Ladies - pass this on
Men - let this be a lesson
With his buddy when he notices his friend
Is very well endowed.
'Damn, Bob , you're hung!' Jim exclaims..
'I wasn't always this impressive; I had to
Work for it.'
'What do you mean?' Jim asked.
'Well, every day for the past two years
I've spent an hour each night rubbing it
With butter. I know it sounds crazy but
It actually made it grow 4 inches! You
Should try it.
'Jim agrees and the two depart'
A few months later the two are back in the
Same locker room and Bob asks Jim
How his situation was.
Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob ,
But I've actually gotten smaller! I lost
Two inches already!'
'Did you do everything I told you? An
Hour each day with butter?'
'Well, we don't use butter, so I've
Been using Crisco.'
Wait for it ..........
You know it's coming...
Crisco!!' Bob exclaimed. '
Damm it, Jim,
Crisco is shortening!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
You gotta follow the recipe & men don't listen!