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Monday, December 12, 2011

The Carol of the Day

by Jodi


It’s that time of year again.  And as much as I enjoy seeing everyone’s posts about the season, one FB friend is just cracking me up!!  She has been posting a snippet of lyrics every day.  I’m calling it The Carol of the Day.  The only thing is, she can’t spell worth a crap!!  Thus my amusement.  Enjoy!!

1.           and the song for the day is.......chestnuts roasting on a open fire jack frost nipping at your nose......
2.         Feel free to add on to the song of the day......Oh come all ye faithful joyful
3.         Todays song ......It came upon A Mid night Clear that glories sound of all. With Angle standing near the..............
4.         Todays song (whiCh I thought I did at 1 ). On eveRy street conneR you'll hear Silver bells Silver bells its christmas time in the city. Hear them ring
5.         Todays song.......... Over the river and threw the woods to grandma's house we go the horse knows the way.........
6.         The song for the day: silent night holy night all is clam all is bright........
And just a mere 24 hours later…a slight variation:
7.        Todays song......silent night holly night all is claim all is bright

It has been the first thing I check when I get up!!  She is truly a sweet person.  Is it ignorance or auto correct.  I have no idea!!

30 comments:

Michael said...

Morning....

I'm going to havr to wait for someone to splain this to me cause I don't get it....

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Splat!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Afternoon Ow...um Michael! Read them again Michael...out loud and slowly, you'll get it.

I thought they were funny Jodi! I liked clam and claim! lol!

Tinka said...

Good Morning Michael and Shirley. Are you ready for Christmas? I am going as fast as I can. Shopped yesterday until Jack was ready to drop. I was in the wheelchair so I felt a little bad about his exhaustion. We still don't have the trailer for the scooter.

Jodi - Enjoyed your blog. Thanks for sharing.

Rushing through the days. See you tomorrow.

Just_Lin said...

Michael Congrats on being the loudest and first today.

Just_Lin said...

HOdi Thanks for the chuckle. I think that's a nice idea of hers to have a song every day, even if the lyrics are a little different than we're used to. I've never tried to throw woods before. LOL

Just_Lin said...

Shirley If I keep staring at your avatar will it make me feel warmer? I shouldn't complain. Whatever it is here, I know it is colder there.

Just_Lin said...

Tinka Poor Jack. You'll have to reward him with your famous buns. LOL

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Just Lin it is 46F here and I have a fan on me! If you don't already have one maybe you should invest in an electric blanket. That should keep you warm!

Michael said...

lol...hi all!!

J/L...

That is the all new and patented Gay-Dar gun! They had em on Rosie last night. Now everyone can have gaydar...it really a funny little gadget.... http://www.gaydargun.com/

I think I have the song thing now...and I agree that its nice to have a song a day....

Michael said...

heres a nice xmas song...

(Sung to the tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.
I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.
I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!
I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,
Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!

Dianne/Denver said...

How nice to have all the Christmas songs today. Thanks Jodi and Michael.

Busy with errands today and then go to call bingo for my new friends. Hope I do t make any mistakes as they let me know right away. :)

JL--I think that blanket Shirley mentioned is a good idea. I'm like u Shirley, fans all the time

Tink, happy shopping. U need together that lift for Jack for Christmas

Michael said...

Ok...I am going to starta song...and everyone add as much as you know...lol

ahemm..ok..here we go..

Sleighbells ring...r u listening?
in the lane...snow is glistening..

copy and paste the previous lyrics and add yours.....
fun fun fun!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Sleighbells ring...r u listening?
in the lane...snow is glistening..
It's a horrible sight
I'm not happy tonight
Walking in this slushy winterland!

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

FYI February 16th 2012 will mark our 1500th blog!

Michael said...

heres something I know a couple of people can relate to...


Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia ...Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

Attention Deficit Disorder..Silent night, Holy oooh look at the-it's snowing-can I have a chocolate-why is France so far away?

Sleep in heavenly peas...

He's making a list, chicken and rice...

You'll go down in Listerine...

Noel, Noel, Barney's the King of Israel...

Olive, the other reindeer...

In the meadow we can build a snowman; then pretend that he is sparse and brown...

Michael said...

Sleighbells ring...r u listening?
in the lane...snow is glistening..
It's a horrible sight
I'm not happy tonight
Walking in this slushy winterland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman..
And pretend that he is Parson Brown..
He'll say r u married...I say "R U KIDDING!?" ....but we did get "don't ask..don't tell" thrown down...

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

Michael are you suggesting I'm senile?

Shirley(NCC-1701) said...

**Sung To The Tune Of Frosty The Snowman**

Frosty, the Dope Man
Was a very troubled soul
With his big hash-pipe and his coked-up nose
And two marijuana blows.

Frosty, the Dope Man
Was an old wives' tale they say
He was made to scare
But kids were aware
Of this dealin' man for pay.

There must have been some mojo
In the snow-white toot he sold
For when he snort some up his nose
His juices started to flow.

Frosty the Dope Man
Was a creep as he could be
And the children say
Frosty go away
Watch yourself on the TV.

Frosty the Dope Man
Knew the cops would find his stash
So he said, "Let's run,
And get me a gun
And bring me a lot of cash."

Down to Manhattan
Where the police saw him there.
So they start to chase
Frosty to a place
Where the gays all stripped him bare.

He then escaped from this bad mess
With help from cooking grease
The end of the line, he ran out of time
When the cops all hollered "Freeze!"

Frosty the Dope Man
Got a lot of years of time
And they sent him to jail
He said, "The System will fail,
And I'll be out again real fine."

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Frosty dealt some dope
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Don't pick up the soap.

Tina~in_ut said...

Hello~

Michael....you look....~

Shirley~ You made me laugh today~ YES....you ARE pretty~

Tinka~ I know what you can do for Jack to make it up to him~ :)~

J/L~ oh wait....I see you had basically the same idea for Tinka~ :D

Di~ remember....it's B-I-N-G-O...not B-R-O-N-C-O~ mkay?~

Jodi~ Thanks for sending in the blag~ Made me laugh...by the time I got to her last one, I was chuckling~ NOW GIT IN HERE AND POST.....IT'S UR BLAG~

Jodi said...

Oh my hell....didn't realize til now that you posted my blog!! Felt like a piece of rat crap yesterday. Every now and then my body just screams STOP!! I actually listened yesterday and laid low. Feeling much better this morning. Or will once I get enough cawfee in me ;)

Jodi said...

MICHAEL - Glad you finally got it!!

Jodi said...

SHIRLEY - clam and claim were my fav's too!!

Jodi said...

TINKA - I am nowhere near ready. Haven't even put up our tree yet. Oh, well....I do work well under pressure!!

Jodi said...

SLIN - I truly have enjoyed her posts, it just kinda bugs the crap outta me that she doesn't care about spelling....kwim?

Jodi said...

DIANNE - That's because you're one HOT Mama ;) Woot woot for the BRONCOS win Sunday!!

Jodi said...

I guess it's been awhile since I posted *she says hanging her head in shame*....was still sporting my awesome Harry Potter pumpkin!!

Jodi said...

MICHAEL - Yesterday I was sleeping in "heavenly peas" ;)

Jodi said...

SHIRLEY - LMAO....don't pick up the soap!!!

Jodi said...

TINA - Glad you liked my BLAG ♥