A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he pleaded,"Pl,let me hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq .
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied,"If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.
I don't want to go to Iraq either."