by Maureen
I was laying here in bed thinking about those silly surveys we all see. I was wondering who spends their time making them up...and why!!!!! So, I decided I am going to make my own and see where it leads!
Wanna play?
1. If you could only pick one food that you would have to have for every meal, forever, what would it be?
DUH....pork! The other white meat and oh so versatile!
2. If you won the lottery...the big one...would you quit your job?
HELL TO THE YEAH! I would march into my bosses cubicle and resign in person! Then I would fly first class to my previous employer, wave the ticket in their faces and tell them where to go! Since I would never need them for a reference again!
3. If you only had 15 minutes left of internet service, what would you do with it?
Send a shitload of those stupid forwards that tell you that you better forward it in 11 minutes or else! Then I would stop in at the nest and say toodles to everyone and leave my phone number!
4. What is your favorite joke of all time?
Why was the snowman so happy? He saw the snowblower coming!
5. American Idol (FOX), The Bachelor (ABC), Big Brother (CBS) Biggest Loser (NBC)are all on at the same time. You don’t have a recorder, tivo or dvr...what do you watch?
I would have to turn off the tv...read a book and then go on the nest and ask for spoilers!
6. If you could go back to any age, what age would you be?
I would be 7 again. No worries. Parents provided all the essentials for life. The biggest problem was what toy to play with at the moment. Both parents still alive and brother
was not an asshole yet! (P.S...he’s not an asshole anymore!)
7. What would you do if you wrote a blog and nobody commented on it?
I would steal all of Shirley’s water soakers, snow ball launchers and water balloons and then climb the ladder up to the top of the tree, wait until the next blog came out, and, BAM...soak y’all!!
I will be interested to read your answers to these all important, life altering questions ;)~
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