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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

~ T-Shirts ~

by Tina~in_ut

* Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
* I recycle. I wore this shirt yesterday.
* I’m good in bed. I can sleep for days!
* Also available in sober.
* Voted class of 2057′s most likely to travel back in time.
* I’m like a museum – look but don’t touch.
* Somebody needs to rub my belly and tell me I’m pretty.
* I cannot be cloned without the express written permission of major league baseball.
* The world doesn’t revolve around you, it revolves around me!
* I’m like a good book. Wanna curl up with me?
* I do all my own stunts.
* I’m not old, I’m vintage!
* Anybody seen my mind? I know it’s around here somewhere…
* Save the drama for your mama.
* Official member conjugal visitors program.
* Official member fashion police academy.
* My long term goal is to get rich quick.
* I speak sarcasm as a second language.
* I have attention deficit… Hey, look at that!
* We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
* 333 – I’m only half evil.
* I can’t see the forest for the gump.
* Alcohol, tobacco, firearms. Check. Who’s bringing the punch and chips?
* I don’t have baggage, I have freight!
* I have the body of a god – Buddha.
* Nobody is perfect. I am nobody so I am perfect.
* Money talks. Mine says, "Goodbye."
* I can’t believe I bought a shirt that says only this!
* When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, ester of wood rosin, brominated vegetable oil, tocopherol, yellow number 5 and 1% natural flavors… Make lemonade!

15 comments:

Michael said...

Ohhhh!!! T-shirts....

I have trying for 10 minutes to figure this out...hahahaha

I am not a fan of t-shirt sentiments or sayings but apparently a lot of people are....I seem to see a lot of fat bra-less women wearing them really tight...

Around here the Texas A&M t-shirts suffer a lot of abuse....the university will print thousands for a particular event and the leftovers end up at the thrift stores...where the Walmart shoppers you see online go for bargains...

I love striking up a conversation by saying something like..."oh! wasn't Muster touching this year" or "when do you graduate!?" Or "are you loving that new MSC!"?

They just get these blank looks on their faces...but it doesn't phase them...The main concern is that its just a t-shirt and it was just 50 cents....

Tinka said...

Good Morning Michael - Congrats on being first. It took me a while to figure out the blog too. I am off to water therapy. I do have a T shirt that says "Don't mess with Texas" but it is more of a souvenir from the year I spent New Years in San Antone. I get strange looks if I wear it. I am off to water therapy. See you all later. Have a great day.

Michael said...

I like this...

* Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?..

but I'd rather say it...lq

Michael said...

Look at this DIAMOND!!

Its 110 carats and is called the Sun Drop. It is going on the block at Sotheby's in November with an auction estimate of 11-15 million USD!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!!!
These are the ones I liked and who they reminded me of.

I’m good in bed. I can sleep for days! Tina

I’m like a museum – look but don’t touch. Just Lin

Somebody needs to rub my belly and tell me I’m pretty. Tina

I’m not old, I’m vintage! Dianne, Mary, Lynn...hell, all of us!

Anybody seen my mind? I know it’s around here somewhere… Zona and Lynn

I don’t have baggage, I have freight! All of us

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody so I am perfect. me

Money talks. Mine says, "Goodbye." all of us except Michael

When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, ester of wood rosin, brominated vegetable oil, tocopherol, yellow number 5 and 1% natural flavors… Make lemonade! Bebbi

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Afternoon Michael and Tinka!

Just_Lin said...

Shirley A museum? A MUSEUM?!! Am I like a dusty artifact or something? LMAO!

Just_Lin said...

Michael Well, you are looking very sparkly today. Why would anyone want such a diamond? You couldn't wear it out anywhere. Some Arab will probably end up buying it.

Just_Lin said...

Tinka I think you would look adorable in that T-shirt.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Thanks for the blog. I don't wear T-shirts with sayings on them, especially the kind mentioned. Years ago when my husband attendeed the FBI Academy in Quantico, VA, for some special training, he came back with a sweatshirt for me with the FBI Academy logo on it. That was pretty cool and I did wear it occasionally.

Michael said...

J/L...

investment...they only go up in value...these rare diamonds....

Zona said...

Hi Guys!!

TINA: Ok..what worries me is that people actually spent money on some of these and wore them..so it's probably not surprising that my favorite one is.."We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?" ;D

MICHAEL: I'm not a big fan of yellow diamonds..but maybe I can make an exception in this case.. ;D

SHIRLEY: ..and if you happen to find it..let me know..there's a reward.. ;)

TINKA: I'm glad you didn't have the drill sergeant at water therapy today! :)

J/LIN: How are you feeling? Better I hope!

NCIS is on..gotta run..on second thought..I better walk.lol..

Have a good night everyone! :)

Zona said...

I almost forgot..BIG thunderstorm here tonight!! Woohoo!! :D

Zona said...

Don't like 13..so one more..

sacBarb said...

Tina, These are very funny.

J/L, I don't wear tee shirts with sayings on them either, however I did have an FBI shirt and my Hubby had an IBM shirt, but the fine print under the initials read 'full blooded Italian' and 'Italian by marriage.' We bought the shirts in Little Italy when we were in New York and we only wore them while we were in NY.