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Monday, June 20, 2011

Check your shampoo!

by Dianne

HEY - WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EARLIER!!!
 
I should have figured it out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.  Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish detergent.  Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."  Problem solved!
 
Geez! It sure pays to read the label!

31 comments:

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

I'm #1!!!!!!!
I'm #1!!!!!!!
I'm #1!!!!!!!
I'm #1!!!!!!!
I'm #1!!!!!!!
And I'm prettiest too!!!!!

Michael said...

bamm!!

Michael said...

oops....Morning Shirley.....seems you beat me...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Don't I always?!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Dianne I think I'll need a vat of Dawn to help me!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Janice do you have Tina in a headlock this morning?

iteach said...

Ms. Shirley you are the fairest of them all!!

Bebbi said...

Woot Woot..look how beautiful Ms. Shirley is today!!! Lovely, My Lady, just lovely you are! :)Good morning Shirley

Michael..you bammed a little late this morning... But good morning anyway.

Di: I love that one..so funny! :) Good morning!

iteach: Good morning!

Michael said...

Iteach! Check out this avatar....

goldie said...

Good morning Hooters!
Yeah for Shirley~#1 and the prettiest too!

Cute blog Dianne~ I am going to switch to Dawn as well.

Hope everyone has a great day.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Come out come out where ever you are!! Don't let my magnificent beauty scare you away Owls! And listen...no moaning this morning!!!!

Zona said...

DI: Well whattya know! That sure explains a lot! It's Dawn for me from now on too..although I think I'll start taking baths in it..and putting it in the pool..ijs.. ;D

SHIRLEY: You certainly are..and gorgeous as well!! :)

BEBBI: Good Morning Sunshine! Any sign of Cyrano lately?

MICHAEL: Thanks for the musical info last night! :)

A Gracious Good Morning to GOLDIE and ITEACH! :D

Zona said...

Yikes!! 13 again..one more for luck.. :)

Tina~in_ut said...

Good Moaning!~ (I'll moan if I want, Shirl!) and NO...Janice didn't have me in a headlock....we were taking calls!~

Miguelito~ got my new pin today~ :D

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Don't get your thong twisted there Tina! You know I love to hear you moan first thing in the morning (good job Janice, you keep her busy!).

iteach said...

Shirley do you love Mr. Michael's new avator?

Michael said...

Tina...

Have you seen or do you have plans to see Woody Allen's new film..."Midnight In Paris?"

you can send that pin right on over to Texas....however you may keep the raise..

We have numerous wildfires...some near us.....30 homes have been destroyed so far...I will be doing my traditional rain dance this afternoon if I can find my "Its Raining Men" CD!!

Iteach...doesn't that avatar pic look authentic!? BYW....who is you favorite leading man..or man in general? And don't say him!

Tina~in_ut said...

Shirley~ I'll twist my thong any way i wanna~ tyvm~

Miguelito~ I won't be seeing anything by mr allen....don't like that creep~ And I will be keeping this pin....you can have the raise~

Bebbi said...

Good afternoon Zona!
No Cyrano in the last few days. I hear him at other windows in the front sometimes too. He's such a singer! :) or squawker or talker..whatever you want to say he does..lol. :)

Tina: Congrats on the new pin!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Looks like Miss Moany got up on the wrong side of the cave this morning!! What's the matter Tina did someone put your bra in the freezer again?

Michael said...

I was just kidding....I don't want the pin or the raise...

And I should have known you wouldn't like Woody Allen. Same as Mercedes and Ross Mathews...etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.

Age old meaningless grudges...but its your loss....I read that of the $30 million budget most was spent on capturing the beauty of Paris on film thru brilliant and expensive cinematography...

Stunning was the word they used I believe...

Michael said...

I think its called PMS...

Michael said...

oh where are my manners...congrats Tina on your award....

I image that sucking farts out of plane seats is hard work...so kudos to you for always getting the most and the worst ones out!

you deserve a pin I'd say...

Michael said...

and a mint...

sacBarb said...

Shirley's #1
Shirley's #1
Shirley's #1
Shirley's #1
Shirley's #1

And she's the prettiest too, and she IS smiling!

sacBarb said...

Dianne, I don't think there is enough Dawn to help me.

Zona, In the pool?? Are you sure that's a good idea? I don't think the pool boy will like it.

Zona said...

BEBBI: Cyrano sounds like me..a squawker and a talker..now if only he was a be-bopper..lol.. ;)

BARB: I'd kinda like to see the pool boy in bubbles..ijs.. ;)

There's a new fire burning up North that could threaten power lines that supply our power..and the temps this week will be anywhere from 108 to 113..oh joy...

iteach said...

I feel so blessed to be home with my kids, I love it.

We watch movies together, color on the floor, take naps together, take walks....

I love being home in the summer...very lucky lady.

iteach said...

Also on a pesonal note I like staying up late and sleeping in!

Dianne/Denver said...

And we like seeing u on the blog ITEACH. Thanks for all the comments today