Important Womans Health Issue!!

by Maureen

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas .

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had..

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

After careful research, doctors have learned that red wine, Cosmo's and champagne may be interchangeable with the product, Margarita

Beach Blog!

A little slice of my life, the jersey shore,
its where my heart is,
its where I began,
family is around,
the boardwalk,
the beach,
the life,
so sweet..

Enjoy!

~ I Love Di ~

by Tina~in_ut

I've been very lucky to meet some pretty incredible people from this blog. From the very beginning, I knew Dianne was special. I got her sense of humor. She's quick, bright, and oh so funny. She took me to lunch up in the mountains and on our way home I filmed some video. She thought I was taking pictures. I really thought she knew what I was doing. At the very least, I thought she figured it out half way through. It took three weeks for her to finally agree to let me post this. Actually, I didn't convince her. Zona did.....so thank you Zona~ Now see if you can figure out when Di realizes I'm filming~......this is us just being silly~

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

by EBJ

Here is a classic video from Art Linkletter. He asks questions, and the kid's responses are priceless!



Can you share something that was from the mouth of a babe?

Potpourri

by Iteach

Writing blogs for the nest have always been fun for me, however for the first time ever I have writer's block. I have a lot of random thoughts, but I can't see to formulate a paragraph on any certain topic. My head keeps jumping from thought to thought like a pinball. So then I thought, why don't I write down all my thoughts and you can pick anyone of them to respond too. I think it is an easy way out, but it may be fun. Now, remember these are just thoughts and my head has been very busy lately. Here we go...........


-My grandpa has been on two dates in the past week. He is in his late eighties and my grandma just passed away in Jan. My mom and her sister are beside themselves. I wonder if I should buy him condoms for his birthday?


- Why do my cramps hurt more as I get older?

- Should I start buying organic food or is it all hype?

- Another factory is closing down in our town, will the economy ever turn around.

- I really need to get off the computer and clean.

- I think tomorrow I should start another diet.

- My neighbor keeps telling me to buy gold for an
investment. Is he right?


Okay, I could go on, but it is time to cook dinner. So feel free to respond to any of my random thoughts. Oh, and BTW what should I cook for dinner? :)

~ At Seventeen ~

Chosen by Tina~in_ut

This one's for you~

Oh The Joys of Summer!

by Shirley

I told you it was only a few days away and now it's here. Yeah! There's so much to do..let's have fun! What shall we do first? Maybe a walk in the woods. That's sure to result in either poison oak, poison ivy, lime disease or a run in with a skunk. There's nothing like a nice long cool bath in tomato juice to end a perfect summer day. Oh the joys of Summer!

I know, let have a picnic. I'll start cooking the chicken pieces, then I'll boil the eggs for sandwiches, devil eggs and salad. After that I'll make a chocolate cake, cookies and maybe some brownies (just regular ones...after all kids will be there). I'll have to pick up some ice for the cooler. I better pick up a cooler too. By the time we load everything in the car we should be off by suppertime tomorrow! Yeah a picnic! There's nothing like sitting on the ground, swatting blackflies, horseflies and any other flies that pass (and let's not leave out the wasps and bees) by on a hot sticky summer day eating potato salad and chicken that the ants have already feasted on. Oh the joys of Summer!

Lets talk about those nice hot, sticky, sweltering days of summer where just reading a book can make you sweat buckets. Sticking to the furniture is always fun too. Oh and we can't forget the second and third degree burns you get from your car seats. Then hubby comes home and wants you to turn the oven on and make him a five course meal. That results in hubby getting an unexpected swim in the pool, after which he decides take out is a much better idea. He's so thoughtful! Oh the joys of Summer!

We have been for a walk in the woods, had a picnic and watched hubby swim. I think it's time for the beach!! Lets load everything in the car (and I do mean everything!). Beach balls (which will blow away or get busted), towels, blanket, extra clothes, extra sandals, water toys (which will blow away or get busted), snacks and juice (we love feeding the ants!), lawn chairs, hats, sunscreen (waterproof for children and adults), swimsuits (shorts and a t-shirt for me thank you very much) and lets see...oh yeah, lots of screaming, energized kids. Those sweet loving kids will probably want to and will bring half the beach home with them and you will spend the day cleaning sand out of every corner of your car and house. Oh the joys of Summer! We do have Fall to look forward to! Have a nice Summer!!