Monday, July 16, 2012

New Cowboy Priest

by Dianne

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying,
"No shit, what happened next?"


sacBarb said...

Good Morning Owls.

We are up and at 'em (well sorta) already. We need to get packed and on the road to Tahoe. Hoping we can all win big. Wish us luck!

I hope everyone has a great day.

Dianne/Denver said...

Good luck and have fun. Barb, I answered your question in Area 51.

Hope the three of you win a lot of money!!!!

Dianne/Denver said...

Hello---anyone home?

Zona said...

DI: HI!! I'm always know that.. :D

Great joke..I bet that's what he'd say to me..dontcha think? ;D

BARB: GOOD LUCK!! GOOD LUCK!! and more GOOD LUCK!! I hope you all win big..but mostly..have win can have fun after!! :D

Zona said...

From 51:

BEAR: We got quite a bit of rain..lots of thunder and lightning too! We got thunderstorms on Thursday..Friday..Saturday and Sunday..gotta love the monsoon season!! :)

Tina~in_ut said...

Di~ thanks for the blog....i thought is was cute~

Sackie and company~ Hope you have fun~

Zona~ hello~

Michael~ moose~

Dianne/Denver said...

Hi Tina.... I thought this was cute. It's a pretty slow crowd in here when the CA girls have gone to play. Hope they are having fun.