A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'.
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,
Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ). So that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for
her, one-day Yam came home
and announced she was
going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Mr.. and Mrs.
Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't
possibly marry Tom Brokaw
Because he's just.......