by Sac Barb
I
checked these out on Snoops and it's for real!
2. (FOR MEN ONLY) AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
19 comments:
Morning Glories!
I agree about the duct tape and WD40.
Dianne I am so happy you surgery went smoothly! Picturing you walking pain free very soon!
Waving at everyone, taking a glazer doughnut! Thanks Jodi!
LynnD Good morning! Looks like it's just you and I. Think we can eat all the donuts and no one will know? You're looking really cute today, by the way. It's gray out today, maybe rain coming? It feels like fall.
BARB: I think I better just forget about laxatives forevah..I've got asthma..js.. ;D
LYNN: Good Morning prettiest lady! :)
JODI: DP and Glazers..my favorites!! Thank you! :)
I sure hope you're feeling better! SWAK!
MARY: We probably won't get one drop of rain..that's why they're called weather guessers..lol..
DI: Thinking about you..I hope you have a better day today.
Cloudy here..nothing like what they were predicting..of course there's 13 or so hours to go before day is done..so we'll see!!
Have a good day everyone!
Speaking of fall......Yesterday, my son and I heard a loud noise in the back yard and looked out to see the top third of a tall rotted out tree truck in my neighbor's yard had fallen and landed in my yard. Since this is my "weird" neighbor, my son called the cops to have the incident documented. The neighbor says he will make arrangements to get it removed from my yard. Our dog, Ursula, goes over to it periodically and barks at it. She was in the yard when it came crashing down so I'm thankful it didn't land on her.
Good Morning J/LIN! You posted while I was proofreading..LOL! :D
J/LIN: Yikes! I'm glad Ursula wasn't hurt..that's scary!
Zona Hi! I see you flew in while I was typing! It's looking like it might rain here but, so far, nothing.
Did you all notice I checked all these out on SnOOps not Snopes? I have high blood pressure, but I don't think I'll try this tip.
It's actually raining in San Diego for the first time since April. Todd and I went to breakfast in LaJolla and ate outside and the rain started just as we finished. We walked along the path near the ocean til it started to rain harder. The seals were loving it.
Lynn, you are looking lovely today.
J/L, I thought you were going to say Ursula went to the tree and peed on it. :-)
Zona, smiles for your electric bill.
Dianne, still thinking 'bout you and praying for a speedy recovery. I hope they are giving you some good drugs.
Happy Thong Thursday everyone!
Barb, I have never seen these "remedies". I think I will just take one glazier a day and call it good lol!!
Thanks for the glazier Jodi!
Zona, I am glad they were wrong about the tornado! Your dust storms are bad enough!
Justlin,whew! No doggie damage, but I bet the tree left a big dent in your yard!
Lynn, looking mighty glorius today :)
Oh and Missy Jodi, thanks for staying on the upper branches, just pleas don't poop on me mk??
Missing Tinka, waving at you!
btw, you know you are getting old when you mistake "DP" for "depends!" LOL!!
I was wondering where you all were getting the donuts, but I finally found them in A-51. Thanks Jodi. Sorry you have the yuckies but I'm glad you're way up on that high branch. I don't need any new germs. :-)
SacBarb I forgot to thank you for the cute blog. I did notice you checked them out on Snoops! LOL
It sounds like you and your son had a nice morning and walk along the shoreline. I just looked out and see that my deck is very damp. I think it's just fog falling at this point.
Mary LOL @ DP standing for Depends!
Dianne If you're reading this, I'm waving a wing at you. Hope those meds are working for you.
Michael Thinking of you, too, and keeping you in my prayers.
Tina Yoo-hoo!
Good evening feathered friends!
I hope all are well or at the least feeling better.
I like these remedies!
I may not be back until Wednesday night. This weekend we have family coming from Dayton, so I will be over there. Sunday is the unveiling of Nicky's headstone.
(Jewish people wait at least 6 months before putting a headstone on a grave)
And I have to stay at Sharon's Sunday night so we can watch the RHONJ reunion show!!
And since we are spending Tuesday together, I will just go back there after work on Monday.
MO Sounds like a busy time for you. We will miss you.
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