Saturday, October 13, 2012

The Closet

by Sac Barb

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. 

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?'

Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: ' $1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.


Dianne/Denver said...

Funny Barb---I could use a laugh today as there is nothing to laugh about around here at all.

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Dianne you are beautiful at first!! So happy to see you posting.

The moral of the story? To many people in the closet.

Waving at everyone!

Just_Lin said...

Dianne!!! You look wonderful in first today! How are you feeling? All of this will pass and you will be home again in no time.

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb That was cute! Are you getting some sunshine in SD today?

Just_Lin said...

LynnD "Too many people in the closet" Very true. Waving bakc at ya. ASny plans for today? I think my big plan is to go gross-ry shopping.

Zona said...

BARB: I really liked that one..didn't see the punch line coming at all! Thanks for the laugh!

DI: Hellllooooo Gorgeous! You will be out of there and on your way home in no time! :)

LYNN: Any chance of that rain for sunshine trade going through? ;D

J/LIN:'s going back up into the 90's..97 by the end of the week..phooey..

I have a mound of laundry to do..I thought I was almost done yesterday..but it somehow grows overnight..hmmm..

Have a nice day everyone..SWAK!

Lynn D said...

Hi everyone!

J/L I had a painting class this morning and then I took some pants back to Kohls, then I hit target and broke down and bought two pairs of long yoga pants. I am so tired of feeling like my middle is being cut in half.

Then I went grocery shopping and I am resting this afternoon. Tomorrow. I am doing laundry and packing a bag and heading to Vancouver on Monday with Mr. Lynn D.

This week has sure been a weird one. I had very few plans and then it seems like everyday filled up and I can't keep up. lol

Zona I like the rain but I am missing the sunshine a bit already. :)

Dianne I hope you are feeling better.

Just_Lin said...

Zona We are back to sunny, blue skies today. I think it's about 65-66*. It's very nice and quite comfortable for me.

What's with that laundry, anyway? It seems to multiply when we are't looking. I have some I should do but I'm not. :) I haven't done too much today besides run a couple of errands, including getting a nail repaired. I just got my nails done yesterday and I had screwed one up already. :(

Thanks for "liking" my little vid of the dog. It was the first time I tried using the video function on my phone.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD I'm tired of my middle being cut in half, too. I guess I should get more serious about counting calories. I keep counting but I keep counting too high. LOL I gained 8 lbs while visiting my brother and have only gotten rid of 2 or 3 lbs of it. WTF? So easy to gain 8 lbs in one week and now it's been weeks since I've been home and I'm still not rid of it.