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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING PRANK!

by Michael


33 comments:

Michael said...

Jingle!

Zona said...

Good Morning!

MICHAEL: I loved the way the guys were cracking up..made me laugh! I was also surprised to hear Target had a downstairs..who knew?? Lots of unique things down there..I'll have to check it out! ;)

I need some discipline today to stay off this dang computer..I have so many things to do..

From 51:

J/LIN: Trees are 80% decorated..need to pack up cookies for work..cards are 50% done..packages are 0% wrapped..nothing is ready to mail..FarmVille is 100% done..I think we've diagnosed the problem.. ;D

Have a good day everyone!

Tinka said...

Good Morning Michael and Zona. Wishing you a wonderful Wednesday. Michael the video isn't loading. I will try later. I am finished my decorating. Now to the wrapping. Have a great day Owls.

Tina~in_ut said...

GMO~ that was freaking hilarious~ SO made me laugh~ I don't know how they kept a straight face~

Michael~ thanks for the blag today and tomorrow~ (this is my post for tomorrow...FREAKING HILL-AIR-EEE-US~ made me laugh until i cried!)

Zona~ thought ur cards were done~

Tinka~ ya gotta git it to load....so funny~

Just_Lin said...

Michael Jingle to you, too. Congrats on being first. Wait...isn't it against Article 809of the Nest Bylaws to be first on your on blog, or blag, whichever the case may be? Maybe it doesn't apply if it is a blag. We should consult with Shirley who is the official Bylaw Keeper.

Just_Lin said...

Zona I think we need to join Farmville Anonymous. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Hope you have a good day wrapping. Doesn't it feel good to be done with the decorating? I got started with some shopping yesterday so that's a positive sign for me.

Just_Lin said...

Tina Hi, HO!

Just_Lin said...

Michael2 Forgot to thank you for the blag which made me laugh out load, for real. Mormon disco ball!!!! Eye removal kit!!!!

Michael said...

J/L...I may have broken a bylaw....but no one would post! Hell! Zona didn't get here til afternoon!
Whatever I did I did for the good of the blag....and btw...I coined that phrase and Tina snatched it from me....but I shouldn't complain. I have always been a trendsetter.

Michael said...

Hi everyone else!!!

Zona...Target has a downstairs if you are on the second floor....and a second floor if you are on the first floor. In some stores they have a conveyor belt to haul your buggy up or downstairs....

Michael said...

J/L...

my fav is fish poison..."we're having a little fish problem"...

I intend to use that one at the Walmart as well as the Hair dye for Newborns...the Fancy Boy Lip GLitter and the Ron Paul Workout Video...

Michael said...

you all should have seen that auction! I have never seen people heaving money to auctioneer like that in my life!

The tiara that I liked with an auction estimate of $60-$80k...yeah that one. $4,226,500.00.

It was like that on everything! Her 50.6-carat 'La Peregrina' pearl... given to her by Richard Burton, surpassed all predictions when it went for a $11,842,500.00 ...it had an estimate of $2-$3 million...

It was breathtaking to watch....

and they still have 3 days to go!!

Zona said...

TINA: I hadn't addressed them yet..thus the 50%..they are now at 75%.. :D

J/LIN: I actually stayed off the farm all day..the fact that it wouldn't load is not important.. ;D

MICHAEL: I've never been in a Target with two floors..I never knew they existed..I'm not an escalator fan..so I'm kind of glad we don't have them..altho..downstairs still sounds cool..

TINKA: Yay! The decorating is done! I bet your house looks beautiful! I hope you've been able to make some progress wrapping! :)

Michael said...

Zona...the reason I know that they have 2 story Targets is from the old Rosie Show....she told about it...

here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=necNLFQN0jE

Michael said...

Tina...

I don't think u r setting a very good example by attempting to comment on a blag the day before!

I hope you wore ur foil suit and sprayed on some fire retardant today....something about ur flight # 911...makes me uneasy...

Just_Lin said...

Michael I agree. Flight #911 is a little creepy.

Maureen said...

OMG...I am sitting here in the library with tears running down my face! That was fricking hilarious! I especially laughed when the guys cracked up! Soooooo funny!
Years ago I had friends that worked for Sears, in the hardware dept and when wome wold shop for their men, they were just plain mean! Thier favorite was asking the woman if the hammer she wanted was metric or not! This vid reminded me of that!

Still laughing!!

Tina~in_ut said...

Good God.....ya dork.......that wasn't my flight number!!!!!!! Quit makin' shit up~ (Anna) :)~

Maureen said...

We have a 2 story Target here. I admit, I went for the cart escalator! That was the most impressive thing about the store. However, if they had disposable slacks and turtle mix, I may go back!

Maureen said...

I bid on the pearl, but I was only able to bid 8mil...sux to be poor

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Evening all!

Michael it does state in the Nest Bylaws, article 809, subsection 21D, page 1138, paragraph 12, sentence 4, that the author of the blog (or blag) cannot be the first to comment on said blog (or blag). HOWEVER, your explanation for doing so is reason enough to forgo the usual punishment for breaking this bylaw which is 25 lashes.

Michael said...

well thank goodness I won't have to endure 25 lashes!

Do you mean "eyelashes" or like a whipping?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

25 lashes (whipping) on the butt delivered by Tina!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

BTW Michael the blog was very funny today! Do you have one of those eye removal kits?

Just_Lin said...

Shirley OMG! That was so mean and bad to say to Michael that I couldn't help but LMFAO!!!! I know you only meant it in the sweetest of ways. (cough)

Tina~in_ut said...

OMG........I just showed my sister today's video and tomorrow's ........and we both laughed so hard....we were crying!!!!!~

Just_Lin said...

MO I don't know how those guys kept it together as well as they did without bursting out laughing. And to ask for those items with a straight face.....priceless!

Tina~in_ut said...

Oh my hell.....what was mean? What did I miss? I don't see anything mean!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!~

Michael said...

Yes I have an eye removal kit and I'd love to show you how it works...

...just lean forward a smidge...

Just_Lin said...

Tina I was referring to Shirley at 11:53. Maybe you don't think it was mean. LOL

Just_Lin said...

LOL Michael!