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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

What Is Couple Sex?

by Dianne

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will
be ready in just a couple secs.

26 comments:

Just_Lin said...

First again? Wow! You peeps are really sleeping in these days. Is it the winter doldrums?

Just_Lin said...

Dianne Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Dianne/Denver said...

I'm here, I'm here. Went to lunch with Barbara Gordon. We try to go once a month but with all my knee junk it had been awhile. Soooo I was up early plus I had to call dr at 8 AM...yawn.

My daughter is not doing too well. She has lupus and has been really sick with a flare up since Christmas. She's been to two specialists in a week and they cane seem to make her comfortable. It's fortunate she works from home but still hard for her. I think I'll be going back to work for her part time next week. It will be good for both of us.

Well, you Hawaii gals....tomorrow is the big day and I'm very jealous. Have a wonderful trip. We have bail money so try and check in from time to time.

Jodi said...

DIANNE - Cute....couple sex, indeed!! Sending good juju for your daughter. I promise to check in, and to keep SLIN & MARY in line ;)

Jodi said...

SLIN - Are u ready for this?!!? Can't wait to see u and meet your daughter!

Jodi said...

Crappy drive to LOIS' house. Rained most of the way. At least the fog cleared somewhat when I hit Illinois!! Chilling for a bit before we head to her SIL's house. I'll check in when we get there.

Dianne/Denver said...

Ok....keep checking in.

Mary/MI said...

Jodi it is clear here but more crap coming from Chicago. Our temp is 55° and will drop like a rock when we leave. I am typing from my cell.kinda tricky lol! My dogster won't takea nap unless i sit with her, so here i am in the lazy boy when I should finish packing. Jim is at the casino.one last free day before i go lol!
Remember to check in Jodi!

Btw lol at todays big!!

Mary/MI said...

Todays "blog"

Just_Lin said...

Dianne I'm sorry to hear that your daughter isn't doing well. I sure hope things improve for her soon. Will keep her in my prayers.

Just_Lin said...

HOdi I've got the suitcase out and I have stuff spread out over half of my bed right now. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Mary My packing process will not finish until the morning so I'm kind of chillin' about it. I have my boarding pass in my hot little hand. I wonder why Jodi thinks you and I need to be kept in line. Hmm............

sacBarb said...

That blog reminded me of the joke Chad told when he was about seven years old. We were having a big family holiday gathering with grandparents, aunts, Uncles and various friends. My BIL was a great joke teller and was on a roll when Chad said, "Do you know how many fleas it takes to screw in a light bulb?" Of course someone said "no." Then Chad said, "Two, but I don't know how they got in there." We could hear a pin drop for a brief moment before everyone laughed and I ushered Chad out to play with the other kids. Seriously, I DON'T know where he heard that, but we have kidded him about it for years.

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

DI: Cute joke! A little TMI from Grandpa! :D

I'll be praying for your daughter. I've had a candle burning for her..I'll light another one.

JODI, MARY, J/LIN: Safe travels! Have a great time..not that I have to tell you that..I know it's a sure thing! :)

NCIS on tonight..gonna be a good one!

Have a good night everyone! :)

sacBarb said...

J/L, Jodi, Mary, I hope all you gals that are traveling tomorrow are all packed and ready to go. Have a great trip.

Dianne, looks like you are in charge of the bail money. We will all be ready if you run out. There will be quite a few people together in Hawaii. Who KNOWS what kind of trouble they can get into!

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Out of the mouths of babes, right? At least he didn't reveal anything about his parents' activites.

Just_Lin said...

Zona I hope you have a good night, too.

Jodi said...

Just got to LOIS' SIL's house.

Jodi said...

Waving a wing @ everyone. Typing this with one eye closed ..... Zzzzzzz

sacBarb said...

J/L, only because he didn't know anything about his parents at age 7.

sacBarb said...

Zona, NCIS on in 2 minutes here. Love that show.

Dianne/Denver said...

Well,I got a few things done around here actually. Feels kind of good. I still hav a lot of office Work and taxes to do...boring.

Just_Lin said...

I'm packed.

Jodi said...

SLIN - Good!!

Just_Lin said...

Going to bed now. Safe travels to all.

Jodi said...

Good morning HOoters!! Just checked us in online. Heading to the airport in 15 minutes!!