by Dianne
The
family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma
couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to
communicate.
After
a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right,
so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed
pillows on her right side. A short time later, she started leaning off
to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
left side. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members
again grabbed her and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold
her up.
A
nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma,
you're looking good! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her
little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew: ' Bastards won't
let me fart.'
8 comments:
Good morning very one on my own blog. I'm not landing right now. Lol. My hair is sticking out, haven't brushed my teeth and am actually back in bed. I have to get up shortly for my work day.
Hope everyone has a good day.
Dianne Congrats on being the prettiest today except for your hair. Thanks for the blog, today. My hair is sticking out but I have brushed my teeth so maybe I'm almost as pretty as you.
Dianne & J/L, You are both pretty today, hair notwithstanding.
Thanks for the blog Dianne. This reminded me of my old Italian Father. His social graces were sore lacking.
Went to my pt job at my daughters. Ended up going to dinner with my granddaughters ...just the three of us...perfect!!!
Yikes....only four comments today. People must not like "leaning" jokes
Dianne Maybe it smells in here. ;)
JL, it might. Those "fluffys" are not always roses
Sweet dreams, HOoters!
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