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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Ugly, "berry" Ugly!

This got my funny bone a laughing
hope you enjoy to and it brings
you a smile to start your day!





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112 comments:

Lynn D said...

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There I feel better!

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Carol that was funny but to the point in it's own way many sterotypes but true! LOL The gal that played Ellen did a great job.

Hope everyone is sleeping right now and getting some much needed rest maybe yesterdays blog wore everyone out.

Muwaaah to all!

iteach said...

I think the magic number is 305?

goldie said...

Congrats on 1st Lynn!

Good Morning Hooters!! Good Morning Jennifer!

Off to watch the blog...

DeeDee said...

Good Morning!!

That actress that did Ellen was great! I am sure such a thing would be offensive to unattractive people....I wouldn't know....as most of you know and can see by my avatar...I have always been a looker....

Who ever stole my bikini on my island while I was swimming nude.....NOT FUNNY...a Japanese whaler tried to get me in their nets!!

Well I am off to prison this morning to visit my friends son....berry berry fall like here...I love it!

I have to prepare myself mentally for all those caged hot...muscled...sweaty men...that haven't felt a womans touch in years...listening to all the wolf whistles and seeing the yearning looks in their eyes is very hard for me....excuse me ...let me just switch on this fan....there we go....is it hot in here?

There is this one Mexican guy that always yells "Oh mi dios usted bruja fea gorda!!" when he sees me....my spanish isn't so good but I am sure it is something really sexy because it always gets all the others looking and smiling those devilish smiles.....
Well I have to get outside and let my zorch cool off!!

Have a wonderful day everyone....remember the good fairy Zorchina granted great weekends!!

night.owls.sb said...

Good Morning to all...

Happy 1 Lynn

night.owls.sb said...

Not much gets me laughing, but I thought this skit was so funny, and I agree, the girl that played Ellen did a great job..

night.owls.sb said...

I have a busy day, so I am off..

Hope all has a good day!

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Bonacci..

QOTD.. HA! my smell.. LOL

whabbear said...

Good morning, Lynn D, Carol, iteach, and Goldie!

DeeDee: LOL! Reading that, all I could think of was that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Migs the inmate "disrespects" Jodie Foster! Hopefully, you've never had anything like THAT happen!!

Just_Lin said...

Good morning, HOoters!

LynnD Congrats on rising and shining first in the nest.

Jennifer 305? What does that mean?

Goldie Hope you have a relaxing weekend.

DeeDee It is so good of you to visit your friends son and grace them all with your beauty.

Bear Loved the book and the movie. I read the first in the series, The Red Dragon, many years ago. It was later made into a film, "Manhunter", starring Wm. Peterson.

Carol I agree with everyone that the girl playing Ellen did a great job. I really like the show Ugly Betty. According, to the TV Guide the season premiere was supposed to be on last night but it wasn't. Thanks for the smiles this morning.

sacBarb said...

Happy Saturday Owls.

That clip is very funny. I am so glad I can finally enjoy these videos with the rest of you now. I agree with everyone about the woman playing Ellen. She really captured her. I Salma isn't really like that though.

sacBarb said...

Lynn captured first today. Yayyyy for you.

Jennifer, 305?

Dee, you should really try to ugly yourself up when you go to the prison. Those poor guys shouldn't have to suffer any more than they are already.

Waving a wing to Goldie, Carol, Bear, J/L, and all the other Owls who land later, and also to Shirley and Mo who, for some reason, can't post on today's blog.

East Bay J said...

Hey hooters!

I'm having to post from my phone because the comment link won't open for me for some reason.

Loved the video today!! Cracked me up.

Had too much fun and 1too many margaritas last night. We had planned to head toward SF to watch the Blue Angels this afternoon (it' Fleet Week!!).

Dee Dee I am dying to know the translation of the phrase you posted!

Have a good day everyone!

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

Blogger wasn't being very nice to me this morning...I've been trying to log on and this is the first time it would let me.

CAROL: I really liked the vid this morning, very funny. 'Ugly Betty' is one of my favorite shows.

LYNND: How did your skinny little legs run so fast and get FIRST? ;)Congrats!

JENNIFER: Ok..305 it is..

GOLDIE: Send snow. ;)

DEEDEE: About your avatar..are you wearing Princess Di's jewels..something about them looks very familiar..So far the weekend is pretty darn good..thankyou.. :D

BEAR: Ewwww...

J/LIN: Red Dragon is still my favorite book in the series..it was so good.

SACBARB: I'm glad to see the Mean Machine is fixed! :D

EBJ: I had the same problem with the blog..this was the first time it opened for me.

Mary/MI said...

Afternoon all!
I LMAO at the vid! Perked me right up :)

EBJ, one hint on translation "fea" is "ugly" and Gorda" is "fat". I am not sure on the "bruja", but it may be "witch", anyway, you get the idea lol!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Hey, I'm here! I didn't get here the normal way but I'm here!

The clip was funny. I don't think I have seen anyone spoof Ellen before, but she did a great job.

Happy Thanksgiving weekend to all the Canadian blogger! Turkey dinner tomorrow! Yum!

Have a good afternoon! I'm going back to area 51 and tell Mo and Bonachichi how I got here and see if it works for them. BBL!

East Bay J said...

Zona, I can't open the blog from any of the computers, only works from the phone!?!?

Mary, I knew that gorda means fat, but my mind was in the gutter for the rest of the sentence, if you know what I mean!!!!

Prisoner seeing a woman - I thought he was saying "I get a fat "fea" which I interpreted as penis. Hee hee

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Tina~in_ut said...

can i post?

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i can post~

bonachichi said...

Holy Crap!! Thanks to Shirley, I can now read and post (we'll see in a sec) comments. Yippee!

Tina~in_ut said...

DeeDee~ uh....honey...the translation for your little phrase is, "Oh my God, what a thin, beautiful Hottie!"

shhhhhhhh....don't tell her it really means "Oh my God, you fat ugly witch!"~ it's our secret~

Now why can't anyone post over here? I don't git it~

Lynn D~ Congrats on first~

Tina~in_ut said...

lol Carol~ that was cute~

bonachichi said...

Well, after reading comments, I see some of are having a more difficult time than others.

That prisoner was telling DeeDee she's a lithe, beautiful, fairy princess (gak!!).

When I first saw the vid, gullible me thought, "Oh, Ellen's changed her since I last saw her". I know. A parody. Figured it out all by myself.

bonachichi said...

About the posting problem... Has any of you (especially the blog admin) upgraded your IE to 8.0 recently? If it's not a blog problem, it could be the sourse of the post. The new IE isn't completely compatible w/previous versions.

Tina~in_ut said...

no ie here~

and Bonachichi....you got one part wrong...not princess....QUEEN!!!~ :)~

Tina~in_ut said...

gotta go...apparently this Homecoming nonsense starts freaking earlier than the parents were lead to believe!!!! WTC!!!~

scirish said...

That was weird....I got in how Shirley said to but the screen was different until I tried to post and then all was normal....Does Owl manor have early Halloween ghosties?

scirish said...

Jennifer...What's 305?

Mary/MI said...

I'm not getting why some are having trouble posting.

EBJ. I think most penises are feo lol!! Well maybe not G. Clooney's, ask Tina!

Zona said...

Well..I guess that was my one and only time getting in the old way..this time I used SHIRLEY's directions..thanks.. :)

SCIRISH: LOL..I think you might be onto something! ;)

BONACHI: I don't have IE 8 either..unless Mr Z snuck it in..

TINA: Have fun!

MO: I see you over there in Area 51..waving wildly attcha.. ;)

Zona said...

HI MARY! :D

iteach said...

Oh, my heavens, I'm so sorry! I so added wrong.

I think the magic number is 205, sorry guys.

Lynn D said...

I read DeeDee's post and all I could think was ta da, This is DeeDee and her infamous flaming Zorch! Or maybe famous! wink wink

bonachichi said...

Oh. Of course. The magic number is 205.

WTF is 205???

East Bay J said...

Ahhh Shirley I read your instructions in Area 51, this is much better than trying to type on the phone.

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Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...thanks for the tutorial! I don't understand why it isn't working. And why I could post the old fashioned way in Area 51. So much to ponder!

ZONA...waving wildly back attcha!

EBJ...whoosh, you must be worn out from all the marching today!!

LYNN...grats on 1st!

CHI CHI...I'm with you...WTF is 205? LOL!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Mo, Zona, EBJ, Bonachichi and Scirish I'm glad I could help you. Anyone know if they let DeeDee out of prison yet?

Jennifer I think you have the magic number wrong. I thought it was 215. (psst...anyone know what the hell the magic number represents?)

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East Bay J said...

Wow Shirley you got a 69 again, lucky girl.

Mary I am no expert, but I haven't seen many "pretty" ones. I wonder what "HE" was thinking when he decided what they'd look like?

You know for sure a woman didn't design that! lol

That may be a whole other blog topic! :)

MO I did hustle today, and that is with hardly any sleep and too many margaritas last night.

I had to be up and out of the house by 8:00 this morning, so I think I did pretty good.

Maureen said...

SHIRLEY...I think they let her out, but she refused to go just yet!

bonachichi said...

We're having some back door fun here at the nest today.

Lynn D said...

Flying through and can't even begin to understand what the heck you guys and this number thing mean! LOL

Carol when you pop in I sent you a gmail.

night.owls.sb said...

OMG.. I just watched Marley and Me on HBO.. and I am sobbing..

I will be back..

:(

Maureen said...

FYI to TINA's friends...it appears her cell phone has been hacked and the hackers are sending text messages in her name. The number is for a landline in PA and it says it is something to outsource your friends to India. I emailed Tina to let her know what happened. DON'T call the number the text says to call.

night.owls.sb said...

I thought it was very strange that some could not see the comment link. I am wondering if it has to do with the vid, perhaps on some computers the vid is to large and covering the comment link.. so I just pushed up the vid. Let me know if you can see the comment link...

night.owls.sb said...

Lynn... I will check my e-mail in a bit..

Maureen said...

CAROL...that seems to have worked ;)

night.owls.sb said...

So.. the question of the is..

What is Iteach's magic number?

night.owls.sb said...

Shirley..

Area 51 LOL on the recap.. :O)

night.owls.sb said...

Mo..

Well that is good to know.. from now on when a vid is posted I will make sure to add the lines to bring the vid up..

I checked on my home computer and work computer this morning (when Shirley alerted me) and both were showing the comment link..

So it is def on certain computers that it does it, it might actually be how big each persons screen is, I know you can enlarge so everything is not so small..

East Bay J said...

Carol, for me the comment link showed, you just couldn't click it to get to the comment section.

I tried it on my lap top and our desk top, and it wouldn't work on either.

It did work from my phone.

Shirley posted the "back door" way in so we could get in!

iteach said...

Ms. Zona is so smart! She guessed it right.

But of coarse I was two days off, because I counted wrong again!!!!!

The magic number has to do with how many days until I see all the beautiful owls in Chicago!

night.owls.sb said...

Bonacci..

No, I have not upgraded.. It seems the vid on some computers was to big and it was hiding the comment link..

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach...

You are two cute, counting the days!

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Iteach..

I totally agree Zona very smart!

Zona said...

JENNIFER: It was just a lucky guess..I counted wrong 3 times! At first I thought maybe you had finally found the answer to that age old question "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.." ;)

CAROL: It's working for me again too..thank you.. :)

Maureen said...

well damn...I thought JENNIFER was posting my IQ!! Or how much weight i have to lose!!!

Maureen said...

ZONA...I could never lick all the way to the center...I had to bite it!

Maureen said...

Oh, btw...I was referring to my habits with a Tootsie pop!! bwahahaha

Mary/MI said...

oh oh porno night!ugly penis,back door, licking,caged hot sweaty men,& "getting IN the old way!! Where is Whabbear??

Maureen said...

Hey MARY! How's the farming coming along? LOL!

Tina~in_ut said...

what the EF!!!! i read the last two comments...do i dare read the rest?

Maureen said...

TINA...you are EVIL!

DISREGARD MY POST AT 11:20 PM.

I get the asshole award today!

Tina~in_ut said...

well shit....now i've got to read it~

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OMG!!!! Mo....ur a fuckin' idiot~ :)~ omg!!!!!!~

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i can't stop laughing....and I thought the msg was funny!~ lol~
omg...lmbo!!~

Maureen said...

TINA...shut the fuck you fucking crackwhore.

Tina~in_ut said...

lmbo...thanks for the laugh~

Maureen said...

i repeat my last post

Tina~in_ut said...

me too~ but ur on the phone....so i think i'll yell it~ :D

Mary/MI said...

Mo, I wanted to say something so bad after your 11:20 post,but just couldn't stop laughing long enough to type...sorry lol lol!!
Tina I loved it!

Tina~in_ut said...

i love you mary~ :D

DeeDee said...

I got home around 5:30pm.....some of you need to bone up on your mescan........it means...OMG ur a hot mama!!!
Thats what he said cause I asked him!!!

The big excitement today was that I sat and played with one of my latex gloves while visiting....ended up making like a balloon animal....well more like balloon male genitals.....but with 5 fingers....hard to splain...anyway...I grabbed the whole thing and twisted it and as the fingers popped it sounded like gunfire.....lotsa guards came running in there.....I threw the remnants under this old ladies chair........lucky I didn't get in trouble......my friend that I was visiting was beside himself....lol

whabbear said...

Mary: I'm here, but I'm so disgusted, so offended, that I just couldn't post until now.

LOL!

Mary/MI said...

Whabby, you are such a pure & sensitive sole, sorry to have contaminated your virgin ears!

Have a great & restful Sunday all.
Sorry you have to work Jodi.
Niterz-z-z-z-z-z

Mary/MI said...

Whabby, virgin eyes lol!!

Mary/MI said...

couldn't leave on odd # :)