Tuesday, October 9, 2012

~ Financial Planning ~

by Tina~in_ut

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


Lynn D said...

Morning glories!

lol Tina.

Dianne sending up prayers for you today.(((Hugs)))

Michael I am thinking about you too, a lot the last few days. Sending (((hugs)))

Tinka said...

Good Morning Lynn - Rushing off to therapy.

Dianne and Michael - I am adding my thoughts and prayers to Lynn's.

Tina - I will be back later to read the blog.

Zona said...

Good Morning!

I just got a call from DI's husband..she is out of surgery and in recovery. He said that the knee was bone on bone..OUCH!..and that the surgery went well. She should be in her room in about an hour and a half.

WooHoo!! :)

Zona said...

TINA: Thanks for the cute joke!

LYNN: You look absolutely gorgeous this morning!

TINKA: I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday!

MICHAEL and DI: I'm adding my prayers too..thinking lots about you both.

Jodi said...

TINA -Of course we r better at that!!!

ZONA - Thank u for the update on DIANNE :)

Waving a wing at LYNN & TINKA!!

MICHAEL - I think of u often. Sending good juju your way <3

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

I just got a text from DI..she says she's hurting and not sleeping much..but they are giving her pain meds. She wanted to thank you all for the thoughts and prayers. :)

Oh..and just before I was going to post this..she sent another text..I will quote..


DI: I hope they get you some better meds so you can get some rest! Swak!


Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Zona please let Dianne know I am thinking of her and hope she heals quickly.

Hi everybody!

Maureen said...

TINKA...happy thanksgiving!

ZONA...thanks for the update on DIANNE.



LYNN...lovely at 1st!

Adding my prayers for DIANNE and MICHAEL to LYNN'S and TINKA's and ZONA's.

Cute joke, too!!!

Just_Lin said...

LynnD You are cute as ever in first today.

Just_Lin said...

Tina That was cute! Of course us women think ahead. We are much better at math than we are given credit for LOL

Just_Lin said...

Tinka I hope you had a good therapy day!

Just_Lin said...

Zona Thank you so much for the Di update. I was confident she would get through the surgery like a champ. Will all these prayers and good wishes, how could she not?

Just_Lin said...

HOdy-HO It's about time we saw your pretty face back in here!

Just_Lin said...

Shirley You, too. We have missed your pretty bright face and sharp wit! I hope you will start visiting more regularly.

Just_Lin said...

MO You know I always love seeing your adorable face in the nest. Give my best to Sharon. You are so sweet to be helping her so much.

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Are you on good drugs yet? I used to have a cat named Ca-ca Kitty. I'm sorry your knee feels like ca-ca, though. This too will pass, right? At least you don't have to worry about the damn surgery any more. That's a plus, right? I will keep you in my prayers for a speedy recovery.

Just_Lin said...

Michael You are in my prayers, too. I hope your days are as good as possible and I am so sorry that you are going through this. I wish I could change it. Really, truly, wish I could.

Jodi said...

DIANNE - Hope the meds are working and you no longer feel like CACA!!! Checked on the curds yesterday. Will ship out on Thursday so they will b fresh!!!

Jodi said...

Waving a wing at SHIRLEY & MOHO!! I hope all is well in your world :) :)

Jodi said...

SLIN - Thank you!! Jake played his last football game, so I'm hoping that I can make more appearances here. At least until Wrestling season starts. OY!!!

Jodi said...

I best go hoist and rinse!! C u after work :)