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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Coincidence

by Zona

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne...

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

17 comments:

Just_Lin said...

Really? First?

Just_Lin said...

Well BAMM, damn it!

Just_Lin said...

Zona That was funny. Of course, she shouldn't be drinking champagne, though. ;)

Michael said...

and whats she doin' in a bar?


trollup!

Just_Lin said...

Girls just wanna have fun.

Maureen said...

ZONA...that was funny and I sure needed the laugh. I never would have expected that to come from you!!

Dianne/Denver said...

Mo: now you know Zona isn't "that" innocent!!!

JL: looking good at first today. I woke up at 5:30am today--alarm set for 9!!! That was a joy. Worked today. Almost forgot everything I learned last week. Ever look at your notes and think "what the heck"? That was me today.

Michael: women go to bars too. Not all go to that weiner schnitzel place you go too.

Zona: I think this was really funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Just_Lin said...

Dianne LOL @ weiner schnitzel place. That can be taken so many ways.

Yes, I have written those same kind of "shorthand" notes. Make sense at the time but are gibberish when I need them.

Just_Lin said...

MO Waving at you wildly. Can you see me?

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

Thank you for the comments today! I'm glad you liked the joke.

J/LIN: Congrats on first Beautiful!! I can write a note in the afternoon and not know what it means that night..that's when I remember to write myself a note..usually I forget..lol..

MICHAEL: 'trollop'?? LOL..just the word makes me laugh!

DI: 5:30? Dang!! You need to break this habit before Fall!! You'll be getting up before the sun!

MO: It's just a joke about a rooster..right? :D

It was gosh awful hot today..115..and it's gonna stay that way for the next week. Got a headache from it today..yuck..

Good night everyone..I'm going to take some Tylenol..I hope you all have only the sweetest of dreams!

Just_Lin said...

Zona I'm sorry about your headache but certainly not surprised with that kind of heat. Your brain must be "well done" by now.

Dianne/Denver said...

Well, with all this heat most of us are getting--- I hope it continues into winter.

Zona: sorry about your headache. I never have them except with these darn shingles. I for sure feel for you.

sacBarb said...

Zona, I am shocked! I've never heard you tell a joke about chickens, but this one is very funny.

Just heard the weather guy say it is gonna be 107-108 here this weekend. I bet I'm gonna have an AZ type electric bill this month.

sacBarb said...

J/L, WOW! you are first today and you look lovely. You weather report was much better - mid 70s. I should come there.

sacBarb said...

Dianne, I'm like Zona, I write myself a note and later that day I can't understand what it means.

sacBarb said...

Waving wildly to Michael and Mo. Good to see you both posting today.

Dianne/Denver said...

See we are still night owls