Saturday, May 14, 2016

Why Men Wear Earrings

by Dianne

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always had wondered how this trend got started.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

~ The Babymaker ~

Ed Houben is Europe’s most virile man. And after years of donating sperm the “normal” way (sterile room, cup, cash), he and some women looking to get pregnant for free began cutting out the middlemen and getting it done as nature prefers it (sex!). Today, Houben has over a hundred children—and Ed the Babymaker is in greater demand than ever. We imagine you have some questions.... Read the full story

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Saturday, April 2, 2016

Frozen Bike

by Dianne

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor. 

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter " asked the Trooper ? 
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. 
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out." 
"I can't," said the biker. 
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. 
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving. 
A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist. 
       It began: "On behalf of my daughter........