Friday, August 26, 2011

New Sr. Health Plan?

by Sac Barb

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth?

No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?


Bebbi said...

First! wow..been a while.

Bebbi said...

Going to read blog..

Also,Jodi..can't wait to hear the one you posted yesterday. I love marching bands..and I love all those songs..I bet it's awesome. My speakers at work are messed up and so I will have to come back and listen from home....!!

Bebbi said...

Barb, love this! My dad had an idea too. He said that instead of sending young men over to fight they should send him (and other seniors).. He said give him a gun and a chair and he will sit there and shoot until they get him..ha ha... He's so funny.


Michael said...

hi! bye! Gotta go to Temple today...

very funny Barb!!

Hi Bebbi!!

Zona said...

BARB: Funny and kinda sad at the same time..kwim? Good plan taxes and a/c..I like that!! ;)

BEBBI: Hello Beautiful! lol @ just coz..coz.. :D

MICHAEL: HI and BYE to you too! :)

TINA: Just in case you didn't see it in 51..we had TWO dust storms yesterday..tyvm.. ;D

Forecast on local news website for us today..'Big Heat and Bad Air' oh joy!! It's 6:45a and 95 degrees already..Fall where are you?

goldie said...

Good Morning Hooters! Hi Bebbi, Michael and Zona!

Very funny Barb. The good news is we already own the guns!

How is it possible that after only one day with the gradkids here my house looks like a tornado hit? Oh well, packing them up to go to the camper. A whole new place to 'spread out the stuff". lol

Hope you all have a woderful weekend!

goldie said...

apparently my 'n' key is not working properly..... :)

Bebbi said...

Goldie! That sounds so fun..bless the mess! :)

Zona...he he on the coz coz...glad you saw that. :) Good morning Sunshine and roses in the west from Sunshine and rose in the east.... :)

Michael! Hi! :)

Michael said...

Hello again.....thought I'd try some of that mobile
I'm just sitting waiting for the old folks to get a hitch in their giddyup........or whatever they gonna get.....

So boring......crummy magazines.....

Thinking about doing a number .....

I won't dance.......don't ask know.....that sort of thing....

Tina~in_ut said...

Did you leave ur brand new book (birthday present) at home?!!!~

Tina~in_ut said...

Bebbi~ beautiful and sparkly in first this morning~

Sackie~ you made me chuckle this morning....thanks for sending it~

Zona~ HA! take that Haboob!~

Goldie~ Love that your grandkids are with you to make that mess....I can just hear the love in your words~

Lynn D said...

Morning Glories!

Bebbi you look radiant!

Well I suppose that is a solution. lol

Waving at everyone!

sacBarb said...

Happy Friday.

Bebbi, pretty in first...just coz! :)

Michael, Did they ask you?

Zona, When is the dust season over? two in one day is just wrong! :(

Goldie, I can tell you that it doesn't change when they get older, just the 'stuff' changes.

Tina, Thanks for posting this.

Lynn, If we all did this, we could start all over. I'm not sure that would be any better though!

J/L (((HUGS)))

I hope you are all having a good day. BBL

Michael said...

Barb....did who ask me what?

Tina...can you believe I forgot my BOOK!!??

Jodi said...

Interesting plan BARB...I'm hoping it doesn't come to that, though!

Jodi said...

BEBBI - Good evening sunshine!! I hope you enjoy the video.

And not to be picky, but The Madison Scouts is a drum corps. The difference between that and a marching band is no woodwinds. *ok...stepping off my soapbox now* ;)

Jodi said...

MICHAEL - Get some rest!!

Jodi said...

GOLDIE - I'm sure you REALLY don't mind...ijs!! Big hugs to the kids for me ♥

Jodi said...

TINA - I can't imagine why he didn't take that book with him!!

Jodi said...

LYNN - Hoping you're having a good day. Maybe Eva will give Amma a break and say it for you ♥

Jodi said...

From Area 51:

ZONA - Glad you liked the video!! I knew you would :) And didn't you just get that damn pooled cleaned out?!!? Geesh!!!

Zona said...

Hi Guys!

I just talked to TINKA..she is having trouble signing into the blog again..seems Blogger doesn't like her password. She will try again later or tomorrow. She wanted me to say HI! to everyone for her!! :)

GOLDIE: My house looks like a tornado hit when Randy decides to organize I know what you mean.. ;D

BEBBI: I love roses! :)

TINA: So far it's just been dust..but if locusts appear..heck what have I got to lose at that point.. ;D

BARB: We're looking at the possibility of another storm tonight. Monsoon season is usually over about the middle of September. btw..if you go to (I think that's where I saw it) there is an interview with the most recently evicted BB house's about 5 minutes long and worth watching.. :)

MICHAEL: To dance? ;D

Zona said...

JODI: We did!! That's why these dust storms are so frustrating! We had so much chlorine in it the other day you couldn't open your eyes underwater..that can make swimming very know as far as running into walls etc..MEDIC!! ;)

Jodi said...

TINKA - Hoping you are having a better day. And I also hope blogger lets you back in soon ♥

Jodi said...


Raven said...

Someone Emailed this to me today ... I could find no credit ... to give. I put it up on my Fb page and said can't find who to credit. But a friend knew where it came from so ... now she put your site addy up.

It really was very good! Liz Sosne