Friday, March 22, 2013

A Blonde City Girl

by Dianne

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.  One morning,
on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail
into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.  Please
show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.  After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.  “I came to
inseminate the cow,” he said. Amy takes him down to the barn. They
walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him,
"This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell
me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is
the right cow to be bred?"  "That's simple." she said. "By the nail
that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the
nail for?"  The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her

“I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.


Just_Lin said...

Dianne OK, that's a visual I didn't need to start my day. LOL

sacBarb said...

Dianne, Very funny, but I agree with J/L. Not a visual I care to have any time of day.

J/L, I'm thinking about what I want to take PS/Sedona and the more I think about it, the bigger my suitcase need becomes. I need to keep reminding myself that I am the one that is going to be schlepping my suitcase so I can pare down to only what I really NEED!.

Mary/MI said...

I am traveling with carry on since I will only be gone 3 nights.
I hope I remember my undies to hang on a nail if need be bwah ha ha!!
No bull(pun intended). I crack myself up!

I have to get my toes done and my roots covered before I leave Mich.

I have been busy getting my Karaoke equipment around for tomorrow night.
We are doing the VFW.


Just_Lin said...

SacBarb I still feel I will need something bigger than a carry-on, though.

Just_Lin said...

Mary I got my nails done today. They were in dire need.

Mary/MI said...

Barb, I am not the best packer, so who knows what I will show up with lol!

Justlin,I "trimme" mine back since Hawaii, now I need them made purdy lol!

I just hope we don't get a "cold snap" in PS!!

sacBarb said...

Mary, I don't think we have to worry about a cold snap in PS.

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi....terrible to drive in snow storm tonight. More to this story tomorrow

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