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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Light and Gentle Thoughts for the day...

by Goldie

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are  XL.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.  Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . . . . . .
AMEN!

23 comments:

goldie said...

1st?

goldie said...

BAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

goldie said...

Well hot damn, that hasn't happened in so long I forgot how good it feels!!

Good Morning Everyone!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Hey you can't be 1st on your own blog! It's against the rules!

Michael said...

lol at Goldie...1st?

yes I believe that would be you!!

cute material...first place...ur off on the right foot today!

Hi Shirley!

I gotta mention my avatar...its Tom Cruise on the set of his new movie "Rock of Ages" about 80's rocker Stacee Jaxx.....Tommy looks so great...this is definitely one that I will sit in a filthy theater seat to see!!

If you twitter there is a HUGE pic of the same on there....hell..its all over the internet today...

Zona said...

Happy Saturday!

GOLDIE: Congrats on first gorgeous!! Those were really good! My favorites were "The easiest way to find something around the house is to buy a replacement"..so true..and "The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble"..omg..if I heard my mom or dad call my full name..I'd find a better place to hide..lol!! The little prayer at the end was priceless..I think I'll say it every day.. :D

MICHAEL: I can't stand Tom Cruise..but for you..I will check out the picture! I hope you're feeling better today!!

SHIRLEY: Good Morning! Sorry I missed your blog yesterday. Only TP we buy is Charmin or Northern..and we buy it at Costco or Sams. The thing that bothers me is the size of the roll..they are so big they won't spin on the dispenser thingee..I mean..is it that hard to just change them more often? Phooey on the Jumbo roll.. ;D

MO: Just keep saying..it's an adventure..it's an adventure.. ;D Miss you!

J/LIN: Thinking about you...

Better get moving..slowly tho..cuz it's hot..and I'm gettin' old.. :D

Zona said...

JODI: Just take your time..and if your brother gives you any trouble..he has an ankle..doesn't he? ;D

TINKA: I'm sorry you haven't been feeling well..hope you're feeling much better today!

TINA: Lucky duck!! :D

DI: The pool is going to be nice today..sure wish you could come over..glass of wine and lounge chair are included.. :D

sacBarb said...

Goldie, Cute blog. A fave is Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

sacBarb said...

Shirley, 'SOMEONE' really made a mess in here yesterday. Would YOU know who that was????

sacBarb said...

Zona, I see that glass of wine and lounge chair and raise you some Monkey Bread!

sacBarb said...

Goldie, I forgot to tell you have lovely you look in first today, Missy.

sacBarb said...

J/L, Thinking about you. (((HUGS))) and prayers.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

SacBarb my guess would be Dianne. ijs

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Goldie I forgot to tell you I thought your blog was very funny! I liked the one about a child's middle name, soooo true!!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Evening Michael, Zona and SacBarb!

Lynn D said...

Evening Owls,

Rainy yucky day here. So I napped and we are all being lazy.

Hope everyone had a great day. :)

Jodi said...

GOLDIE - I need to say that prayer everyday ;)

Emotional day here. Found all of Dale's things in the attic. The things that put me over the edge are the items that were in his car when he died. Still smelled like burnt rubber and oil...even after almost 23 years :(

Heading to bed early tonight...put a fork in me, I'm done.

goldie said...

Jodi~sorry you had a day. I know tomorrow won't be any easier, but <3 you!!!

goldie said...

<3

goldie said...

ok, that didnt work. BUT~ I luv ya sister!! (((HUGS))

goldie said...

Waving a wing to everyone.

iteach said...

Goldie, very fun blog, I so enjoyed it!

Jodi said...

Thanks GOLDIE....luv u 2 ♥

Good morning ITEACH!!