Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
|I will always "check for paper"|
when leaving the restroom.
|I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.|
|I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".|
|I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.|
|I will no longer park the BMW|
next to fire hydrants.
|and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker.|