cocktail. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irish Catholic then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."