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Friday, July 10, 2009

"AIRLINE SAFETY T & A"

by DeeDee



Air New Zealand has hit on a novel way to make sure even the most jaded flyers keep their eyes glued on its flight safety briefing. Did you watch it? What they have come up with is pure genius! Because nobody ever really watches those things or pays attention….perhaps because we are so sure that nothing will go wrong with our flight.

Well if you didn’t watch the safety video you may want to when I tell you the Air New Zealand crew is nude……they are wearing body paint to look like their usual uniforms……

Although the chance of your ever needing this information is extremely unlikely….this makes it fun to watch…..in the behind the scenes video check out the bums on the two flight deck officers as they pass through the airport…..woof!!

And that muscle bound ramp worker in the yellow shirt!!?? He can work my ramp any day!!

79 comments:

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lmbo!!! DeeDee~ honey...if that guy doesn't work ur ramp...I want him working mine!!~ :D Congrats on breaking ur blog cherry~ :)~

MEK in AZ said...

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MEK in AZ said...

Happy Friday!!

Good morning...

Tina - congrats on first!!

Need to go read the blog..

Our little one graduates from puppy training today!!!
:-)

I hope everyone has an excellent day!!
:-)

Zona said...

Good Morning!

DEEDEE: Great videos..very, very clever. Thank you for the early morning laughs! Please write blogs for us more often! :D

TINA: Gratz on FIRST!

MEK: Tug is graduating!! Yay!

Have a great day everyone! :)

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WHABBY!

Well I am not surprised Tina got first when I saw the subject matter of the blog! LMAO

Dee Dee these are wonderful! Kudos to those airline employees! If I had a body like any of them I would jump at the chance to show it in all of it's painted glory!

We never see this kind of creativity in our commercials here. People would plotz and the Christian Right would chase them down with turpentine and matches.

Personally I would love to strip Mr. Yellow Shirt!

Very fun blog!

Ok off to do more paper work. Thought I was done. Guess that is what I get for thinking.

bonachichi said...

Hello to LynnD, Zona, MEK and Tina! What a cute blog, Tina!

My pureness didn't realize they were wearing only body paint. But it would have been fun to see one of the guys standing and facing front!!

bonachichi said...

DeeDee, I'm sorry! You're the genius behind the blog! I just naturally thought that because it involved nudity, Tina had something to do with it! Great job!

Tina~in_ut said...

LynnD~ lmbo!!! I was thinking...maybe I should make a commercial like that with my co-workers! They'd need more room in the aisle tho! :)~

Hi to Mek and Zona~

I'm going back to bed! This dang dog woke me up early on my day off! Two of my kids come home today and they are going to take over Tucker duty~ THANK GOD!!!!~

Tina~in_ut said...

ya brat Bonacci~

realy off to bed now~

DeeDee said...

good morning....lol at Lynn D....the christian right!!! how true....

and Tina! breaking my blog cherry!! Y I oughta......
Delta should so something like that with you guys...the ad campaign started with "nothing to hide" fares....and I don't know about you all but I would need more paint...ijs....plus you have a new fleet of 747-400's to use....

and Bonacci....they fellows were wearing g-strings.....

sacBarb said...

Happy Friday Owls.

Our internet was down all day yesterday and when it came back Chad was on the computer almost until I went to bed.

DeeDee, very interesting blog. Yes, we are altogether too uptight here in the U.S. Thanks for finding these videos for us.

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whabbear said...

OMG, I watched both videos! Brilliant! Thanks, Dee Dee!

MEK: British Open coming up... Tiger's chasing the greatest man to ever play his sport... but can he make up some Major ground on... Roger Federer? LOL!

whabbear said...

Thank=you, Lynn D! I'm now officially in my early 50s! Should I laugh... or cry?

whabbear said...

Barb: What's the latest on Chad?

sacBarb said...

Tina, congrats on #1. Maybe you should suggest this kind of commercial to your boss and coworkers. I'm sure they could use a laugh.

MEK, Yay for Tug and you, too. It's been a long haul to get to graduation. I'm not even going to mention your hole. oops, I just did.

Zona, Are you still doing laps?

Hi Lynn, You could take care of that paperwork really easily with a match! LOL

Bonacci, are you home now?

Happy belated birthday, Bear. I hope it was a good one.

Dianne, I read your comment on Chad's blog...never gonna happen! He is a Raiders fan too.

sacBarb said...

Hi Bear, Chad is doing well. His leg is still very swollen and the doc said (finally) that it may take up to 8 weeks because they harvested the vein for his heart from that leg. It was four weeks yesterday since the surgery, so we wait. Thanks for asking.

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters!!!!!!!!

Just thought I would check in to let you know I am still alive (*if you care). lol

Having so much fun that haven't even thought of being on the computer. We have been here since last friday- it has been between 78-81 every day and sunny. Golfing is great. We have spent lots of time with the grandbabies and had 2 overnights so far.

I am waterparked to death, but the kids love it.

We are about to head out to the resort we stayed at last year for a day of golf and dining and sitting by the dock of the bay for cocktails.

Happy Birthday Whabby!!!!!!!!!!

Talk to you all again soon- great blog video Dee Dee.

Hope everyone is well..

East Bay J said...

Hey hooters!

Great videos DeeDee! Never saw those before, but how brilliant!

Love those accents...

SacBarb, thanx for the update on Chad! Glad he's doing well.

Hope everyone has a nice day today!

bonachichi said...

SacBarb, I've been home for a bit now. Last trip was to a lake in S. Carolina, Joey's stomping grounds.

I was supposed to be in the AZ/NV area for the last week and a half, but couldn't make the trip because of a small mishap in S. Carolina.

My clients are taking advantage of summer in the U.S., so hopefully I'll at least be on the continent for a time.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Congrats on #1! I'm liking the ramp guy, too! Can we all share him?

SacBarb I hope Chad's leg improves soon. I know this has been a tough time for you both. (((HUGS)))

DeeDee Loved the vids this morning. Thank you for the morning smiles. I did pay close attention to the instructions, I'm just not sure that I was listening. If I ever did that, people would be thinking I really need to iron my outfit. LOL

scirish said...

DeeDee...What a fun blog!! I did pay more attention than I ever have....

Just Lin...Lmbo @ Ironing...Me too I'm afraid

Lani said...

DEE DEE - Thanks for the videos. They are very clever, as are you.

BARB - I am far behind on blogs, but SLIN pointed our CHAD'S blog. It is extremely touching and such a loving tribute to you. I hope he will soon be totally recovered. Again, even though I haven't blogged very much lately, all the OWLS are in the best wishes part of my heart.

Lani said...

SLIN fixed a great dinner last night and we put together a puzzle of Japanese fans. Unfortunately I knocked my soda over as we were sorting puzzle pieces and had to try and dry them off. Needless to say, the puzzle was a bit swollen.

Lani said...

EUNICE - I am certain any guy would love to work your ramp.

TUG - Congratulations on your graduation. If your class had a yearbook I am sure you would be best personality.

ZONA - Laps....as in dancing, or the pool?

Dianne/Denver said...

DEEDEE: I love the blog today. I think TINA should put the idea/video in the suggestion box at Delta and she might get a big bonus. I wonder what kind of salary the painter received and what kind of school or training do you get for that career?

Congratulations on your first blog and the start orf many to come--I hope.

Tina~in_ut said...

just got back from having my hair fixed~ i don't know why...but my hairdresser seems to think it's funny to put a line of gray in my hair that shows up after 2-3 weeks~ It's gone now~ I'm just waiting to pick up 2 of my lovely children from the airport~ I'm so glad to have 2 of my slaves back....this house is a mess~ :)~

Tina~in_ut said...

SacBarb~ so glad Chad is doing a tad better~ Add on the fact that you are there, he won't be sad....or mad~ :D

(that's all the -ad words i could think of!)

Bear~ glad you had a nice b-day~

Goldie~ so nice to see you~

Lani~ I think I would have just screamed if I had spilled my drink~ I always fear that when I'm scrapbooking~

EBJ~ love the accents too~

J/L~ you can have the ramp guy....I feel like sharing today~ :D ...actually...good luck with him once DeeDee is done with him~

Scirish~ when you were busy paying attention, did you find yourself moving your head back and forth trying to get just a little peek? :)~

Di~ I'm afraid they won't do something like that at my work....there isn't enough paint~ :)~

Tina~in_ut said...

Okay...i have to tell you this story. There is a beautiful young lady (27) that works at the salon I go to and she is newly divorced and mormon. Remember this...I live in Utah and most everyone is conservative Mormon (oxymoron!) She was at the mall a couple of days ago and she was walking out to her car and she knew that a woman and her young son were following her. When she got to her car, the woman approached her and asked where she got her hair done because it was gorgeous! (it really is and so is she..inside and out!) So she told the woman that she was a hairdresser and where she worked and gave her one of her cards. Well then the lady told her, "Don't take this the wrong way, but what are you doing tonight?" She wasn't doing anything and said so. So the woman asked, "Are you mormon?" and she answered yes....and THEN she asked, "Would you be interested in coming to a key party tonight? I know it's not for everyone, but we are all mormon and we just do it to spice up our marriages!" O-M-G!!! She was flabbergasted and told the woman that she wasn't married.....she didn't know what else to say cuz she's so sweet and didn't want to offend her!! (???...hello...offend her!) The woman said that was okay and to just bring a friend!!!! O-M-G!!!! We all laughed so hard...cuz this is so not her! I mean...if that's what ur into...go for it...but to walk up to a stranger on the street? I still can't believe it~

East Bay J said...

Hi Tina,

I've never heard of a key party, what is it?

Tina~in_ut said...

EBJ~ you go to someone's house and throw ur keys in a bowl.....and then the guys pick up a set of keys and that's who they get to "mess around with" that night~

Dianne/Denver said...

TINA: Don't be acting all shocked about the key party. I can tell by your "tone" that you were mad that your friend from work didn't call you to go with her.l Dang, no husband or kids home....the party could have been at your house...but maybe not since you aren't Mormon. I wonder if they would have let Catholics participate. You're not fooling me girlie!!

Hi GOLDIE: Hope you are having a really nice time and relaxing.

IBB: Where are you? I think the last I saw you were off to the pool...you aren't still there are you?

LANI: Aren't you glad you weren't at your house when you spilled your soda? J/k

TINA: Did you get your hair cut for our new pictures? I get mine cut and colored tomorrow..thank goodness. I had to put it off a week and I really don't like it.

DEEDEE; I just watched the second video and got a laugh out of what good sports the group was having that done. Would you do it? Actually, would any of you do it?

Well, I am getting MRD to take me out to dinner tonight as I am still frustrated with this computer so I need to show him how I can be sweet when I am not sitting in front of the MAC.

Just_Lin said...

Dianne To answer your question on if I would have my body painted and walk around. When I had the body for it, I wasn't bold enough. Now that I'm bold enough, I don't have the body for it. Bummer!

Tina~in_ut said...

shut up Di~ :)~ I think the next time we're together, you and I should have Mr D paint us and then make a vid for the blog~ what do you think? :D

lol J/L~

Zona said...

LANI: Regular ol' swimmin' laps..and then Mr Z came home! ;)

SACBARB: I was in the pool 2 hours yesterday and 2 1/2 today. I quit counting after I hit 30 laps..I don't know how many more I did. I like it a lot for the solitude, though at times I tend to think too much..but I also use the time to pray. I'm keeping Chad and you in those prayers..I hope his leg heals quickly. {{{hugs}}}

DEEDEE: Mr Z just watched the vids and loved them. I think I caught him leaning a little trying to get a better peek at the gals though! ;)

BEAR: Laugh...always...laugh.. :)

Waving HI to EBJ, MEK, TINA, J/LIN, GOLDIE, LYNND, BONACCI, DIANNE and SCIRISH!

Tina~in_ut said...

lmbo....yeah...you caught MrZ leaning all right!!~

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he's not home til monday~

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okay...you got 69 and I got 50...just so Shirley is clear on that~

DeeDee said...

hell I'd do it....it would just look like I have a waist length.. very inflated life preserver....otherwise I think I am probably at my "tightest".....you know....ever since I had my neck done.... each time I sit down I smile....

Tina~in_ut said...

lmbo!!!

Bebbilane said...

Congrats on first Tina

Good evening everyone!

I hope everyone is having a great Friday. :)

Dianne/Denver said...

TINA: I read your post to my husband about him paintin us for a blog. You are making him naughty. He said to ask you if you wanted to be sprayed or finger painted. What the hell, you have corrupted him.

Tina~in_ut said...

oh....definitely finger painted!!! or maybe a soft brush~ :)~

Okay...i just showed these to my daughter....took her a bit, but she got it! Then she asked, "They don't really look like that when they're flying, do they?" Oh dear Lord!! AND THEN...while she was watching the "making of" video....I realized that right next to it, a man was grabbing at a boob! I've never prayed so hard that she wouldn't notice!!!~

Lani said...

ZONA - I knew dancing had to enter the picture at some point.

DIANE - Enjoy your dinner. I had soda all over the table, my pants and the floor!

TINA - I had the same worry when I was making Georgina's scrapbook.

I hope everyone has an enjoyable weekend.