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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Neuticles

by Michael



Is this your dog? Embarrassed? Feeling unmanly?

                                 Well all that’s about to change…



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Have you ever neutered your male dog only to think, I wonder how that blatant physical change is affecting him psychologically? No? Me neither, at least not for more than a second. But it seems, that there is someone out there who has put some serious thought into the psychological and physical affects that neutering can have upon a male dog, and they've come up with a very specific kind of prosthetic.

Yes, Neuticals creates testicular implants for dogs, for those people out there who know how important it is to spay and neuter your pets for control over the animal population (as Bob Barker always reminded viewers on "The Price is Right"), but just can't bare having their dog look like his manhood has been stripped away. It might seem a little crazy, especially when you take a look at the price tags of the implants; but hey, with so many people that treat their dogs as people, it was only a matter of time before someone came along to give dogs the same luxuries of men who find themselves lacking in that area.
Tell me, what do you think about Neuticles and their quest to make all neutered dogs appear as though they're still in tact?

40 comments:

Michael said...

"Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!"

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

This is ridiculous! The dog will know it's fake, rip it out and bury it in the back yard!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

BTW Michael you have something green in your teeth.

Bebbi said...

LOL! I think that having fake dog balls is the newest fashion...ha ha... Great blog, Michael! And, my oh my are you ever beautiful today! :)

Good morning Shirley! LOL at the dog ripping them off and burying them..that could really happen too!!

Michael said...

oops! Avocado for breakfast....got it under my nails too!

Michael said...

there...thats better...

Michael said...

well...for the bad news.

I was up all night with Tina at the ER. She was in excruciating pain...

I thought she would expire before they even looked at her....so I got a good look at what you regular people have to go thru to get medical assistance....

They finally ran test and did blood work. I already knew in my heart what it was but just couldn't say the words....but the physicians assistant did....

Biliary Vesicle...

So Tina will need a lot of parenthesis and warm angels going up as she embarks on this journey which I am calling..."The Trail of Tears"...

Bebbi said...

Michael: I think I need some filling in on that last post...I've been gone too long.. Is Tina in pain? Was she in the ER? I hope she's alright! What is a Biliary Vesicle??

Okay.. I'm so clueles, so sue me.

Just_Lin said...

I see that Laverne and Shirley were the first two hooters in the nest today. You both look quite fetching.

Just_Lin said...

Is Tina really sick? I'll have to look that up. I hope she's doing okay.

Just_Lin said...

Bebbers I'm clueless much of the time, too.

Just_Lin said...

I am still at my mother's house. I arrived last Thursday and she passed away in a hospital bed in the living room Sunday night. My daughter, brother, and I took care of her with periodic visits from Hospice providers. She would have periods of aggitation when the morphine and anti-anxiety meds were not kicking in and she would call out for her mom or just call out the word "help". Those times were hell. I am so thankful she was at peace at the end and that it didn't go on any longer.

Tinka said...

Just_Lin - Your post made me cry. It instantly took me back to three years ago Sept. 22. What mixed emotions we go through. So sad to say good-bye and so happy she is at peace. My thoughts and prayers go out to you today. ((((Hugs)))

Good morning to everyone. I will be back later to comment on Michael's excellent blog. Right now I think I will just sit quietly with my cup of tea and memories.

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Just Lin I am sorry to hear that your mother has passed. Now this journey has taken another direction and I send you ((HUGS)) as you find your way. Take care my friend.

Zona said...

J/LIN: I am so sorry to hear that your mom has passed away. My heart is breaking for you..I know how much it hurts to lose someone you love so much. Please take comfort in knowing that your mom is finally free of all the pain and suffering. You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers♥ {{Hugs}}

Michael said...

Bebbi...

she will be fine..someday...but as you know...we never know when its our time...be it Biliary Vesicle or a
Intracranial Neoplasm...

Zona said...

TINA: I am so sorry you are hurting and not feeling well..I hope you feel better soon!

MICHAEL: Hasenpfeffer incorporated? When did that happen? Imagine! ;)

I have never heard of Neuticles..I think it's silly..Buy the dog a toy with a squeaker in it..he'll forget all about his missing parts..sheesh..

SHIRLEY: That's exactly what would happen..and then a bigger vet bill!

BEBBI: I'm always clueless!

Zona said...

Good Morning TINKA..I sure wish I could sit and have tea with you this morning and reminisce..

Michael said...

J/L...I'm sorry for you loss...

been missing you...

Tinka said it well....happy the suffering is over...hard to say goodbye...even for a while...

Michael said...

Zona..

so you are saying put a "squeak" toy in there?

Just_Lin said...

Michael Owner's worry about the missing parts, not dogs. LOL @ sqeaky toy. That little fella would be a big hit at the dog park.

Just_Lin said...

Thank you for the condolences. This has been extremely hard.

Michael said...

well it looks like Shirley is going to get a visit from Irene on Monday morning...

Just_Lin said...

Batten down the hatches, Shirley!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

The track of Irene isn't certain yet. It could go a little north of me to New Brunswick. But I will make sure my hatches are battened. Thanks!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Michael you have a couple feathers in your hair.

Jodi said...

SLIN - Sending my love to you and your family. I'm so glad you were there at the end, and I'm sure your daughter is too....no regrets ♥

Maureen said...

JUST LIN...my deepest and sincere condolences to you and your family. I know how much the hurt remains, even while we are glad the suffering is over. I'll tell my mom to watch for her in heaven. {{{hugus}}}

whabbear said...

Linda: All good thoughts and condolences going your way!

Just_Lin said...

Hodi Thank you for the call. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to talk longer.

Just_Lin said...

MO Thank you. I've missed you.

Just_Lin said...

Bear Thank you, too.

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh J/L~ I'm so so sorry for your loss~ I too am glad you were able to be with her~ big huge parenthesis~

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Tina are you alright?

Tina~in_ut said...

Drugs, Shirley~ GOOD drugs~ I will be fine~ thanks for asking~ I hope you don't get wet this weekend~ :D

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Good to know you are ok. Unless the roof blows off the apartment building I should be fine.

Dianne/Denver said...

J/L: I am so sorry about the loss of your mom. My hugs go out to you and your family.

Tinka said...

I am sorry I did not get back on the blog today. I was lost in thought. I will comment on your blog tomorrow Michael. Is that okay? I know you put a lot of work into it.

Every night I go out and look and the stars and say good night to my sister and mom. I always think of my sister's favourite poem---

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush.
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

Love and thoughts go out to your tonight Just_Lin. A thousand hugs from Canada. Love to all. Tinka

Bebbi said...

This made me cry..all the love here is just beyond words.. J/L, I am so sorry for your loss. Your story of your Mom crying out for help and for her mom made me cry. :( I am so glad she is at peace too. HUGS to you.

I am sorry for being Lackadasical on here lately. My heart's been here just I have been busy trying to do a lot of mystery shops and stuff so I can go to BABB in September..which looks like it IS happening!! :) I am so excited.

J/L: Will you be going?

Who else here will be there, if you don't mind my asking..?

I know Barb and Mary...