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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Ever Have One Of Those Days?

by Zona

Murphy's Law..anything that can go wrong..will go wrong. That's what it seemed like to me on Friday anyway. It all started when Mr. Z went out to turn on the pool motor. Electric bills can be huge here in the summer..so we save about $75 a month by turning the pool off during the day. When Mr. Z went out to flip that ol' switch, there was a whir...and then nothing. He tried again.."whir-stop"..then again.."whirwhir-stop"....nope..the motor had bitten the dust. We both just sighed. A rebuilt pool motor is about $150. A new one is $250. Either way, it's an expense we don't need after a summer of big power bills and having to repair the air conditioner twice. But whatcha gonna do? So off he went to get the motor at the pool store. While he was gone, my sister called. Could Mr Z come over and check out her circuit breakers because half of her house is without electricity. I said sure. As soon as he comes home I'd let him know. He walked in about fifteen minutes later. I told him about my sister and he grabbed the toolbox and headed right over there. He only got a few houses down the street...when ba-domp..ba-domp..ba-domp..he discovered that he had a flat tire. Actually two flat tires. On one the tread had separated from the tire completely, the other had a leak and would have to be replaced, but could still be driven on. He put the donut spare on and hobbled over to Walmart to get two new tires. An hour later he was at my sister's house. He checked all the breakers and noticed one was tripped and he couldn't untrip it. He removed it and headed out to the hardware store to get a new one. After going to three stores, he finally found the breaker he needed, came back and installed it, flipped the switch, and now everything works fine. What a day!! But in the end, instead of getting angry at the situation, we all looked at it this way: Mr Z thinks that the drive over the railroad tracks to the pool store was the last straw for tires that were just about ready to go and it was better that they went flat on our street than having them blow out on the freeway when he was on his way to work on Saturday morning. The faulty breaker could have caused a fire, so although it was inconvenient to have to run around looking for parts in 110 degree heat, at least the problem was corrected before something really bad happened. Maybe in this case Murphy's Law was a good thing. Sometimes these things happen for a reason, even if at the time it's all a great big fat frickin' pain in the ass!!

132 comments:

Lynn D said...

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Lynn D said...

Holy Crow! I did it!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Neener Neener Neener I got first!

Sorry could not resist.

Zona the other part of Murphy's law is that all major appliance break down within weeks of each other.

I have never understood this mystery but it is true. Once you replace one item it is like the others say oh to hell with it and let go.

I am so glad that Mr. Z was on your street when those tires went! He had an Angel that day because he is right on the freeway it could have been a dangerous disaster.

DeeDee said...

BAM!! 4

DeeDee said...

Good Morning!!!!

Hi Z and Lynn D!

I think we have all had those days......I hope all who read that are not jinxed for today.....

Omg! I just thought of the Bay Bridge!

I hope you don't end up with THAT karma Zona!!

DeeDee said...

I can't resist sharing this...cracked me up.....

from Betty Bowers on Facebook: **I am America's Best Christian. You'd all be in my prayers -- if only I had that kind of time!**

Fight Obama's Attempts to Brainwash our Precious School Children -- By Doing it First!

http://www.bettybowers.com/bettyschool.jpg

Tina~in_ut said...

Zona~ For us it's been our cars~ one after the other....what fun~ i don't like handing someone $1000 at a time....ugh~

LynnD~ congrats on first~

Good Morning DeeDoo~

Lynn D said...

Oh Crap the Devil is in me! So those fact finding missions were really selling my soul to the Devil?

Lynn D said...

Morning DeeDee and Tina! Waving at all of the other Owls!

I am off to start my day and exorcize my free will. Might be back later it just depends on how it goes.

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters!!

Congrats on 1st lynn

Zona, my theory on Murphy's law is that it always applies to me. If there is a hole in the ground, I'll find it and twist my ankle. :)

Hope everyone has a good day- I am milking mine for all its worth!

night.owls.sb said...

Congrats on 1 Lynn..

Goldie..

Happy, Happy Birthday, Many Smiles to you

Zona..

TY! ;O)

night.owls.sb said...

I have to run, I will be back later..

Tina~in_ut said...

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y

G O L D I E!!~ :D

Mary/MI said...

Good morning!
LynnD, Congrats on 1-3!

Zona, I bet Diane feels your "pain" (sorry Diane). She is the first one to pop into my mind when I read your blog. I sure hope her karma is back "in line", or what ever the hell is supposed to be in-line with her teeth lol!
I certainly have had "those" days. I try to roll with the punches. My biggest peeve is the light bulbs. There is definitely a conspiracy!

Waving at DeeDee,Tina & Goldie~~

I have to return a set of keys I accidentally "lifted" on Sunday. I picked up 4 pans of enchiladas from a Mex.restaurant that recently opened up near me. I paid and grabbed the keys on the counter and headed to my Family reunion. When I arrived I noticed the extra set of keys, they were not mine, or Mr Marys! I tried to call, but there was no service at the park we were in. I called yesterday to let them know how bad I felt... well he had no idea they were missing or whose they were.I have a feeling someone there had spare keys and didn't notice them gone. I will find out soon!
I felt guilty all week end for nothing lol!!

bbl

Mary/MI said...

Goldie, honey !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Tinkatia said...

Good Morning Lynn - Congrats on being first.

Tinkatia said...

Happy Birthday Goldie. Have a wonderful day.

Tinkatia said...

Good Morning, Good Morning Zona-My-Baby, great blog today, Dee Dee, Tina, goldie, Carol, and Mary. I will caught up on the blogs and comments I missed while I was away.

Tinkatia said...

I should never march with my Macbook. It is now so slow in loading since I started Farmtown.

Tinkatia said...

Zona - I am fascinated by Murphy's law. I wonder how it can happy so often.

What a day you had. We had a week like that last week too with one thing after another including a brand new truck breaking down. The whole family was exhausted by the end of the week.

One thing I can't figure out is how the weather gets involved in Murphy's law. We have had many lovely warm nights sitting out on our deck until really late. It's pretty there with the flowers and coloured lights. That has never happened if I have company. Every summer party I had in the last few years it was windy and cool. Everyone was in the house.

We had four days of rain this summer. After weeks of sun we had the Luminaire festival here where people spend weeks making lovely things from paper. Everyone walks through the park with candles and admires all the creations. This year at 7:00 that evening the sky grew black and it poured ruining everything. The next day was hot and sunny.

We had warm sunshine after that until Saturday when our big Saanichton Fair opened. It poured for three days ruining it completely. Today, the first day of school and it is warm and sunny again. I just don't get it.

Great blog Sweetie.

Tinkatia said...

Have a great day everyone. It is a big birthday week in our house this week and next so I will be on a break. I will be thinking of all of you.

bonachichi said...

Good Morning Hooters, and it's so nice to be back! I am home with normal computers and people. The limited number of machines we had with us were commandeered for FB games. One of you (you know who you are) sparked a flame that has everyone in my world going apey over that game!

Zona, I think Murphy likes you. He's not so kind to the rest of us, I suspect. I'm happy nobody was hurt and everything was caught in time.

Tina, your Obama post is the only other one I've read so far. I think it's okay for a political figure to speak to our kids about staying in school or being physically fit (Arnold S. is a good role model for that), but I agree. Politics don't belong in the classroom.

I'll be beack later to catch up. Whab, I'm looking forward to reading your blogs, both last week and this week!

Jodi said...

LYNN D - Congrats on first!!!

ZONA - Great blog, and I'm glad that the tires blew on your street and not the highway!!!

GOLDIE - HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY!!! Are you still coming to Oregon today?

Waving a wing @ DEE DEE, TINA, CAROL, MARY, and TINKA!!!

Jodi said...

BONACHICHI.....waving a toothy grin @ you, too!!!

Birdee said...

Congrat's on 1st Lynn!!!!
I would have tried for 1st, 'cept that smackdown Tina gave me yesterday wore me out. LOL

Zona, sorry about so many thing's going wrong, but glad Mr. Z is there to fix thing's. ;o)

My favorite is, thing's breaking down as soon as that dang warranty expires.

Tink, I hope you're feeling a little better.

Goldie!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!♥

Hi Mary, Carol, Jodi, Bonachichi, DeeDee and......Tina! ;o)

It's overcast and rainy here today, kinda feel like a nap is needed.

Hope you all have a good day!!
xoxox

bonachichi said...

Well, I made it through yesterday's comments. WHAT were you guys taking, and where can I get some?? You're all nuckin' futz!

scirish said...

Good Morning Everyone!..er.. Afternoon

I'm gonna be outta wack all day today. I didn't sleep much last night, but I sure made up for it this morning!!

Zona...If I had had Mr Z's day, a large cocktail woulda been in order!!

When Murphy comes to visit here, it always seems to involve the spending of a chunk of dollars. I think my Jeep has had him as a passenger all summer!

Happy Birthday Goldie!!!

bonachichi said...

DeeDee, I just noticed your pic. Did you get a new dress you wanted to show off?

whabbear said...

LOL@Bonacci!

Zona and Tink: I have the same reaction, but to tennis matches! EVERY TIME I want a match to end quickly, whether it's one I'm involved with on the tennis court or just watching it on TV, it always seems to go the distance and take forever!

Murphy is a scamp!

Just_Lin said...

LynnD Congrats on first! Did you trap Birdee in a birdcage or something?

DeeDee Love your new dress. Are those bars on your window? LOL

Tina Love your spiffy new look.

Goldie HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a great day!

Carol Hope your phone is ringing off the hook today.

Mary Good morning, you little kleptomaniac, you. ;)

Tinka Congrats on 25! Hope the weather is great for celebrating the family birthdays.

Bonach Welcome back!

Hodi I'm happy to see you here today! Smiles to you. :)

Birdee Please stay on the opposite side of the nest from Tina. We're still picking up feathers after yesterday's trouble. LOL

scirish So happy to see you today. (((HUGS)))

Bear Good morning! You're enjoying this beautiful day.

Zona Great blog today! It is true that it was really blessings in disguise that everything happened the way it did. And kudos to Mr. Z for handling each situation as it came up.

Just_Lin said...

Bear That should have been "I hope you're enjoying this beautiful day". That post was way too long to delete and start over.

Just_Lin said...

Certain parties are calling yesterday's speech by our President, "leftist indoctrination". WTC? Did anybody else get that impression?

Just_Lin said...

Shirley Where are you? Mark that down in the record book, please.

DeeDee said...

Well I thought no one would ever notice! Why yes its new!

those are bars on the window...but thats where I got the dress...."Lupitas Second Time Around Boutique"....

Her store is in a basement under the Varisco Building in downtown Bryan. She keeps the overhead low so she can pass the savings on to her clients!

My dress was made by a designer in Mexico named Hecho....love his stuff! I have several of his creations.....I wore a couple of them on the Queen Mary and you should have seen the looks I got!

I have always been a bit of a trendsetter with my eye for couture.....no brag...just fact....

bonachichi said...

DeeDee; Who does your hair?

bonachichi said...

Just_Lin; Yesterday's speech? You mean the school one? I wanted to hate it. Really really wanted to. But I couldn't find a good reason. Maybe I missed something. Anyone want to educate me?

Just_Lin said...

Bonach Yes, I meant that speech. I was thinking "yesterday" because LynnD posted it in the comments on yesterday's blog.

goldie said...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
I have been celebrating for the better part of 4 days now (Mr. Goldie spoiled me). Flowers all over the place from friends and family and I don't care what anyone says- this 50 business isn't so bad!! LOL

JODI- I will be there. Leaving here at 4:30 so should be there by 5:00 (if the beltline isn't nuts and I don't get lost!)

Just_Lin said...

DeeDee Gee, I've seen a lot of those Hecho en Mexico labels. He sure makes a lot of stuff. LOL

Tina~in_ut said...

DeeDee~ I try really hard not to laugh at what you write.....but once again....you got me! Hecho, huh? ur a freaking idiot!!!! lmbo!!!!

...can I answer the question about who does ur hair? :D

and omg! I didn't know Lupita had a side business~ Are you a silent partner?

Tina~in_ut said...

Bonachichi~ There wasn't anything wrong with the speech....the President actually reminds me of this priest I know~

bonachichi said...

Well, folks... nobody would like to see Obama screw up more than me. I just didn't see a problem with it. Regardless of my opinion, he's well-liked and hip. Kids might listen to him. Maybe it's just the media trying to stir up crap to boost ratings. Which incidentally, is why I do not watch news.

Tina~in_ut said...

bonachichi~ bet me! :)~

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J/L~ Hecho is a very busy guy~

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bonachichi said...

Sorry about being all over the place topic-wise, guys. I'm trying to catch up.

Whab, I've read your blogs. First, I don't think it's fair that George is naked inside Shirley. We should all get a turn.

Second, I'm trying to stay ahead. Will we remain in the safe folds of the Newtonian world? Will we be learning about reflection and refraction? Or will Relativity be making a grand entrance with the fact that Shirley's moving at the speed of sound whilst George is flashing us in essence, at the speed of light?

Are we doing real geometry, which I have the feeling would involve triangulation?

My brain hurts because I made the assinine decision to kick caffeine. I might just fall off the wagon now, though.

bonachichi said...

Scuse me, TinaHo. I forgot. You are not a big Obama fan either, but you show great respect for the office itself. I would still fight you for George, though.

Tina~in_ut said...

you'd lose, babe~ :D

whabbear said...

Bon: Yes, we will be doing real geometry starting tomorrow! And LOL at George flashing us at the speed of light... because that is exactly what he's doing! :)

goldie said...

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bonachichi said...

Tina, you could have had a stellar career a la Joan Rivers! I think DeeDee IS Joan Rivers!

Whab, I broke down and drank some Dew, so the brain doesn't hurt so much. Geometry? I don't trust you. You're going to spring some of that Einstein crap on us and we'll all be walking around with our jaws hanging open.

Tina~in_ut said...

my jaw hangs open....but that's for George~

Zona said...

Hi Everyone!

LYNND: Congrats on FIRST! Another thing that always seems to happen is that when you replace a part in something like..an a/c unit..it never fails that within a couple weeks another part fails..and on and on..

DEEDEE: I hope not..

TINA: Cars are the worst..and since everything is computerized..they are just way too complicated to fix on your own anymore.

MARY: LOL @ the lightbulb conspiracy..it happens here too! And you're right..Dianne sure has had a bad time of it with her teeth..I hope this time the fix works. I hate to see anyone hurting at all, let alone for so long.

TINKA: In a city that hardly ever gets any rain..there's always a storm on the first day of the State Fair..always..

BONACHICHI: I think you're right..it was a wild day..but everything worked out ok..

JODI: I'm thinkin', like LYNN said..there were a couple of angels on Mr Z's shoulder that day.. :D

BIRDEE: We used to always buy the extended warranty..not anymore..everything would work fine until it ran out..then BAM..like clockwork, the dang thing would break..

SCIRISH: Mr Z certainly earned a drink..didn't he?

BEAR: ..and he knows it... ;)

J/LIN: He's great under pressure..I freak out..he stays calm..then we reverse.. ;)

Zona said...

GOLDIE: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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CAROL: :D

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JODI: I looked..there WAS a pigeon on the line!! :D

Mary/MI said...

Justlin, I loved you recap!!

I took the keys back. I am really going to love the new restaurant owners! They were so sweet! They have a great sense of humor. Evidently she had a 2nd set of keys and never missed the set I took. Good thing I am honest, or I could have used the keys too get in her restaurant and make a batch of tacos and run like hell! lol!!!

Lynn D said...

Afternoon everyone!

Had my roots touched up and my upper lip waxed! Wohooo I am all set for Friday.

Goldie I am wishing you the HAPPIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I ran out and got Ritchies first Birthday present today. It goes in the mail tomorrow. He will be one year old on Friday. (sigh) time passes to quickly.

Lynn D said...

Hey Mary if you are going to steal go for a variety, Tacos, Burritos, Chimichanga's the whole Enchilada!

DeeDee said...

Bonachichi....

you aren't going to believe this but I do my own hair!! I Knowwwww!!

I do the color and the perm about twice annually......I also do the cutting and styling!

People have always said that I have a natural ability with fixing hair...and I guess its true...

I used to fix mama's hair and she was Pentecostal and people would just stare at it and say they just couldn't believe that womans hair!!

But I can't take all the credit.....White Rain spraynet and VO5 Hairdressing Cream and bobby pins have helped....

Did I tell yall that my uncle invented the balls on bobby pins?

DeeDee said...

lol at Mary "making a batch of tacos" and running like hell!!!!

So cute!! And funny!!

I could direct a sitcom from right here at the nest! With complete unknowns....and I have a feeling it would be a 10 year running hit!!!

bonachichi said...

DeeDee; The balls on bobby pins? And you perm your own hair? Is there anything you can't or don't do?

I set my hair on fire regularly with the blowdryer. I'd probably blow up the house if I tried anything with chemicals.

Tina~in_ut said...

woman! ur on crack! you don't even brush ur own hair! Brusher does it!!!!

Tina~in_ut said...

hey....dad had catarack/catarac/catarak (sp?) surgery today! Doc said everything went well and we'll "see" tomorrow~ :D

Dianne/Denver said...

ZONA, great blog and how I hate those days/weeks. I am glad that MrZ and your sister are safe. You are lucky that your husband knows how to fix so many things. We had a couple of weeks like that this summer too and my electric bill is huge because remember...I keep our a/c temp so that it is "cold enough to freeze meat in" says my husband.

MARY AND ZONA: Thanks for thinking about me with my two friggin' teeth. How is my most recent root canal that has been put in, taken out and put back in again, you ask? Not great...he called me last week and said if it kept hurting by Thursday to come in and it did but I am just going to see if it goes away. It isn't all the time but a person knows when it isn't right and it isn't!! Oh well....

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY, GOLDIE. Enjoy your dinner tonight and maybe you can stretch the celebration out a few more days. Hey, you don't turn 50 every day.

BTW, good evening to all the owls,....LYNND, TINA, BIRDIE, GOLDIE, CAROL, ZONA, DEEDEE, SHIRLEY,BONOCHICHI,TINK, JODI, BEAR,JUSTLIN, SCIRISH, AND MARY. I think I found everyone that was here today.

Oh my DEEDEE, I just looked close up at your new picture. Is that your hair on the sides of your face or (I hate to ask) is it a beard? Hey, who am I to judge...it's lovely regardless what it is...but is it really a beard?

TINA; I'm glad your dad did well today and hope tomorrow is better for him. Now I have a question for you too....why do you insist on wearing such a dark red lipstick all the time? I just don't think it is always becoming to you. j/s

MARY: If you kept the keys, why would you break in and MAKE a batch of tacos? You can make those at home the point is maybe they would have some yummy food frozen you could steal. You need to get your priorities straight when breaking in a place!

Just_Lin said...

Bonach Pres. Obama has said himself, that he is bound to screw up, on occasion. He is human, after all, and not perfect. I would just think we'd all hope he'd screw up as little as possible....ijs

Dianne It is so good to see you here today. I'm very sorry that you are still having such trouble with the darn root canal. I'm having dental trauma now, too. Call me tonight if you feel like it and we can talk teeth. :D

Just_Lin said...

Tina That would be "cataract" and I'm glad your dad is doing well.

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Dianne Btw, LOL @ DeeDee's "beard".

Dianne/Denver said...

JUSTLIN: Look at the picture of DEEDEE closely and tell me (just between us) doesn't it look like kind of a shaggy beard? I'm not crazy about it on her but maybe it will keep her warmer in the winter. Hmmm, just thinking, it really doesn't get all that cold where she lives, does it?

Dianne/Denver said...

Just re-read the Blog guidelines and I am refreshing my memory that we don't judge each other...so, DEEDEE...if you want a beard...as I said earlier, it's lovely.

DeeDee said...

Bonachichi.....

well...I did my own cataract surgery.....but I only had to do one eye.....

DIANNE!!!...Dianne....no...I am way to feminine and petite for a beard...that is my long luxurious hair.....its the end of my first Perm this 12 month period!

Here I am thinking I am all dressed up in my Hecho creation and you start this beard stuff.....I know you don't mean any harm....and now that your mouth is well I can hook you up with some "eye work" so you may see better.....mkay?? The recovery on my cataract surgery is longer but I do it right here at the house and you are welcome to stay until you stop screaming "MY EYES!! MY EYES!!"

night.owls.sb said...

Yikes.. Dee, what the heck? did not read the comments yet, so not sure who the pic is.. but double Yikes..

night.owls.sb said...

Oh.. so its the dress, I was looking at the face.. well then, Pretty dress..

night.owls.sb said...

Tinka..

Enjoy your birthday parties..

night.owls.sb said...

Zona...

You had some day, by days end I would have curled up in a ball in a fetal position praying for tomorrow to come.. Glad all worked out tho, it seems with some patience and perseverance all turns around..

I always say when it rains it pours, and btw, why is it called Murphys Law?

night.owls.sb said...

Bonacci..

I fried my hair once to.. thank
goodness it was in the back, so I could not see it daily, only other ppl saw it.. lol

night.owls.sb said...

Bonacci...

Forgot to say.. Welcome back..

night.owls.sb said...

Mary..

How funny, picking up someone else's keys, I would have felt bad to. All tho if you had a address you can be a thief, that would be fun.. :O)

night.owls.sb said...

Dianne..

Always good to see ya, sorry you are still have trouble with your teeth, that surly must be a pain in the ass.. I hate the dentist, and I know Just_Lin agrees.. They scare the crap out of me..

night.owls.sb said...

Birdee...

No napping for you, you have to fly south.. :O)

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

Glad dad is ok.. LOL on the spelling..

night.owls.sb said...

My dad called me the other day on his cell phone to tell me his cell phone was not working.. HUH???????

Welcome to my world..

bonachichi said...

Just_Lin, I offer apologies for offending anyone regarding Obama. It was simply an opinion and probably that of a political simpleton. Let's just say that as a U.S. Citizen, I have the right to be stupid and let the world know it.

night.owls.sb said...

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iteach said...

Hello!!! Zona, I have had plenty of those days. lol

I so love how you and the Mr. looked at it at the end of the day. :)

iteach said...

Matthew (4) went to his first dance class today and loved it to pieces. He followed directions and totally loved dancing.

Just about every single Mother said to me- "Oh, how cute, he is dancing. I wish I had my son do that, but my husband said no way! He would never allow our son to dance."

I wish I could imitate their voice for you. It was so fake.

I am so glad that hubby came to show his support.

bonachichi said...

Thank you to everyone who has welcomed me back so nicely. It was a flippin' nightmare of a trip.

Tina, I hope Dad's okay. Diane, I admire your courage about your tooth. I'd have given up and had the sucker yanked.

bonachichi said...

DeeDee, can you part the Red Sea, too?

Maureen said...

ZONA...Loved the blog...and my day wasn't jinxed! I'm glad you allowed it to be published!! That stupid pool heater probably saved Mr.Z's and your life.

I guess the moral of the story is that everything truly happens for a reason...even if we never really discover what that reason is.

bonachichi said...

Carol, my dad's an engineer and he despises cell phones. And the internet, wifi, GPS and remote controlled devices. He always says the same thing: "What a piss-poor design!"

Jennifer, kudos to your family for supporting the little man with his dancing. He will reap the rewards when he is older.

Maureen said...

TINA...glad dad is doing well after his surgery.

DIANNE...I'm sorry you are still suffering so with that fricking root canal. Shit, with that much canal, you can probably get your own gondola and suave gondolier!

MARY...that was funny!!

DEE DEE...can you do a kidney transplant in your home, too?

JENNIFER...how fun for Matthew!

CAROL...that's funny about your dad's phone!! Did you get any good books yesterday?

Maureen said...

TINA...are you sure dad didn't have cataCRACK surgery? ija!

whabbear said...

Jennifer: Loved it! Good for your son, too!

Dianne: Thanks for the shout-out! Take that canal and make a Venice out of it!

DeeDee: If you want a beard... may I suggest Eva Gabor?

DeeDee said...

lol at Whabbear Eva Gabor....MG

Maureen...

I have never done a kidney transplant but the night before I could stay at a Holiday Inn Express....

Maureen said...

DEE DEE...good to know! BTW, I don't think it looks like you have a beard. Looks like a couple of merkins slapped on! bwahahaha

Just_Lin said...

Bear LMAO @ Eva Gabor!

Dianne Shhhhhh!!! I think it's a mane.

Jennifer Kudos to Matthew and all of you. He will learn balance, coordination, confidence, and all other manner of good stuff. :)

Maureen said...

I musta put my dunce cap on early. I don't get the Eva Gabor reference

scirish said...

ZONA!!!!! It's all your fault!!!!! I am NEVER reading anything about Murphy's Law!

Let me tell you what happened right after I read the blog. You all may possibly know from the time we explained our screen names, that I tend to be "frugal". A couple of years ago, I had Bathfitters put in a new tub and surround. It's beautiful and made of acrylic, so the Bathfitter people recommended a daily shower cleaner. They were about $2.99 for a bottle that lasted a month, so no big deal. Then the bottles got smaller and the price went to 5.99. Sooooo, I was rather proud of myself for scoffing a fairly large size bottle for 2.99 at a discount store. I got out of the shower today, wrapped myself in toweling and sprayed the shower with great money saving glee, (yes, I know it was only three dollars...but did you know 9 out of 10 millionaires cashed a 10 cent check? Donald Trump was the only exception) then I read the label. "Not for use on acrylic." Still clad in toweling, I disengaged the shower head and started frantically spraying. The spray was not quite forceful enough, so I changed it from " pleasing rainforest" to "fucking fire hydrant." NEVER do this when you have the sprayer facing you so you can see how the little lever works!!! My face is now exfoliated as well as hydrated, the bathroom walls, ceiling and floors are super clean and the dog (who ran in to save me as I was screaming swear words that I have never to my knowlege used before) has now taken his first shower.

Suffice it to say, the day went downhill from there.

btw, thanks for the shout outs...lyg!!

Bonachichi???? I just got confident with the other spelling....Now I have visions of "Charo"

bonachichi said...

Scrish, you can thank Tina for that. She changed my name. Don't worry about the spelling; I know what you mean.

bonachichi said...

OMG Scrish!! I just read all of your post! Cleansing Rainforest to F-ing Fire Hydrant!! I'd have risked being a fly on the wall for that!

Just_Lin said...

Scirish Sorry, but........ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

night.owls.sb said...

Scirish..

LOL.. OMG.. you just cracked me up!

Glad you are ok, tho, I was afraid you were going tell us you had a slip..

night.owls.sb said...

Scirish...

I am still laughing.. sorry!

The dog ran in to save you.. LOL..

LOL

Tina~in_ut said...

oh shit scrirsh! fuck me running! that was hilarious~ lmbo!!!~

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach..

Kudos, Kudos, Kudos, he will certainly do great with the love and support of his parents.. so kewl..

♥♥♥

night.owls.sb said...

LMAO..

"Fucking fire hydrant" LOL LOL

night.owls.sb said...

Mo..

My dunce cap has been on since 8p, cause I got a early preview of Wednesday's with Whabby!

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Mo..

I never made it to the book store, did you get my e-mail?

night.owls.sb said...

Well, I am off to bed..

c u all tomorrow for Whabby Wednesday, get the #2's ready..

:O)

iteach said...

Oh, and one more thingy.

My second grade class watched the President today and I know most of them got it.

BECAUSE as soon as he was finished on of my little girls said "My mom is always telling me to stay in school too. She had me when she was 15 and did not finsih high school. She wants to go back to get her GED."

Then Elijah said " Yup, my mom had me in high school too and she quit to take care of me. She wants me to finish high school too."

iteach said...

Sadly, exactly 1/2 of my class has a mom under the age of 24.

Mary/MI said...

Dia & Carol, I will bring you with me on my next heist lol!!

Jennifer, I love a guy that can dance! He will be super popular with the girls someday!

Diane,I just don't get why you are still hurting! Are you sure your not seeing a Gynecologist, and he has mistaken your mouth for your
va -ja??? ijs

Scirish, I would have given 2 weeks of Tina's salary to have that on video!!! Thanks for the hysterical laugh!!

whabbear said...

OMG, Scrishy! LOL at your story!!!

Zona's contagious today....

bonachichi said...

DeeDee will make Scrishy's Great Shower Tragedy her pilot episode of her sitcom!

Just_Lin said...

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Just_Lin said...

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Just_Lin said...

150 Sweet dreams, HOoters!