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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Bubba


by Dianne

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer, were sent for.
 
Darryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Darryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
 
The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
 
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
 
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
 
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
 
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
 
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
 
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'

10 comments:

Dianne/Denver said...

Hee hee, isn't this funny? Made me laugh out loud.

Snowed in today so a little grumpy.

Jodi said...

Good one DIANNE!!

Jodi said...

Raining and thunderstorms all day here. Just waiting for our staff meeting to start :)

Mary/MI said...

Too funny Dianne! I hope the snow goes away fast for you!
We are getting tons of rain here and supposed to keep it up all week! Kind of depressing after being in beautiful Palm Springs!
I had so much fun! I love visiting with Whabby & Jim. The gals were a ball! Mums the word on the party lol!! The food was great too!

Sunday Beverly and her BF Raymond took me to an aerial tram that took us up a mountain over 10,000 ft.. We ate at a restaurant up there and just mellowed out enjoying the awesome views! They were the last to leave except for me. I left the next morning.
The wind was horrible and made the flight bumpy.
Dianne picked me up at the airport. Poor thing, I had her hunting all over for me! I was waiting down in a different terminal while she was on top waiting where I should have been lol!! See if I ask strangers for directions again lol!!

I had a wonderful lunch with Dianne and Barbara Gordon. Had a cutie patootie take our pic, unfortunately he was shooting into the light and they didn't come out too good. I will post on FB anyway.
My trip home was horrible too! The winds,rain & lightening were not fun! It felt like we were on a roller coaster ride. It finally settled about a half hr before landing in Mich.

sacBarb said...

Hello Owls. We just got back from a taking a tour to the Grand Canyon. We got on the bus (and it was a short bus) at 7:20am and got back at 7:30pm. Long day but it was fun. The Grand Canyon is truly awesome and no picture can do it justice.

I haven't been posting during the day from out resort because for some reason my carrier (ATT) doesn't have a cell tower nearby.

Waving wildly to Dianne, Jodi, Mary, and Tina.

Dianne/Denver said...

Sounds like our travelers have been having a good trip.

Mary, it was great to see you after all this time since Chicago. It was absolutely no problem picking you up. It was lots of fun to catch up even if only for a short time.

Barb, glad you all enjoyed the Grand Canyon. That was a lot of hours to be gone. It is beautiful.

Jodi, our snowstorm didnt turn out quite as bad as predicted. I still was snowed in as the roads were really bad. It's actually still snowing off and on tonight. I'm not sure if were sending it to you or not.

Jodi said...

MARY - Sounds like you had a fun trip *even tho the flight home was a roller coaster*!! Loved the pics from PS and your stop in Denver ♥

Jodi said...

BARB - I've never been to the Grand Canyon, but I've heard it's stunning!! When are you going to see KATHY?

Jodi said...

DIANNE - Still thunderstorming here. Holy cow!! Glad it's not snow...*so far*!!

Jodi said...

10!!!