After putting on the gown that she gave me, I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .
When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
But can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .
Dang it Evelyn !!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT "!
.......sort of like a Pabst smear.