by Dianne
Mrs. Donovan was walking down the street in Dublin when she met up with Father O'Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.'
She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...' and they parted ways..
Twelve years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! There be two sets of twins and six others, ten in all!'
The Father said, 'That's wonderful! And where is yer loving hoosband now?'
She replied, 'E's gone to Rome, to blow out yer fookin' candle!'
48 comments:
Top O' the mornin' to yea~
Di~ Thanks for sending this in.....cracked me up~
G'mornin'!!
DIANNE: LOL! I love it! Thanks for helping me wake up with a smile.. ;D
TINA: Hello Gorgeous..how's the weather up there? Raining here..finally!
From 51:
JODI: I almost choked when I read that joke!! Funny!!
We don't have any big plans for Mr Z's vacation..just lots of little ones right now..he just wants to relax..I don't want to spend any money..hmmmmm..any suggestions? ;D
Better run..gotta see a man about a tent.. ;)
Have a good day everyone! :)
Good merrrrrnin' TINA!!
DIANNE - Love the punch line....fookin' candle ;)
ZONA - Have fun!! I think you found the cheapest entertainment ;)
Inseminate me, I'm Irish!
WHABBY...not sure they have a candle for you ;)
Top o the Morning to you Glories!
Waving at everyone!
Tina sent you a blog.
Zona: Postpone any travel until the BABB and drive up to the Bay Area for th BABB! Cheap! And easy!
Tina Your Irish is showing and you are a lovely lass, indeed. For me, it is the bottom of the morning, as I slept so long and late. I guess I needed the rest.
Dianne Cute one! I think Mr. Donovan better keep his own "candle" in check, kwim?
Zona Listen to Bear! That's the best idea of the day! I mean listen to him about driving to the BABB, not about inseminating him. LOL
HOdi Hope you have a great day. Did you get your laundry done the other day or just ride the machine. LOL
LynnD Happy day to you.
Bear That was an excellent suggestion that you gave to Zona. Good thinking!
Bam!!
This little phone typing stuff is tedious.....but I wanted to say that I
SLIN - And I rode it again today ;)
DEE DEE - I guess you need more practice....ijs!!
Top of the mornin', back at ye Tina.
Di, Very funny. I know a lot of Catholics with big families who feel the same way as the Donovans.
Zona, I know at least two activities that are very cheap and you don't even need to leave the house. :-)
Bear, Good advice for Zona.
J/L, From A51. I had at least three meals with the leftovers after we got back from Chicago.
DeeDee, Hope your are feeling better and you have some good drugs for pain.
Lynn, I hope you're feeling better too. Any plans for another beach weekend soon?
Jodi, Holy crap! I only let the gas tank get down to 1/2 so I don't have to spend so much at one time. Our lowest gas is up to $4.15 per gallon.
I hope everyone is having a good day.
BARB - I guess I shouldn't complain then, our lowest grade is at $3.79/gallon!!
20!!!
Glad you are all enjoying the joke blog today and hello to all of you. Thanks for the comments today. Hope it brought a smile to you all.
We are off to the mountains to do a little gambling today and win tons of money like MARY always does...rigtht?
BBL
DIANNE - Have fun...and bring home lots of cashola!!
LynnD~ I got it....thx~
Bear~ Did you just call Zona cheap and easy?~
Our gas is $3.49 a gallon.....but when I was in CA, I told my dad that ours was $4.49 to his $4.15~ He thought I was crazy!!! When I got home and saw that it really was $3.49, I called him to tell him I was wrong....boy did he love that!!~
TINA - I'm sure he savored that conversation ;)
TINA - I think he did!!
DeeDee You wanted to say that you .....what?
Zona Maybe driving to the BABB wouldn't be so cheap, after all. It's the company you'd be keeping there that would be cheap. Bwahahahahaha!
Lin said I should stop in and say hi! So HI!!!! I miss you guys so much!!! xoxo
LOHO'S here....LOHO'S here!!!
Let the drunk blogging begin!!
Losing money and drinking beer
Yay! NoNewz aka Lois the Twat is in the house, or, uh, nest. Yeah, nest.
NoNewz Nice to see you let go of your libation long enough to pop in.
I know that sounds pornish, folks, but it's not. LOL
Hodi-ho I have enough trouble blogging sober.
Dianne Sounds like a good way to spend a Saturday.
Okay, I think I will vacuum. I'd rather be drinking like Lois or gambling and drinking like Dianne.
Oh, my heavens, that was funny Dianne!
Top O' the evening feathered friends!
DIANNE...that was fookin' funny!!
MCTINA...is lookin' fookin' lovely today!
JUST LIN...how's your edema today? I hope it is getting better.
LOIS...welcome back!
Waving to ZONA,LYNN,DEE DEE, ITEACH, SACBARB, HODI and WHABBY!
Good evening hooters! I had a full day with hair/color, Gr Son's double header bb game, wedding shower & grossery shopping.I came home with a sinus headache, took a pill and passed out.
Diane,loved the funny blog!
Whabby, just how will that work? Are you on the "pill"?
Zona, after the Irish story I misunderstood your "having just lots of little ones". lol!!
Waving at beautiful Tina,cutesy,salty Justlin,cutesy Hodi,Lost DeeDee,feel better LynnD,
Sweet Mom Iteach,Maaavaeless Mo, and our elusive NoNewz!!!
Gottah blow my nose and check FB...
Here Aunt Mary, here is a tissue for you.....;)
Hi---I am home and didn't win a thing. Louis came home with $100 more than he left with....he always wins and I always lose. Oh well, we had a nice lunch in the mountains and then on to gambling. It was a nice afternoon/evening.
MARY: I hope you get better soon. Not a fun way to come home from a cruise . Are you having Spring there now? We seem to have gone from Fall to Spring and barely had a winter this year. Very strange weather. We had one week of cold and hardly any snow the whole time. We still have a chance for one more snow but we shall see.....
ZONA: How did today go? I think BEAR did call ZONA "cheap and easy" ....hmm, how does he know? I thought it was a secret
J/L: Hope you are feeling all healed by now .....are you?
Top O the evenin' to yea TINA, MO, JODI, BEAR, LYNN, SACBARB, NONEWZ, DEEDEE,ITEACH.
Diane, sorry you didn't find a good slot!!
Our weather report..today 60* tomorrow 80* Monday 40* with snow on the way!! WTC!!
MO and Dianne Still have edema up to the knees but it is slowly getting better. I have lost 6 lbs of it in the last week but have plenty to go. Otherwise, feeling pretty good today.
Mary Boy, you really did have a busy day. I hope you can rest Sunday and give yourself a chance to get better.
SLIN - I didn't get too far....those clean sheets were calling me ;)
DIANNE - You're still a winner in my book ♥
ITEACH - Hope you're having a good weekend!!
MARY - You totally made me smile....cutesy Hodi :O) My you had a big day!! I hope you can take Sunday off and get some rest (well, except for the poking!!!)
MO - Crazy weather here...severe thunderstorms and a chance for tornadoes....yikes!! I was hoping to go see Red Riding Hood with a friend, but not sure if I want to get "blown away" at the theater!!
Best get my ass in the shower. I'll see you all after work!!
I'm up! With Mr Z home..my sleep schedule..such as it is..is all messed up!
JODI: I think we did..lol! I saw your forecast on the weather channel..stay safe! :)
BEAR: We don't have any other travel plans and I'm saving..I just hope ol' Murphy and his law leave us alone this year..
BARB: Two?? Do tell... :D
TINA: It's probably pretty well known anyway.. ;)
MARY: Oh geez..too late for that..well not according to DI..she keeps warning me.. ;)
DIANNE: Hmmm..there's an easy way to get that $100 away from Mr D ya know.. ;D
LO/LANE!! Great to see you here again!! :D :D
J/LIN: I love cheap company! I'll fit right in! :D
MO: I hope you have beautiful weather today! We'll be back in the 80's..and in the 90's by next Wed! I don't know why I sound so happy about that..lol..
BIRDEE: Boy do I win this time! :D
Why am I awakeA? Damn
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