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Thursday, November 5, 2009

~ Fire Drill? ~

by Tina~in_ut

Wednesday morning at 9:45am, I received an email from one of the ladies in the Master Control Room (MCR) asking me to come over at 10:45am. It FREAKED.......ME.......OUT!!!! I asked my boss what he thought it was about. He said that Norm, our Call Center Director, you know....the big boss!!!, probably wanted to talk to me. I know he was just saying that to scare me, but it worked. Not five minutes later, Norm came by and said he wanted to talk to me NOW! I told him NO! (I really did!!!) Of course I went with him into the closest office and he closed the door.....NOT a good sign. I was racking my brain trying to think of what I did wrong! Then he told me that we were having a fire drill at 11am, and they usually pick one rep to pull the alarm. (I didn't know this!) My birthday was the closest to that day, so I was chosen.

Do you know that feeling you get of absolute pure relief? Your legs feel like jelly and you just want to pee? That's how I felt. I was so happy that I wasn't in trouble. Then he hit me with the rest of it! He wanted to have a little fun. (get your minds outta the gutter! ewwww!) Norm thought it would be funny if afterwards, he sent out pictures of the "culprit" who pulled the alarm and of them getting "arrested!"

Here is the first email he sent after the fire drill:

Sorry about the disruptive fire alarm which resulted in all of you being forced outside on such a blustery, wet day. We have reviewed the cameras throughout the building and found something disturbing.......

Anyone recognize this person?



The department I work in is very small. We are all very close. When that email went out to everyone, one of the girls on my team roared with laughter. She was so loud and couldn't stop. I stood up and told her to shut up because little did she know.....she was the second choice to do this! Her birthday is next week! That shut her up real quick! I was about to sit back down and looked across the way and saw two reps I didn't know staring at me as if to say, "OMG!!! THAT'S HER!!!" I just smiled and shook my head. ......btw....it was a gorgeous day and not a cloud in the sky!~

About a half hour later, Norm sent the second email:

Thanks to all 147 of you who helped me identify "your friend" Tina....



Yes it was silly, but so many people stopped by just to laugh. Friends of mine who work from home emailed me and those who don't know me, called in to find out "what in the heck was going on in the office!" With such a stressful job, it's fun to just laugh once in a while~

71 comments:

Lynn D said...

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Lynn D said...

Time to read! I see a picture of Tina being led away in handcuffs???

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Wow Tina you sure have great friends at work! 147 of them turned you in for your own good! LMAO After the day I had yesterday I needed this laugh this morning.

I just kept thinking did your boss know that you would be perfect for this caper? I also think it is fantastic that you have a boss and crew with a sense of humor. So little of that any more in the work place and we all need some light hearted fun to get us through!

PS. I am saving the picture of you being led away on my computer as I have always known this would happen one day. ROFLMAO

Lynn D said...

Oh one more question. Were the handcuffs the ones you were sent for your Bday???? Kinky

bonachichi said...

Tina, you look so at-home in handcuffs! I did notice you look more like you in those pics.

Good morning and Happy Thursday Hooters!

LynnD, congrats on #1!

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters!
congrats on 1st Lynn!
Morning Bona

Tina~ loved your blog. How great to have fun like that at work. I know the feeling you described when you think you effed up and then the relief of finding out you didn't!

Hope everyone has a great day~

whabbear said...

I'm laughing now! Thanks, Tina!

Good morning, Lynn D, Goldie, and Bon!

night.owls.sb said...

Happy 1 Lynn..

Tina..

I love to laugh, and sadly we all don't do it enough.. So gald you can have some fun at work, so important..

I cracked up on him carting you off and you have your head down.. You knew exactly how to pose, so I am thinking omg, she has walked the plank before.. She is a pro at being bad and getting caught!!!!

So gald you shared, your blog put a smile on my face this am

night.owls.sb said...

Whabby..

So good to see you smile..

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

Morning.. Bonacci.. and Goldie..

scirish said...

Tina....Isn't it nice to have 147 friends??? The pics totally cracked me up!!!

East Bay J said...

Good morning!

Congrats on 1st Lynn!

Tina, you are so funny. I see hints of a smile in each picture, and if it were me I would not be able to keep a straight face!

Great blog and a great way to start the day!

Off to work I go, hope everyone has a nice day!

scirish said...

I woke up with a sore nose this morning and now I know why....it was certainly busy last night! Lol..

scirish said...

Whabby...Am very sorry you are feeling bad...I must say, Maine really surprised me.

Lynn D said...

Goldie Guess what the highlight of my day was yesterday? I had a Monte Cristo sandwich!!! My Aunt and I stopped at a restaurant that is an institution where I grew up and they had my sandwich! Thank you Duffy's!

Whabby I saw this morning that the lead has improved it is now 52 percent to 48 percent and they have not counted all the ballots! I know it will grow.

Scrishy if you quit pushing penisi up your nose it might quit hurting just sayin. LOL


Oh and Tina when I thought I would see you in handcuffs I always thought you would be surrounded by Owls. Go figure.

bonachichi said...

Has anyone noticed Tina is strangely silent this morning? I wonder... maybe they did take her to jail, but by mistake they took her to the men's jail. And now she doesn't want to leave?

goldie said...

Carol- did you say that tina-ho is a pro?? Do the pro's often use handcuffs? I bet they do- and whips and chains and..... what she charges??

goldie said...

Lynn, I have to have one soon! I don't know anywhere that really makes a good one around here. Will just have to make one myself I think this weekend.

Lois Lane said...

Tina that is soooo funny! I would have been all hot in the belly freaking out too. But wow how fun! :)

Congratulations Lynn #1 Hooter!

Cyas later. (supposed to be working right now ssshhh!) LOL

Just_Lin said...

Good afternoon, HOoters!

LynnD Good job getting in here first, today. Maybe Tina is still in handcuffs and can't get to her keyboard.

Bonach I bet Tina's bosses knew she'd be a natural to take on the roll of the culprit.

Goldie Aren't you cold in those tassles?

Bear That's good that you were able to laugh this morning.

Carol It is good to be able to be goofy at work once in while.

EBJ Now when you walk by a fire alarm at work, will you think of Tina?

Scirish Gives new meaning to having a nose job. LOL

NN/LL Are you done working yet?

Tina That was a cute blog today. I bet as a kid, you got into trouble plenty.

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bonachichi said...

What happened in here? Did someone pull the fire alarm?

Bebbilane said...

Congrats on 1 LynnD.

Tina very funny blog...cute pics..sorry you got arrested.

Maureen said...

TINA...too funny! You DO look like you have had experience with handcuffs! It's ironic...while you were having a drill we were really outside in the blustery cold with firetrucks and hunky firemen!

LYNN...congrats on 1st! I have been thinking about a Monte Cristo all day!

SCIRISH...hmmmmm, sore nose? I guess the penis up the nose popped your nasal cherry!! Feel better!

Tina~in_ut said...

****ATTN K-MART SHOPPERS****

I'm making dinner!!!!


I KNOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!~

Lynn D said...

Windy as hell here. Lost power once all ready. Will check in with you all tomorrow. Need to shut down.

Tina~in_ut said...

LynnD~ congrats on first~ My boss knew perfectly well that I'd be perfect for the joke~ He sends stupid jokes out once in a while...and FINALLY I thought one was funny....so I told him! We've been trying to outdo each other since~

Bonachichi~ I'll have you know...they said, "Put ur hands behind ur back!" and I did....but I didn't do it right, so they showed me! so HA!!!!~

Goldie....after we were done....i went straight to the bathroom! THAT'S how relieved I was~

Bear~ I'm so happy it made you laugh~

Carol~ I'm gald too! :)~

Scirish~ Since there are about 700 people in the office....it could have been worse! I'm choosing to think of it as 552 people like me! :)~

EBJ~ we were laughing....had to take multiple pictures before we got one right!!!~

NN/LL~ hope u didn't get in trouble for not working~ :D

J/L~ I NEVER got in trouble as a kid....I was so shy and awkward...scared of my own shadow....NOT ANYMORE!!!! :D

Bebbi~ glad you liked it~

Mo~ I thought the same thing when you were outside yesterday~

night.owls.sb said...

Tonite.. was my TV nite..

Greys.. awesome..

Project Runway.. awesome..

So fun to watch shows I like.. I think the only reason I don't miss summer is because of the TV shows..

Otherwise I miss the heck out of it..

night.owls.sb said...

Goldie..

That is exactly what a said
Tinaho is a pro! :O)

night.owls.sb said...

This shooting in Ft Hood is so very
disturbing... why do ppl think its ok to kill ppl.. I don't get it..

And another disturbing story, (Mo mentioned in the other day) That sicko in Ohio.. killing women and then leaving them in his house Dead?
What is up with that.. The guy is a total nut, and should have been left behind bars..

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

Where the TV dinners delish?

Tina~in_ut said...

ur a ho!~

Tina~in_ut said...

chicken and cream over rice and rolls~ TAKE THAT!!!!~

night.owls.sb said...

Shirley..

I never commented on the stats.. I was so happy to see me winning.. or wait that was you winning every category.. How the heck did that happen??????

night.owls.sb said...

Tina, I know that TV dinner is my fav!

night.owls.sb said...

I never did understand tho, how they got the rice to stay on top of the roll, you would think the rice would roll off the roll .. I guess thats why they freeze it.. they just hope it stays that way..

Have you ever tried the Salisbury Steak.. Yumish...

Tina~in_ut said...

no tv dinners!!!!~ ewwwwww~

Tina~in_ut said...

hello!!! NO TV DINNERS~

night.owls.sb said...

Oh and the mac and cheese another one of my fav TV dinners..

night.owls.sb said...

Do you have those snack table thingys, ya know the ones you put the TV dinner on so you can watch TV..

That is the best!

Tina~in_ut said...

lmbo....we aren't allowed to have the tv on during dinner~ ESPECIALLY since we don't eat as a family that often~

night.owls.sb said...

OMG.. I just remembered .. what about the Turkey one with the Turkey gravy..

Delishishness..

night.owls.sb said...

WHAT.. not TV during dinner.. I am calling JO JO.. she will fix your ass..

Tina~in_ut said...

who is Jo Jo, you freak!!!!

night.owls.sb said...

Supernanny.. ABC, Friday Nites.. I think @ 8p.. you should watch it, or give her a call she will def help you out..

Tina~in_ut said...

50

night.owls.sb said...

50!

Tina~in_ut said...

i don't need her~ my children are perfect~

night.owls.sb said...

Crap.. Crap.. Crap..

Tina, go stick your head the oven with the TV dinner..

Just missed it..

Crap!

Tina~in_ut said...

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night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

I actually agree with you.. But the kudos has to go to Mr. Tina..

Tina~in_ut said...

i have to agree with you~ except that they are also little shits~

night.owls.sb said...

I will tell ya this.. I bet you are tasty.. :O)

night.owls.sb said...

Tina..

Breaking news.. all kids are little shits.. its just life..

Did they like the TV dinners or did you burn them????

Tina~in_ut said...

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!! Did you just say what I think you said? omg!!!!!!!! omg!!!!!!! omg!!!!!!!~

night.owls.sb said...

It depends om what comment you are referring to.. otherwise I plead the fifth..

night.owls.sb said...

its time for me to go to bed..

(yawn) I am sleepy..

so I say to you all goodnite..

:O)

night.owls.sb said...

62.. oh but so close???

night.owls.sb said...

just think I am to sleepy tho...

night.owls.sb said...

Well maybe I have it in me..

night.owls.sb said...

but then when you get to 69, I will be exhausted to enjoy it..

night.owls.sb said...

so I am going to keep it open, so someone else who is not so sleepy can enjoy it.. cause it really is something to enjoy!!!

night.owls.sb said...

so... its all yours.

nite..

night.owls.sb said...

yep.. whoever takes it enjoy!

night.owls.sb said...

cause it is surely special...

night.owls.sb said...

Ahhhhh what ya know I did enjoy it.. Its like sleeping thru 69, but the feeling is still there..

:O)

Tina~in_ut said...

I had to poop.....ur lucky!~

Just_Lin said...

Such freaky little owls! LOL

Mary/MI said...

Tina that was so hilarious!!! I have to say that the pic of him taking you away, was a little sad :(. I think I may have seen it in a post office somewhere!
Have to catch up on the comments....