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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I ACCIDENTLY STEPPED ON THE ACCELERATOR INSTEAD OF THE BRAKE



by Sac Barb

To my Darling Husband,   


      Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway.  Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.   
 

      I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.


  The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. 
   

      I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.  You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.   
 

       I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.  


Your loving wife. XOXOXO   

 
 P.S. I almost forgot to mention…   your girlfriend called.



23 comments:

Michael said...

oops....


I smashed a brand new Piaget $!2,000 watch with a hammer once.....dropped the shattered remains in his pocket....and said "now be gone before someone takes a hammer to you!"

Tina~in_ut said...

How did u know it was a hammer??? Did someone tell u????? Lq~

Thx for the blog, Sackie ~

Happy Birthday, Kathy!~

Tinka said...

I would like to wish "Happy Birthday" to the sweetest, kindest cyber daughter a cyber mother could ever have.

Kathy -

"May you live a long life
Full of gladness and health,
With a pocket full of gold
As the least of your wealth.
May the dreams you hold dearest,
Be those which come true,
The kindness you spread,
Keep returning to you."

Have a fantastic day my dear. Be good. Stay safe but have lots of fun. Love, Mama Tink.

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Shaking my head. I would not have ruined my car. Please I would have taken his in the divorce.

Michael I am so happy to see you this morning!

Waving at Tina.

I just called Zona and sang her Happy Birthday! Well I kind of croaked it out since I just woke up and have not had a cup of coffee. I also hope it is the right number as I just put them in my new phone and I did not recognize the recording.

Zona Happy Birthday!!!

Tinka said...

Good Morning Michael and Tina.

Michael - Thinking of you. It sounds like you are having a good time in your new home.

SacBarb - Good story. That picture really surprised me. Thanks for the laugh.

We are getting ready for a busy morning. Jack is taking me to the dentist at eight and going right from there to water therapy. Then home for a nap.
I will need it.

Have a great day all owls everywhere.

Once more, "Happy Birthday" Kathy.

sacBarb said...

♫♪♪♪Happy Birthday dear Zonaaaa, Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu♪♪♪

I hope you are having a wonderful day. ♥U

sacBarb said...

Michael, Good to see you posting. Your new attire is very becoming.

Lynn, I'm guessing she hated the pick-up and wanted to get something better with the insurance money!

Tinka, You have a very busy day today. Don't overdo. Good to see you posting.

Just_Lin said...

Zona Happy Birthday! I hope you have an extra nice day today with many smiles.

Just_Lin said...

Michael What a great dramatic gesture!

Just_Lin said...

SacBarb Remember that woman that ran over her husband a few times? That's the kind of thing that might feel good to fantasize about but to actually do it....no. Just running over him once would probably be enough.

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Waving a wing at you, sweet lady. Sounds like you will be needing that nap after such a busy morning. We miss you in here. Take care.

Just_Lin said...

LynnD It will be funny if some stranger gets your singing message. LOL

Just_Lin said...

I remember when Phyllis Diller was a new comic. She was a very funny lady. RIP

Just_Lin said...

To get off number 13.

Maureen said...

ZONA...happy birthday! I hope you are having an amazing day!!!{{hugs}}

Dianne/Denver said...

Happy Birthday Kathy. Hope you are relaxing today---no shredding on your birthday!!!

I remember when that lady ran over her husband---well, he shouldn't have talked back to her!!!!

Hello to all the owls today. It was a work day for me so need to "rest" now

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

Thank you for all the Happy Birthday wishes..they really made my day! :)

BARB: Didn't see that last line comin'..but loved it!! :D

You were in great voice today..thank you for singing for me! Swak!! :)

MICHAEL: Hellllooo Gorgeous!

LYNN: You goof!! You had the right number..that was Rand's Toastmaster voice.. ;D Thanks for the song!

TINA: I kinda think MICHAEL might know how to hammer..js.. ;)

TINKA: Thank you so much for the beautiful poem my dear cyber mom..love you! ♥

J/LIN: It wasn't too hot..and it looks like a storm is moving in..there's a breeze and everything..who could ask for anything more? :)

MO: It's been kinda quiet..but it could sure get amazing here in a couple hours... ;D

DI: Absolutely none..not one scrap! :D



sacBarb said...

J/L LOL you are probably right...once should be enough!

Mo, Good to see you in the nest. I hope you and your family are doing well.

Dianne, How's the working girl?

J/L2, Phyllis Diller was here at the Music Circus early in her career and she was hilarious. My Hubby liked her even though she told many husband bashing jokes about Fang. RIP Phyllis.

Tina~in_ut said...

Holy Shit~!!!! Lmbo!!!! Phyllis died!!!!! Why am I just NOW gitting that!!!?!!!~

Dianne/Denver said...

Tina: you need to watch the news

Zona said...

J/LIN: I almost forgot..thanks for 14.. :D

Just_Lin said...

Zona You have me trained to get off of 13 and it is your birthday, after all. :)

Just_Lin said...

Went and saw "Hope Springs" tonight and really liked it a lot. Funny and touching, too.