by Dianne
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read a book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that quite obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I am reading!''Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up a ticket.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
